The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Sutekh

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I guess I can forgive it if someone doesn't know how to make a noose anymore, but shit man, he can't even fucking draw one?

IMO, that 9er fan deserves a real noose.
I know right? I seriously doubt "The Buffalo News" is even a publication in the Buffalo area and if it were would they really have that type of content in there on every page? Pathetic.
 

Chanur

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Chargers signed Stevie Johnson. I'm pretty happy to have him with Royal gone. I think Rivers and him will work well together.
 

Merrith

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Gravel

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Pretty stupid of Reid to shit talk a team and its executives and then get a job with those same people, though.

I'm also dubious of his former coworkers at the Washington Post writing an article about it, when the WP has been insanely critical of the team.

All in all, I don't give much of a shit. The Washington Post, Jason Reid, and Snyder and Allen are all worthless.
 

Xevy

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Trent Richardson to the Raiders. Why do I feel like he'll either: get arrested for something stupid off field OR start rushing for 4+ a carry.
 

Famm

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Rushing for 4+ a carry while McFadden's knees explode within the first month in Dallas sounds wonderfully entertaining to me.
 

zzeris

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I love that wherever Rex goes, he blows through their cap incredibly quickly. I think they overspent on every acquisition but at least he makes some high grade hopium at every stop.
 

Kirun

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The hyperbole over the 49ers is pretty ridiculous. They went 8-8 in arguably the best division in football. Major injuries at some key spots and a few 4th quarter implosions away from being the possible #1 seed. They flat out gave away the games to the Bears, Chargers, and Cardinals.

The Borland thing definitely sucks, but people seriously need to slow down on "the sky is falling" narrative. "WORST OFFSEASON OF ALL TIME FOREVER!!". The 2008 Lions and about 50 other offseasons might have something to say about that.
 
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The hyperbole over the 49ers is pretty ridiculous. They went 8-8 in arguably the best division in football. Major injuries at some key spots and a few 4th quarter implosions away from being the possible #1 seed. They flat out gave away the games to the Bears, Chargers, and Cardinals.

The Borland thing definitely sucks, but people seriously need to slow down on "the sky is falling" narrative. "WORST OFFSEASON OF ALL TIME FOREVER!!". The 2008 Lions and about 50 other offseasons might have something to say about that.
Willis retires, boreland retires, Smith is seemingly leaning towards retirement. You lose both your starting corners. Kaepernick trade rumours. Iuapati goes to a division rival. One of the faces of your franchise for the last ten years goes to another team.

Torrey Smith and Darnell dockett who is coming off a season ending injury in his thirties are your best signings. You also sign an older rb who is a better receiving threat then an actually running threat. Plus he has kaeperbro (for now) throwing him the ball so it's not like his pass catching ability matters.

Oh and let's not forget your front office forced out a coach who had three nfc championship and one super bowl appearance in four years. Also lost the DC that lead those top ten defenses.

Don't worry though, it probably isn't that bad.
 

RandAlThor420_sl

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Lifelong 9ers fan checking in. Truth is that harbaugh being ushered out the door is probably the single worst part of the offseason so far, even though we knew it was gonna happen for quite some time. But, the hits just keep coming. As a faithful fan through thick and thin, I know we wont be heading into uncharted territory, but we likely are heading in a direction I would rather we didn't. However, there are a LOT of unknowns, including the talent of our new coaching staff, our draft picks, our starting line up come game day, (our starting QB?), etc. So, I am not gonna give up yet, or really ever. But theres no fucking way a fan can be looking at all of this and thinking anything less then "what the fuck"
 
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If its any conciliation at least you aren't a bears fan. We can have a stellar off season, which we aren't, and our team is still looking at fourth in the division. Long live Catler!


The only thing the niners could do to actually make their off season worse at this point is mortgage their draft for Winston or mariotta. No way they would do that, but just put it in perspective for how badly this has been bungled so far.