The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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I've only eaten taco bell once in my life
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I AM SORRY
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Noodleface

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Now that I think about it, it may have been a lie. I believe I have eaten there twice. The first time I got that hexagon shaped thing, it was something about eating on the run or something. The second time I got 10 tacos with just beef and cheese.
 

Noodleface

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I was always a Wendy's man. What can I say? Plus, when I heard they had a meat gun I lost all desire to go.

To make up for this, I will go there this weekend. I'll even order whatever you want.. for me.
 

Khane

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You shall order the following:

1 Chili Cheese Burrito
1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch
1 Chicken Chalupa Supreme with Baja Sauce instead of sour cream
1 Steak Soft Taco Supreme
1 Meximelt

You shall eat the Meximelt first.
 

Noodleface

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I'm going to print out your post along with your avatar and everything and just hand it to the person working the counter.
 

Noodleface

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Oh I think you misunderstood, I lost all desire to go because I was angry I didn't have a meat gun... I mean, besides, you know.
 

Soygen

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As far as big chain fast food, I would say Taco Bell is my favorite after Wendy's. I don't eat at either very often though.
 

Falstaff

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You bring something up that I must say I hate (even though you said you dip fries in chili)... I don't understand the dipping fries in a frosty thing at Wendy's. Does not compute.
 

Noodleface

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I think dipping fries into frosty's is for down syndrome fucks with no taste buds and a lack of self-confidence.
 

McCheese

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Wow are you all really this fucking dense? It's the combination of sweet and salty. It tastes good. Holy fuck, I can't believe I had to spell that out for you.
 

Vitality

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Wow are you all really this fucking dense? It's the combination of sweet and salty. It tastes good. Holy fuck, I can't believe I had to spell that out for you.
Right, which is why I eat french fries and THEN drink a milk shake afterwards, cool guy.
 

McCheese

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The real problem with it is the limp dick Wendy's fries don't scoop well in the frosty. They just bend and mush together and fail to scoop up an appreciable amount of frosty.