The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Kirun

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Willis retires, boreland retires
Willis was definitely surprise, but it wasn't a completely devastating blow. He was really starting to "age", despite only being 30. Since 2010, he has only played 1 complete season. Borland was completely out of left field and a definite blow, seeing as he had an amazing season and was the heir apparent to Willis. Wilhoite is his likely replacement and he's fairly serviceable. I'd rather have Skuta in that spot, but we let him go to FA (likely before knowing of Borland). There's also the possibility of Brooks making a move to ILB and keeping Lynch at the edge full-time, instead of sharing time there with Brooks. Keep in mind, the defense had games without Willis, Bowman, and A. Smith, yet still looked very competent. This year we'll have Bowman back and Smith.

Smith is seemingly leaning towards retirement.
Smith was a foregone conclusion. Most people expected retirement and that's a large part of the reason for Dockett. Dockett should serve as a solid replacement, assuming he can stay healthy and Smith does retire. Dorsey will also be back and is a very overlooked talent. The jury is still out on Carradine.

You lose both your starting corners.
Cox had an awesome first half of the season, but he really started to suffer toward the latter half. Culliver is seemingly starting to develop, but apparently everybody forgets who was giving up the gigantic plays in the Super Bowl against the Ravens. Brock is a great CB when he can stay healthy, so I'm not worried there. Dontae Johnson showed some great flashes last year, but I'm not 100% sold. Jimmie Ward is horrible at CB, where they seem intent to keep him, so I agree that this is a position that may suffer a bit. Then again, everybody said our secondary would be horrid at the start oflastseason also, but it turned out pretty well. We were still one of the top defensive units in the league, despite a boatload of injuries.

Iuapati goes to a division rival.
This was another situation that was a foregone conclusion. We drafted his replacement last season and essentially "red-shirted" him, since he suffered an ACL injury on his workout with the Saints. Thomas was considered a "steal" in the draft. We also grabbed Pears from the Bills. There's also the fact that for as good as Iupati is at run-blocking, he's absolute garbage at pass blocking, nor can he stay healthy. Last year he played with a broken foot for most/all of the season and only played 12 games the year before.

One of the faces of your franchise for the last ten years goes to another team.
I don't really see how you can pay a 30+ year old RB what the Colts were offering, especially with a potential stud in Hyde sitting on the bench. Gore is right on the cusp of still being decent and total mediocrity. I'd rather we let him go a year too early than a year too late. It sucks to watch a guy like him go, but that's the unfortunate side of free agency.

Oh and let's not forget your front office forced out a coach who had three nfc championship and one super bowl appearance in four years.
It's always hilarious watching all the cognitive dissonance surrounding this sentiment. On one hand, 49er haters are quick to point out what an idiotic decision it was to let Harbaugh go after so much success, whilealsoholding onto the position that the 49ers are dogshit after one 8-8 season in a really good divison. So, which is it? Are the 49ers dogshit or did they just have a rough season mired with injuries, poor execution, and questionable coaching/FO drama? If they are dogshit, it was probably a good choice to let Harbaugh go, right?
 

DickTrickle

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It seems pretty clear that many are saying they're dogshit now or very much on the path to being dogshit because of the various reasons given above, not before Harbaugh was let go. You think most of the things that have happened aren't a terribly big deal and others think they are. There's the difference.
 

Famm

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It's always hilarious watching all the cognitive dissonance surrounding this sentiment. On one hand, 49er haters are quick to point out what an idiotic decision it was to let Harbaugh go after so much success, whilealsoholding onto the position that the 49ers are dogshit after one 8-8 season in a really good divison. So, which is it? Are the 49ers dogshit or did they just have a rough season mired with injuries, poor execution, and questionable coaching/FO drama? If they are dogshit, it was probably a good choice to let Harbaugh go, right?
I think its more that letting Harbaugh go was symptomatic of the regression of your FO to a bunch of cheap not giving a fuck shitbags now that they have their stadium deal. Which is a situation predicted to end with the Niners back to dogshit status.
 

radditsu

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i felt they were a team mired by a broken offense and injury on the D . A healthy D would have got them i the wildcard. Now i think they will be a dumpster fire. At least pretend to want to win and fire shannahan or something. Kaep is a good QB with a fuck off strong arm...but he absolutely cannot make the people around him better. Not like an "elite" qb or whatever.
 
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Yah I wasn't saying the niners were trash last year. They had a decent season amid coaching turmoil and defensive injuries galore. I am saying that the way they are handling this off season is pointing towards dumpster fire territory. Especially if your front office keeps making decisions or allows situations like these to keep happening. The retirements are obviously not their fault, just the crap icing on a shut cake.
 

Chanur

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Pretty much everyone is saying the 49ers were mediocre last year. Furthermore lots of teams have injuries. I know the Chargers sure got fucked by them last year. Finally I think most people are saying the 49ers started turning to dog shit when they ran Harbaugh out and just continued that slide since then.
 

opiate82

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Even though he coached all year, they were running Harbaugh out of town at the beginning of last season basically. 8-8 was a symptom of that debacle.
 

Slaythe

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This is the most homer post I've ever read. Every player we lost was overrated. Every replacement will be more than adequate. Those pro bowl guys no longer on the team? Pshh. These 2nd year guys that haven't ever started games will be great. Why else would the 9ers have drafted/signed them in the first place?


How about some realistic takes on the teams we all root for. Here is mine:

I don't give a shit what happens to AP. The Vikings are a fringe playoff team with him and we're a minimum 2 to 3 years out from Zimmer having filled out the defense. Vikings basically in coast mode as we let Teddy develop, IMO. Mike Wallace for one year? Sure!
 

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Kirun needs to come to grips with the fact the niners are dead and jump on the Tebow bandwagon.
 

BrutulTM

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For the 1000th time, stop equating all niners fans to Kirun.
 

Gilgamel

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Man people in Nashville are going batshit over this Rivers trade rumor. Rivers and a pick swap so they can get Mariota. Everyone loves it. I don't.
 

Gravel

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I'm not sure why the Chargers would want Mariota?

That said, maybe it'll drive the price up on him and the Redskins can get something out of it?
 

Merrith

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I'm not sure why the Chargers would want Mariota?

That said, maybe it'll drive the price up on him and the Redskins can get something out of it?
I'm crossing my fingers for this scenario. Hopefully someone is going to get desperate enough to trade a good haul of picks to move up to #5.
 

Tenks

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I'm even less sure why the Titans want Rivers. They aren't just a QB away from being a championship team. Why mortgage so much to get a QB that is 33?