The Fast Food Thread

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All you tough guys would have gotten down and sucked their collective dicks. Fuckin' internet toughguys. Someone is being shitty? ESCALATE THE SITUATION IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS! BRILLIANT! It's much more important that you show some minimum wage burgerjockeys they can't call you a mean word than it is to get out of a bad situation without making shit way way worse.

By all means file a complaint, but this retarded "Ah ain't no fighter but I'd have whooped their asses!" is bullshit. You'd bitch out or you'd get stomped out by a couple teenagers. Either way BIG WIN FOR YOU!

This is the Fast Food Thread for God's sake, a haven of adult behavior and mature discourse. Act your age, gentlemen.


edit: Story still sounds like bullshit though.
Says the proverbial internet toughguy ringleader.
 

chaos

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Apparently "corporate" and the "Owners" are the ones driving these anti-gay issues. A quick google on the subject alludes as much atleast.
Yeah I find it hard to believe that any corporate restaurant would encourage harassing customers and calling them faggots in front of their family.
 

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Says the proverbial internet toughguy ringleader.
Say that shit to my face!

Not sure me swearing too much equates to being a tough guy. I don't recall ever seriously talking about how I'd whoop some ass on the internets, because that's retarded shit that only a faggot would say and in my neighborhood it would get you curbstomped.
 

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Oh based amod if you're around, please change Grimmloks name to Outofcontextlok.

We praise you gracious amod, thou art benevolent.
 

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I wouldn't get in their grills or want anything from them, but I would definitely make sure corporate (and the media) were aware of that. That is beyond douchey service, that is some crazy, repugnant shit.
See, me, I would have taken their firing from chikfila and money, if you didn't want either of those things and all you wanted was for them to go out of business you should have went straight to the media. If your story went viral you would hurt their business far more than the last chikfila story.

And by stand up for yourself I don't mean fucking duke it out with some teenagers in a parking lot, I mean filing a formal complaint with the company, ensure those bastards are fired so whenever they look for a job their potential employer can find out why they were fired from chik-fil-a, and/or go to the media. You can't just allow that stupidity to go unchecked.

Edit - Oh and I sure as fuck would have handed them the food right back and demanded my money while I call the cops, I'd like to think I'd have the cool to ask the wife to take the kids out to the van before doing that while we wait, but I probably would have been too heated. No fucking way would I ever pay someone for service that terrible.
 

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Don't worry Dirk. I am in your corner. Got any T-Bell coupons you can send my way?
 

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No way mures. If a story went viral that Chick Fil A workers are calling customers faggots, every redneck in the country would start eating there three times a day and not shutting the fuck up about free speech.
 

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Say that shit to my face!

Not sure me swearing too much equates to being a tough guy. I don't recall ever seriously talking about how I'd whoop some ass on the internets, because that's retarded shit that only a faggot would say and in my neighborhood it would get you curbstomped.
Listen tough guy take it as you will but I would be shocked to hear someone in Miami call someone a fgt and it not get physical.
 

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Oh and I sure as fuck would have handed them the food right back and demanded my money while I call the cops
Fine, you wouldn't have bought the food for your kids who were incredibly hungry and tired, who needed to eat and there were incredibly limited options. Good for you.

But, someone calls you a faggot, and you call the cops? Yeah. Right.

-911 what is your emergency?
-Someone just called me a faggot.
-hangs up.

No law was broken. You like free speech? You better be damned ready to stand up and defend the guy who screams obscenities in your face, or you're a fucking hypocrite.

Enough of this damned derail. I wish I hadn't brought it up.
 

Mures

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Sorry, meant to say I would have called the cops if they didn't give my my money back in a timely manner and I'll leave it at that.
 

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In the Taco Bell setting I would agree, but here I sit at my desk with no diarrhea tacos in my gullet and it tastes like I'm drinking wood cleaner.
 

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Wtf, I'm sitting at my desk, having just sucked down the last of my Baja Blast, and I damn wish I had more.
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Noodlebro, you cut me so deep.
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Edit: Khane, is the meximelt a tiny little griller?

I went with cheesy gordita crunch, mexi melt, 5 layer burrito, and 7 layer burrito. Not sure why I still get the 7 layer. It was good 15 years ago, it sucks ass now.
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The mexi melt was the size of a griller, but it was bad ass. I tried ordering the chili cheese burrito, but they said it was limited time and didn't have it anymore.
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Noodleface

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KHANE, plz if the chili cheese burrito is not on the menu I don't know what to order this weekend. My life is shattering before my eyes.

PS. I am a faggot who loves Code Red, so there is that
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KHANE, plz if the chili cheese burrito is not on the menu I don't know what to order this weekend. My life is shattering before my eyes.

PS. I am a faggot who loves Code Red, so there is that
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You're bleeding Taco Bell street-cred bro...

You should get a bean burrito and a nacho cheese grilled burrito and put the nacho cheese burrito inside the bean burrito.

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PS: I'm still waiting on an answer about Enchirito vs. Smothered Burrito.
 

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Keep in mind that Noodlefart is a "super taster" so his declarations on deliciousness are pretty much worthless to us normals.
 

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Which chicfila in Indiana? I go to the ones in Avon and Plainfield every so often without such faggotry