The Fast Food Thread

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Grimmlokk

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Wow are you all really this fucking dense? It's the combination of sweet and salty. It tastes good. Holy fuck, I can't believe I had to spell that out for you.
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Noodleface

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I'm mildly OCD when I eat. I always eat fries > sides > main, no matter what meal it is.

That means at Wendy's it is fries > 4 pc nuggets > 4 pc nuggets > Baconator. Never mix.
 

lurkingdirk

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Doesn't fries dipped in frosty just make sweet, soggy fries?

Sounds dreadful to me. Also doesn't sound like quality calories, somehow...
 

McCheese

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Have you ever had a Frosty? It's not liquid, so it's not going to instantly turn the fries soggy. Take 2 fries, put them together into a make-shift shovel, and scoop a nice healthy heap of Frosty. Eat immediately. No sogginess.
 

lurkingdirk

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Fair enough. I have had a frosty. The idea of dipping fries in it is strange to me.

Meditate on this, I shall.

Now I'ma have to go to Wendy's for lunch. You people are forcing me to raise my blood pressure...
 

kudos

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The real problem with it is the limp dick Wendy's fries don't scoop well in the frosty. They just bend and mush together and fail to scoop up an appreciable amount of frosty.
It's not the fries that are garbage it's the fucking frosty that is horrible. Their chocolate milkshakes are LIGHT YEARS better than a shitty frosty.
 

Gravy

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I'd rather dip the fries in the chili, myself. I kinda like Wendy's chili, although it's better if you ask for the little spicy heat packages.
 

Mures

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Always eat all your fries with your meal first so you're not eating cold, soggy fries.
 

Gnomedolf

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If you're going to dip fries in a Frosty, you might as well go full weirdo but putting mayo on the fries, too.
 

Gravy

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I'm a gluttonous fuck and eat fries however they come to me. Pomme frites cooked in duck fat? I'm on it. Wendy's fries in a Frosty? Fuck it, why not.
 

kudos

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Except frosty is a watered down version of a milkshake. Just buy a fucking milkshake. It's better.
 

BrutulTM

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Frosty is the opposite of a watered down milkshake, they are considerably thicker than a milk shake. It's basically a cup full of chocolate soft serve. I agree that a regular milkshake is better, but the watered down thing makes no sense to me.