The Fast Food Thread

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Xevy

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You motherfuckers complaining about Kraft Cheese slices?

Here's a recipe for you haute-couture motherfuckers.

1 part kraft single
4 parts saltine

Distribute evenly.

Eat.

Stop being a Jito-wanna-be class dickhat.
 
McCheese

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You're all fucking idiots. The solution to shitty Mac and Cheese is more cheese. Hot sauce? Ketchup? Fucking savages. Why don't you just drown it in Walmart brand Ranch Dressing and complete your transformation into a fat hillbilly.
 
Falstaff

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Gnomedolf_sl said:
Speaking of cheese, I loooove macaroni and cheese. Thing is, Kraft has been fucking us over. I like the mac and cheese that has the cheese pouch in the box. Kraft has lowered the quality of the macaroni pieces, making them half the size and thickness that they once were. The cheese sauce has become very thin and runny.

The solution: Walmart brand mac and cheese. It has the normal size macaroni and the good/thick cheese sauce. So it's basically what Kraft's version was years ago.
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Don't blame Kraft for your runny mac and cheese. Blame your inability to measure milk and butter or use cause and effect and decrease the amount going forward.
 
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I went to City BBQ for lunch yesterday and got the lunch combo. Beef brisket sandwich + two sides. My sandwich came out on a fucking slider bun. The meal was like $10. I haven't been to City BBQ in a few months and this seems new. I'm not going back.
 
Jysin

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Ketchup in mac and cheese? Are you fucking 9? Get the fuck out of here with that shit! TABASCO!
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As far as hot sauces go, Tabasco has to be the most vile tasting of anything out there. It's all vinegar. =(

So many better options for flavor.
 
Falstaff

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Yeah I used to be all about tabasco but then I switched to Frank's and now I've been firmly on the Sriracha bandwagon for the past few years.

Occasionally when I want super heat I will go with this stuff

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McCheese

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Franks, Tobasco, and Sriracha all have different flavors. There is no need to choose, you can love them all!
 
Noodleface

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fuckin fags, I went to Mexico and got real deal shit-your-bleeding-rectum-out hot sauce. This stuff makes the acid blood in the movie Aliens look palatable. It doesn't even have a fuckin' brand or anything, just an ingredients list.
 
McCheese

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Vitality_sl said:
Tobasco tastes like pickle juice, I fucking hate pickle juice.
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Ah, see I love pickle juice. I eat pickles a lot, and I always suck the juice out of them before actually eating them. By the time I start munching on them they look almost like green prunes.
 
jooka

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I dig Tapatio and cholula as well. Have to agree about Tobasco not very good. I do like the green pepper sauce tho.


If you are in the Portland Or area you should check outProducts | Secret Aardvarkor hell just order some online.
 
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Tenks

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I eat a ton of chicken wings. At my grocery store they have the wings pre-sauced or just naked. So I buy the naked ones, bake them in the oven for like 10 minutes then throw them in some Franks Hot Buffalo sauce. Shits delicious. Also helps the wings are like $6/lb so I can get my wings fix for $4 or less.
 
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