The Fast Food Thread

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lurkingdirk

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This is how this ends, right?

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Crone

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Cool Ranch tacos I felt were not that great compared to the Nacho Cheese tacos. Much better flavor to go with a taco IMO, and I felt I couldn't taste Cool Ranch that much.

WTF tried ordering a spicy chicken burrito, since they have the spicy chicken for the cool ranch tacos on special right now. Ended up getting a spicy chicken cool ranch taco, and confirmed that I don't like it that much.
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Soygen

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kudos_sl said:
Fucking amateurs.

This is what you want to do for Taco Bell:

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JUST PUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO SPEND

NO DOLLAR SIGN!


IT WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
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I dunno. This is just most calories for your buck, right? That doesn't necessarily mean it will be the tastiest or even the most filling thing.
 
Vitality

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Eyashusa_sl said:
Taco Bell shits are not any worse than any other fast food in my opinion.
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Dominos is the actual worst shitting experience for me. Rivaled only by Little Caesar's.

Taco bell shits don't even come close. In fact, I'd venture to say that mexican restaurant chains like Azteca and Mazatlan are worse culprits than Taco Bell in the Quality Shit category.
 
Grimmlokk

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Eyashusa_sl said:
Taco Bell shits are not any worse than any other fast food in my opinion.
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No but people on the internet are conditioned to make those tired fucking jokes if you mention Taco Bell or Chipotle. "ZOMG TACO BELL!? DA POOPS SO MUCH IS BE HAPPEN FROM ITS FOODS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL #FUNNYSHIT #ORIGINALCOMEDY #KILL ME"
 
Eomer

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Burger King shits were the worst for me. Dunno what the fuck it was, but I've eaten it twice, and both times within 90 minutes I've had huge stomach cramping and massive poops.
 
Gravy

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Vvoid_sl said:
This man knows what he's talking about.

I used to work at Taco Bell during high school, starting in 1985. I got free food, even if not working. I ate at least one enchirito every single day I worked (they used to be corn tortillas, which was better), so probably a minimum of 5 a week. I still order one almost every single time I go. I believe that puts the number of enchiritos I've eaten somewhere near one billion.

So you can trust my Yelp review of the enchirito, because I know enchiritos.
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I think it's a little wacky they are so called 'secret' menu items. They used to be on the menu, they just took it off to fill the board with other items, I guess? Taco Bell came to our far flung area about a year ago, and about a month after they opened I went and ordered an enchirito and they didn't bat an eye. They are absolutely horrible for you, but so delicious.
 
kudos

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Soygen_sl said:
I dunno. This is just most calories for your buck, right? That doesn't necessarily mean it will be the tastiest or even the most filling thing.
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Everything on the menu is made with the same ingredients. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?

I pretty much shit my insides out after a Hungry Howies pizza one time. Will never eat it again.
 
Intrinsic

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Think my worst shits were when they released the bottled Guiness. Drank like 10 of them and had a whole package of Chips A Hoy cookies.

I 2nd the Cheesy Gordita Crunch + Chicken Quesadilla, that's my go to order if I'm ever desperate for Taco Bell.
 
Kirun

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
No but people on the internet are conditioned to make those tired fucking jokes if you mention Taco Bell or Chipotle. "ZOMG TACO BELL!? DA POOPS SO MUCH IS BE HAPPEN FROM ITS FOODS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL #FUNNYSHIT #ORIGINALCOMEDY #KILL ME"
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It's especially retarded because beans contain a shitload of fiber.
 
lurkingdirk

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Well, I'm a perfect case study. Not only will I report on my Taco Bell experience, I'll report on my afternoon poop, too.

If that gets you excited, or if you're now going to anticipate Dirk's dookie update, you need to get out more.
 
Crone

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What's for dinner tonight bros? Taco Bell for lunch I figure I should too it with something even better? Five guys? Chik fil a?

Scratch that. Togo order at PF Changs was just placed.
 
joz123

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Just got 2 doritos locos tacos and the shells literally turned into dust in my hands before I got to eat them. I'll stick with the double decker tacos till they change the shells.
 
kudos

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joz123_sl said:
Just got 2 doritos locos tacos and the shells literally turned into dust in my hands before I got to eat them. I'll stick with the double decker tacos till they change the shells.
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you can ask for locos taco shell inside a double decker...
 
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