The Fast Food Thread

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No but people on the internet are conditioned to make those tired fucking jokes if you mention Taco Bell or Chipotle. "ZOMG TACO BELL!? DA POOPS SO MUCH IS BE HAPPEN FROM ITS FOODS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL #FUNNYSHIT #ORIGINALCOMEDY #KILL ME"
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Oldbased

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So Pizza Hut had 3 new pizzas out today, anyone tried one yet or plan to this week? Here they still only cost $10 for any pizza any amount of toppings, even like 8 toppings is still only $10 due I guess to the number of other pizza places. Hard to beat a meal that feeds me 3 days for $10, but I am not sure about these new ones.
 

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Are you talking about the new bbq chicken pizzas or the other ones? My wife loves the 5-cheese please pizza from there.. it's disgusting to me. Has a white sauce that tastes like a dirty diaper.
 

McCheese

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Pizza Hut can go fuck itself in the ass as long as it refuses to include the stuffed crust pizza on their "$10 any deal".

I can go to Giant and get a stuffed crust DiGiorno pizza for like 6 bucks. Fuck you, Pizza Hut.
 

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I am fairly open minded when it comes to pizza but I will not accept white sauce on it. That is not pizza dammit.
 

Noodleface

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Pizza Hut can go fuck itself in the ass as long as it refuses to include the stuffed crust pizza on their "$10 any deal".

I can go to Giant and get a stuffed crust DiGiorno pizza for like 6 bucks. Fuck you, Pizza Hut.
Speaking of DiGiorno, their new buffalo chicken stuffed crust pizza is a delicacy. Absolutely delicious.
 

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So Pizza Hut had 3 new pizzas out today, anyone tried one yet or plan to this week? Here they still only cost $10 for any pizza any amount of toppings, even like 8 toppings is still only $10 due I guess to the number of other pizza places. Hard to beat a meal that feeds me 3 days for $10, but I am not sure about these new ones.
A large pizza feeds you for 3 days? I'm lucky if I have any left after lunch.
 

Vitality

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Rotisserie chicken, a bag of rice, and a bag of mixed veggies feeds you for three days and in more ways than one for the same price. Cheaper if you find coupons.

Where the hell is the coupon thread?
 

McCheese

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Rotisserie chicken, a bag of rice, and a bag of mixed veggies feeds you for three days and in more ways than one for the same price.
It also tastes like shit, whereas a large pizza is delicious.

Also, Olebass is a confirmed midget. There's no fucking way a large pizza can feed a regular sized human for 3 days.
 

Vitality

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It also tastes like shit, whereas a large pizza is delicious.

Also, Olebass is a confirmed midget. There's no fucking way a large pizza can feed a regular sized human for 3 days.
The flavor of a "Large" pizza is too non-descript for me to rebuttle your buttle.

This sounds like a power tasting moment.
 

Noodleface

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At most it will feed me for 1 meal and then maybe like a snack later. If I'm really hungry I can plow through a large and then some breadsticks. Wash it down with diet mtn dew.
 

McCheese

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The flavor of a "Large" pizza is too non-descript for me to rebuttle your buttle.

This sounds like a power tasting moment.
Get the fuck out of this thread with your vegetables. Vegetables don't taste better than a pizza. That's a fact.
 

Oldbased

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No I am 6' 227 lbs. But I have always had a liquid diet. I drink a ass ton of soda and eat once a day. I am also in my 40's. I remodel for a living by the time I get home all hot and worn out I am just never all that hungry and I don't eat Breakfest or Lunch, and ya the new bbq ones is what I was asking.
 

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No I am 6' 227 lbs. But I have always had a liquid diet. I drink a ass ton of soda and eat once a day. I am also in my 40's. I remodel for a living by the time I get home all hot and worn out I am just never all that hungry and I don't eat Breakfest or Lunch, and ya the new bbq ones is what I was asking.
Da Fuq?
 

McCheese

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No I am 6' 227 lbs. But I have always had a liquid diet. I drink a ass ton of soda and eat once a day. I am also in my 40's. I remodel for a living by the time I get home all hot and worn out I am just never all that hungry and I don't eat Breakfest or Lunch, and ya the new bbq ones is what I was asking.
If you drink a lot of soda the caffeine is probably suppressing your appetite. I was going to ask how you're 227 pounds while eating so little, but then I realized you're probably not drinking diet soda.
 

Oldbased

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IKR? I been like this for about 17 years now though. I literally drink 2 2 liters a day , eat once a day usually about 8pm. I hardly ever drink water. My brother was the same way but he died at 41 in 2007.
Just between being hot, stress from owning my own business, and lifestyle it is what I do.

Anyways let me know if any of you happen to try one the BBQ pizzas.