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BoozeCube

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Dont forget about the interracial relationship which is abhorrent.

Doesnt fit the source material at all. Bruce Wayne doesnt need to slum.

Are you trying to suggest Bruce Wayne playboy billionaire wouldn't go noggin hoggin?

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Brahma

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looks good, supposed to be more a detective movie than another boring "my parents are DEEEAAAAAD" origins story - think Noir se7en or other serial killer vibe sort of movie. The Riddler is the bad guy I think.

It is allegedly clocking in a bit under 3 hours but hopefully gets shortened down a bit.

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I thought that was pretty good. That chick is fine as FUCK!
 
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spronk

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its zoe kravitz, the daughter of lenny kravitz and Lisa Bonet, aka Denise Huxtable aka the chick with the amazing titties in Angel Heart. Everyone in their 40s basically remembers the movie where the cosby kid made you a man. also angel heart is the movie where i think the bad guy is named Louis Cypher



lisa bonet is now married to aquaman
 
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Chukzombi

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its zoe kravitz, the daughter of lenny kravitz and Lisa Bonet, aka Denise Huxtable aka the chick with the amazing titties in Angel Heart. Everyone in their 40s basically remembers the movie where the cosby kid made you a man. also angel heart is the movie where i think the bad guy is named Louis Cypher



lisa bonet is now married to aquaman

Lenny Kravitz also has a famous mom, she was Helen in the Jeffersons tv show.
white guy is his dad.
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Chukzombi

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Isn't she the neighbor who was married to a white guy on the show too?
Yup. The behind the scenes of that show was a bit weird. The guy playing george had to put his foot down one time, the writers kept wanting Sherman Hemsley to call the Willises a zebra couple and Tom a honkey. This was years later after they became friends on the show . The writers would say, no keep calling him a honkey, it gets big laughs, finally Hemsley had to tell them to fuck off because if they were all friends, he wouldnt call Tom a honkey.
 
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Lenardo

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it is not like they HAVEN'T had a "black" catwoman.

hale berry from ...gag...catwoman

Eartha Kitt from the 60's tv show. (season 3) took over for julie newmar.
 
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Animosity

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Who cares what skin color she is. Anything will be better than Anne Hathaway. But that short hair is just gross.
 
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Chukzombi

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it is not like they HAVEN'T had a "black" catwoman.

hale berry from ...gag...catwoman

Eartha Kitt from the 60's tv show. (season 3) took over for julie newmar.
Halle Berry was still a cutie in that movie, i dont care how bad it was.
iu

Eartha Kitt, err yeah.
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jayrebb

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it is not like they HAVEN'T had a "black" catwoman.

hale berry from ...gag...catwoman

Eartha Kitt from the 60's tv show. (season 3) took over for julie newmar.

Nobody remembers halle berry as black

She doesn't pass the brown paper bag test performed at Baptist churches all along the south.
 
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Chanur

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its zoe kravitz, the daughter of lenny kravitz and Lisa Bonet, aka Denise Huxtable aka the chick with the amazing titties in Angel Heart. Everyone in their 40s basically remembers the movie where the cosby kid made you a man. also angel heart is the movie where i think the bad guy is named Louis Cypher



lisa bonet is now married to aquaman

This is a really good movie. Set around New Orleans. A supernatural crime noir I guess ala True Detective though not the same format at all. Also Robert Deniro makes a terrific bad guy.
 
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Caeden

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Seems semi-inspired by Batman Year One (though this is technically year 2). My copy is buried in my closet, but this has inspired me to re-read it this weekend.

Here’s a shot of pre-catwoman Selina Kyle. She becomes Catwoman during the story. She was a hooker I’m pretty sure. Looks half-black in a lot of the book but some shot look white. That’s where they also yanked the short hair design from. Think she does some wig shit in this too. Book has a fantastic scene where Batman crashes a party of Gotham’s corrupt elite and tells them their time is up. Some of the scenes with Batman leaping around after talking to Gordon prior to having his batsuit was inspired by this book. Here he gets stabbed and considers letting himself bleed out. Bruce Wayne is fucking nuts here and, if I remember correctly, pretty fucking violent. Been about 10 years since I last read it though, so I might be conflating it with other stories.

Also, Nolen did multiple villains each time but he did it in a world building way that was seamless for the most part. If they do it that way, I do not give two fucks that Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, and Falcone are in this. I know Nolan’s part 3 gets lambasted, and it is the weaker of the Bale trilogy, but goddamn go watch Batman Forever or Batman and Robin. The Dark Knight Rises is the goddamn Godfather compared to that shit.

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joz123

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Seems semi-inspired by Batman Year One (though this is technically year 2). My copy is buried in my closet, but this has inspired me to re-read it this weekend.

Here’s a shot of pre-catwoman Selina Kyle. She becomes Catwoman during the story. She was a hooker I’m pretty sure. Looks half-black in a lot of the book but some shot look white. That’s where they also yanked the short hair design from. Think she does some wig shit in this too. Book has a fantastic scene where Batman crashes a party of Gotham’s corrupt elite and tells them their time is up. Some of the scenes with Batman leaping around after talking to Gordon prior to having his batsuit was inspired by this book. Here he gets stabbed and considers letting himself bleed out. Bruce Wayne is fucking nuts here and, if I remember correctly, pretty fucking violent. Been about 10 years since I last read it though, so I might be conflating it with other stories.

Also, Nolen did multiple villains each time but he did it in a world building way that was seamless for the most part. If they do it that way, I do not give two fucks that Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, and Falcone are in this. I know Nolan’s part 3 gets lambasted, and it is the weaker of the Bale trilogy, but goddamn go watch Batman Forever or Batman and Robin. The Dark Knight Rises is the goddamn Godfather compared to that shit.

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