The Fast Food Thread

Khane

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You didn't follow my advice, you are dead to me dirk

 

Joeboo

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We need a poop thread, as the whole poop subject could relate to the fast food thread, the beer thread, the haribo gummy thread, etc. So many poop issues to discuss, it probably needs it's own thread.

 

Gravy

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I took a manly gamble on the way home from the Doc today... luckily it was just gas, just got home and blew the mother fucker up. Oh yeah, I had two hotdogs at QT.

 

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This thread is going down the shitter.

 

McCheese

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If you get awful shits from fast food you shouldn't be eating fast food. It means you have a weak digestive system.

 

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Is there a dubstep thread somewhere? My shits would be relevant there as it makes the same sounds after eating Dominos.

Shitstep.

 

lurkingdirk

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Eyashusa_sl said:

I was just trying to make fun of you for letting your friend order for you. Like a woman.

Pussy.

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I know. Getting you to respond again was a pretty good troll, don't you think?

Khane_sl said:

You didn't follow my advice, you are dead to me dirk

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I showed him what you posted. I think I got most of what you told me to, except for the diaper.

Still no poop.

 

Khane

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You are forgiven

 

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If you don't shit your brains out within 1 hour, then you'll most likely have a 75% normal bowel movement, maybe 25% softer than average.

The poops you are being warned about are the explosive ones that come on within a half hour.

 

Urgoslav

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Are we having a baby shower for this poop yet to come?

 

Gravy

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Does the human body even react that quickly? Most likely it's something you've previously eaten.

 

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Noodleface_sl said:

If you don't shit your brains out within 1 hour, then you'll most likely have a 75% normal bowel movement, maybe 25% softer than average.

The poops you are being warned about are the explosive ones that come on within a half hour.

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And they don't exist except on the internet because you fuckwits are unfunny unoriginal cunts.

 

lurkingdirk

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Grimmlokk seems upset.

 

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Urgoslav_sl said:

Are we having a baby shower for this poop yet to come?

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I'm gonna guess triplets. 6oz each, measuring 14" end to end. Race is too dangerous to guess.

 

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lurkingdirk_sl said:

I know. Getting you to respond again was a pretty good troll, don't you think?

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I guess.

 

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Grimmlokk_sl said:

And they don't exist except on the internet because you fuckwits are unfunny unoriginal cunts.

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I do not know what you are mad about or what you are saying.

 

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I don't understand the hate in this thread, poop is a happy event, I mean we're all in here discussing different ways and varying dollar amounts to reach this innevitable goal.

 

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Vitality

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Apples don't poop... ;-(

 

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Noodleface_sl said:

I do not know what you are mad about or what you are saying.

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Too much time on Reddit. Any mention of Taco Bell is followed by the same retarded circlejerk about how it makes your bowels explode. I am easily irritable(LIKE BOWELS AFTER TEH TACOBELLZ LOLOLOL!).