The Fast Food Thread

Khane

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Vitality_sl said:
Get a few Cool Ranch Dorito tacos. Chili Cheese burrito tastes like a can of $.50 chili + tater-tots it's the worst.

The actual best bang for your buck is the Double-Decker taco.

Don't skip on the hot sauce.
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There are no taters in the chili cheese burrito there my man. Chili cheese burritos are just chili and cheese, and they are the best. Cool ranch dorito taco? You sound like a Taco Bell noob!
 
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Khane_sl said:
There are no taters in the chili cheese burrito there my man. Chili cheese burritos are just chili and cheese, and they are the best. Cool ranch dorito taco? You sound like a Taco Bell noob!
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Fucking taco bell hipster, lol. +nets for driving the t-bell cause

There's tots in the chili cheese grilled burrito here in Seattle. Taste's like a can of ass. Must be a franchise thing.
 
Khane

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Here's what you want:

1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch
1 Chili cheese burrito
1 Chicken Chalupa or Gordita Supreme, with Baja Sauce
1 Smothered Burrito
1 Giant Adult Diaper
 
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Vitality_sl said:
Fucking taco bell hipster, lol.

There's tots in the chili cheese grilled burrito here in Seattle. Taste's like a can of ass.
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You're thinking of the grilled snackers, those are different. The chili cheese burrito has no taters.
 
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OUAriakas_sl said:
You want to know what to order at Taco Bell?

God
Damn
Anything

It is all delicious.
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False, Those chili tater snackers Vitality was talking about are terrible. Also the newer grilled stuft burrito is an abomination. The old one was heaven in a flour tortilla, the new ones are satan's dick covered in baby dookie "guacamole".
 
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I'm not getting off the dorito taco wagon any time soon, even if the shells disintegrate before you bring them home.
 
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch is a for sure order. I usually get the chicken quesadilla just because I can't get enough of the sauce they put in there.

Is the smothered burrito any good? They look like shit to me.
 
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Just follow my very specific instructions, then branch out as you feel more comfortable.
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
This is not growing my confidence in Taco Bell's menu.
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Go easy, this is like a girl's first time doing anal, you need to ease it it, don't just slam it in there like they do in those youporn vids. Get a chalupa, a taco or something, and reflect on what your life has become.
 
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Uncle Gravy_sl said:
EnchiritoT
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This man knows what he's talking about.

I used to work at Taco Bell during high school, starting in 1985. I got free food, even if not working. I ate at least one enchirito every single day I worked (they used to be corn tortillas, which was better), so probably a minimum of 5 a week. I still order one almost every single time I go. I believe that puts the number of enchiritos I've eaten somewhere near one billion.

So you can trust my Yelp review of the enchirito, because I know enchiritos.
 
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Just make sure when you order stuff say "no lettuce or tomatoes - extra meat". You don't want any pussy faggot vegetables.
 
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