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The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread
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Like we've been saying since about the day after the Super Bowl (even before they picked up all the Free Agents), the Colts are probably a worse team than the Ravens/Steelers/etc., but far more likely to be in the AFC Championship game because those AFC North teams beat each other up and ruin the tie-breakers.
But I'm not betting against the Patriots. Belichick and Brady are going to ride "FUCK. EVERY. ONE. OF. YOU." all the way to the end, and will probably literally murder Rodgers, Cobb, & Nelson on the field at Halftime of Super Bowl 50 and say "What are you gonna do about it?"
Edit: I was too angry thinking "AN Elite!" to even notice the dudes kissing. Thanks Fedor.
But I'm not betting against the Patriots. Belichick and Brady are going to ride "FUCK. EVERY. ONE. OF. YOU." all the way to the end, and will probably literally murder Rodgers, Cobb, & Nelson on the field at Halftime of Super Bowl 50 and say "What are you gonna do about it?"
Edit: I was too angry thinking "AN Elite!" to even notice the dudes kissing. Thanks Fedor.
zombiewizardhawk
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I don't think Packers make the Superbowl. I'm gonna say they don't make the championship game either.
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I would like to apologize to the 49ers for this worthless human being coming from my alma mater
Aldon Smith booked in Santa Clara County Jail | ProFootballTalk
Aldon Smith booked in Santa Clara County Jail | ProFootballTalk
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Yeah, I think he may very well be done in the NFL. Thankfully the 49ers restructured his contract so they can cut him at any time and save a ton of money.
Oh well, chalk it up to another hit to the worst off-season ever.
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Wow. Well, at least he wasn't half assing it and ensured himself a way out of his job!
Fuck me.
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Yeah, he was supposedly looking like a complete stud in camp too. A fucking complete and utter waste of talent. He had the potential to be one of the best OLBs in the game.
Naggers gonna nag..
Yeah, Aldon was a fucking saint while Harbaugh was there...
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He might only get 2 games, but since this is his third DUI, he'll be spending at least 120 days in prison.He will get 2 games so Goodell can stick it to Brady some more.
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NFL GMs should just put an allowance to pay the salary of a live-in butler/chauffeur for the length of a players contracl.
If you're paying a football player 10 million a year to play ball, figure in an extra 150K a year for what is basically a 24/7 chaperone/babysitter. Or 200K a year for two of them that split shifts.
Adding 1-2% more money onto a contract to guarantee your player doesn't do something dumb and waste your millions doesn't seem unreasonable.
Alternately, players could just not be dumb as hell, but we've already seen how well that plan works...
If you're paying a football player 10 million a year to play ball, figure in an extra 150K a year for what is basically a 24/7 chaperone/babysitter. Or 200K a year for two of them that split shifts.
Adding 1-2% more money onto a contract to guarantee your player doesn't do something dumb and waste your millions doesn't seem unreasonable.
Alternately, players could just not be dumb as hell, but we've already seen how well that plan works...
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Not a bad idea in theory, but you know those "assistants" would be accused of spying and the players would despise them and try to get away from them at every opportunity. You're talking about rich man children who have grown up thinking ghetto hood shit is normal.
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