The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Like we've been saying since about the day after the Super Bowl (even before they picked up all the Free Agents), the Colts are probably a worse team than the Ravens/Steelers/etc., but far more likely to be in the AFC Championship game because those AFC North teams beat each other up and ruin the tie-breakers.

But I'm not betting against the Patriots. Belichick and Brady are going to ride "FUCK. EVERY. ONE. OF. YOU." all the way to the end, and will probably literally murder Rodgers, Cobb, & Nelson on the field at Halftime of Super Bowl 50 and say "What are you gonna do about it?"

Edit: I was too angry thinking "AN Elite!" to even notice the dudes kissing. Thanks Fedor.
 

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I kind of feel bad for Ameraves with all thats been happening to the 49ers. It's almost like Harbaugh was holding them together. It's a good thing he was useless right Kurin?!
 

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Ugh, that dude is not going to make it. Goodbye to one more star for the 49ers and the worst off season in history continues.
 

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Ugh, that dude is not going to make it. Goodbye to one more star for the 49ers and the worst off season in history continues.
Yeah, I think he may very well be done in the NFL. Thankfully the 49ers restructured his contract so they can cut him at any time and save a ton of money.

Oh well, chalk it up to another hit to the worst off-season ever.
 

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Here's more info on Aldon

Booked forHit&Run, DUI, and Vandalism

Santa Clara Police on Twitter:
So he was doing his job then...
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I would like to apologize to the 49ers for this worthless human being coming from my alma mater

Aldon Smith booked in Santa Clara County Jail | ProFootballTalk
Yeah, he was supposedly looking like a complete stud in camp too. A fucking complete and utter waste of talent. He had the potential to be one of the best OLBs in the game.

Naggers gonna nag..

It's almost like Harbaugh was holding them together.
Yeah, Aldon was a fucking saint while Harbaugh was there...
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I can't see him getting anything less than a full year suspension for this, and possibly the dreaded "indefinite suspension". He was already up to about half a year on his last suspension.
 

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He will get 2 games so Goodell can stick it to Brady some more.
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Joeboo

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NFL GMs should just put an allowance to pay the salary of a live-in butler/chauffeur for the length of a players contracl.

If you're paying a football player 10 million a year to play ball, figure in an extra 150K a year for what is basically a 24/7 chaperone/babysitter. Or 200K a year for two of them that split shifts.

Adding 1-2% more money onto a contract to guarantee your player doesn't do something dumb and waste your millions doesn't seem unreasonable.

Alternately, players could just not be dumb as hell, but we've already seen how well that plan works...
 

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NFL GMs should just put an allowance to pay the salary of a live-in butler/chauffeur for the length of a players contracl.

If you're paying a football player 10 million a year to play ball, figure in an extra 150K a year for what is basically a 24/7 chaperone/babysitter. Or 200K a year for two of them that split shifts.

Adding 1-2% more money onto a contract to guarantee your player doesn't do something dumb and waste your millions doesn't seem unreasonable.

Alternately, players could just not be dumb as hell, but we've already seen how well that plan works...
Not a bad idea in theory, but you know those "assistants" would be accused of spying and the players would despise them and try to get away from them at every opportunity. You're talking about rich man children who have grown up thinking ghetto hood shit is normal.
 

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They already have a free car service. There is literally no excuse for DUI in the NFL particularly with the 49ers.