The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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Vitality_sl said:
My only question would be how to eat it without using a fork, forks are anti-american.

I'm guessing a caesar salad in a burger wrapped in another caesar salad, wrapped in lettuce or something.
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It would be a caesar salad with a burger on top, minus lettuce, and anything else healthy.
 
Grimmlokk

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Derail of apple faggotry aside: When they first introduced the Double DownT I got one because I'm not a pussy. It was decent, but contrary to every other thing I've ever eaten it was somewhat spoiled by too much cheese. Not something I've said many times in my life.
 
Noodleface

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Derail of apple faggotry aside: When they first introduced the Double DownT I got one because I'm not a pussy. It was decent, but contrary to every other thing I've ever eaten it was somewhat spoiled by too much cheese. Not something I've said many times in my life.
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My wife once yelled at my because I emptied like two bags of cheese on a pizza we made because I wanted extra cheese. She told me it would be terrible (she worked as a pizza chef). I told her it would be the most glorious thing ever.

She was right.
 
Alex

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McCheese_sl said:
Yeah it's called being a normal, working class Joe who isn't so stuck up that he has to order tiny fucking overpriced food and then pretend to be satisfied while adjusting his bow tie and fucking monocle. Us normals enjoy delicious, filling, meals with grease and oil and oozing cheese; we don't need square fucking plates and fancy unpronouncable breads to be happy with our food choices.

p.s. fuck your cloth napkins, they're totally impractical.
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There are only two kinds of places in McCheese's world. Places like Morton's Steakhouse. And McDonald's. Nothing in between.

Do you not like food that you can't get at fast food? Like sushi? Or do you think 7-11 sushi tastes the same as all sushi?
 
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Soygen_sl said:
Plot twist: It was American "cheese" on the pizza.
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Fuck that. My stepfather once made us a pizza that he said was his grandmothers secret recipe and the best pizza he had ever had. I ate some and was so disgusted. I asked him what the hell was wrong with it and he told me instead of shredded mozzarella he uses kraft singles. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT????
 
Vitality

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Noodleface_sl said:
Fuck that. My stepfather once made us a pizza that he said was his grandmothers secret recipe and the best pizza he had ever had. I ate some and was so disgusted. I asked him what the hell was wrong with it and he told me instead of shredded mozzarella he uses kraft singles. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT????
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Kraft Singles are absolute shit. 27% Gelatin. Pork gelatin too, for you haraam nerds.
 
Gravy

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Is gelatin a new talking point, or are you cheese gelatin expert, Vitality? <--Not being a smartass.
 
BrutulTM

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American cheese is good if you're melting it. Melted cheddar is horrific unless you stabilize it with some kind of white sauce, which basically makes it homemade velveeta.
 
McCheese

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Alex_sl said:
There are only two kinds of places in McCheese's world. Places like Morton's Steakhouse. And McDonald's. Nothing in between.

Do you not like food that you can't get at fast food? Like sushi? Or do you think 7-11 sushi tastes the same as all sushi?
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Why do I have to take out a second mortgage to get good sushi? Sarku Japan in the mall food court makes sushi fresh in front of you and it tastes just as good the most expensive, fanciest sushi I've ever had elsewhere.
 
Vitality

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McCheese_sl said:
Why do I have to take out a second mortgage to get good sushi? Sarku Japan in the mall food court makes sushi fresh in front of you and it tastes just as good the most expensive, fanciest sushi I've ever had elsewhere.
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Sarku Japan gives me the shits bro. They don't cook their beef long enough, atleast not in my area.

If you've got river salmon in your area, go fishing, bring some cooked rice. River-Side Nigiri is the best!
 
Khane

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Noodleface_sl said:
Fuck that. My stepfather once made us a pizza that he said was his grandmothers secret recipe and the best pizza he had ever had. I ate some and was so disgusted. I asked him what the hell was wrong with it and he told me instead of shredded mozzarella he uses kraft singles. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT????
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One of my ex-gf's invited me to her parent's house for dinner one night when we first started dating. She said her mother was making her favorite, it was called "specialty" and it was amazing. It was fucking spaghetti with tomato soup and kraft singles melted over the top. I made up some bullshit excuse to not go after she told me what it was.
 
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