The Fast Food Thread

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Noodleface

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Subway is the worst of all sandwich places. I will never eat there. I can't stand it.
I only go there if it's the only thing close and I have little time. It's disgusting and all the meat tastes so gross. The only good thing is for $5 you can load that fucker up with as much vegetables as you want.
 

Erronius

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Fucking Chucky Cheese is abhorrent. When I was a kid I used to eat all kinds of things. Sometimes I would just ball up bread and eat it. My stepbrothers used to eat peanut butter and syrup, or mustard and crackers. Kids eat gross shit.
My niece and nephew love going to Cici's for the macaroni and cheese pizza. :/

Subway is the worst of all sandwich places. I will never eat there. I can't stand it.
I never realized exactly how bad they were until I lived in Buffalo for a while. There is nothing quite as terrible as ordering a "hot" sub at Subway and then seeing them put that little paper tray in the microwave.
 

Alex

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Cici's is the worst pizza I've ever eaten in my life. I will eat a Totino's pizza before Cici's.
 

Drinsic

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Also, Papa Murphys take&bake pizza > any national delivery chain. Luckily there is one about 1/4 mile from my house, just as easy as ordering delivery, and cheaper and tastes better. Their chicago-style stuffed pizzas are damn good.
Papa Murphy's is the greasiest fucking pizza I've ever had. I felt healthier drenching every slice of a Papa John's pizza in garlic butter.
 

McCheese

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Totino's is fucking awesome. Those tiny cubes of pepperoni are heavenly and the bubbly, bumpy, toasted crust that kind of flakes like a Grands Biscuit when you eat it
 

Tarrant

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Sure, they can't. Pizza Hut here is gross. Pizza Hut period is gross, but I don't think I ever noticed it until relatively recently. I haven't had Dominoes in like 10 years, and Papa John's is only tolerable at best. I actually eat Papa John's from time to time, I will not eat Pizza Hut and I actually look forward to pizza from the local place here, it is a special treat. They even have a couple of smaller chains here, the dine-in woodfire oven type places, and they are way, way better than the chains. Our local place, my favorite from them is just the plain cheese pizza. They use different cheeses, herbs in the cheese and on the crust, they make the crust from scratch, they make the sauce from scratch, it is just better and it tastes fucking badass. Pizza Hut sauce tastes bland as fuck and comes in giant ass bags. Shit is gross.

Fucking Chucky Cheese is abhorrent. When I was a kid I used to eat all kinds of things. Sometimes I would just ball up bread and eat it. My stepbrothers used to eat peanut butter and syrup, or mustard and crackers. Kids eat gross shit.
I agree, Pizza Hut is total shit and to my is the worst of the big three. (4 if you count Little Caesars)
 

Drinsic

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You have to be retarded to go for Little Caesar's over basically anything. If you eat it after 5 minutes of it coming out of the oven it tastes like cardboard covered in ketchup. If you eat it within 5 minutes, it tastes like hot cardboard covered in ketchup.
 

chaos

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I haven't had Little Caesar's since I was a young kid, but they just opened one nearby. I am assuming it just sucks balls and won't be participating in that.

Totino's is fucking awesome. Those tiny cubes of pepperoni are heavenly and the bubbly, bumpy, toasted crust that kind of flakes like a Grands Biscuit when you eat it
Totino's are an example of something that was great when I was a kid, now I cringe just thinking about what those things must be made of. Last time I had one was a few years ago and it didn't taste the same as when I was a kid.
 

Noodleface

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My brother works for Schwann (Freschetta, Red Baron, Digiornio, etc). Get so much free pizza all the time.

Edit: not 100% sure they do digiornio, i only eat the freschetta
 

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Totino's is gamer food. New MMO? Grab a dozen boxes for a marathon!
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Melvin

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I went to Jimmy John's once based on reviews from here. It is basically Subway, I don't get it.
I like Jimmy John's bread a lot better than Subway's. They get the crustyness of the crust just right. They're also pretty good at getting the proportions of the toppings right. Most of the time Subway's "Artists" will use way too much of pretty much everything except meat, and the best case scenario is that I'll have time to re-build the sandwich myself.
 

Erronius

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I hate to ask this...but has anyone tried Firehouse Subs? I can't think where one is around me but they've been hitting the radio with ads pretty hard recently.

From just the name alone they sound like a chain trying to weasel their way into my subconscious as "SUBS MADE BY REAL FIREFIGHTERS" or some other kind of advertising bullshit.
 

Tarrant

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You have to be retarded to go for Little Caesar's over basically anything. If you eat it after 5 minutes of it coming out of the oven it tastes like cardboard covered in ketchup. If you eat it within 5 minutes, it tastes like hot cardboard covered in ketchup.
I like their pizza better than Pizza Huts. If I had a Little Caesars Pepperoni sitting next to a Pizza Hut Pepperoni I'd go Little Caesars every time. Shit, at least they make their own dough.

At any rate, I only get bread sticks from there anyways.
 

chaos

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I hate to ask this...but has anyone tried Firehouse Subs? I can't think where one is around me but they've been hitting the radio with ads pretty hard recently.

From just the name alone they sound like a chain trying to weasel their way into my subconscious as "SUBS MADE BY REAL FIREFIGHTERS" or some other kind of advertising bullshit.
It was founded by firefighters or something, idk. They do a lot of firefighter charity stuff. It is better than subway or quiznos or jimmy johns or whatever, I'll say that. They steam their subs rather than toasting, so it is something different. I think they also toast certain subs, like the meatball, idk never had that. I liked it but I haven't been there in a while.
 

Hekotat

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I hate to ask this...but has anyone tried Firehouse Subs? I can't think where one is around me but they've been hitting the radio with ads pretty hard recently.

From just the name alone they sound like a chain trying to weasel their way into my subconscious as "SUBS MADE BY REAL FIREFIGHTERS" or some other kind of advertising bullshit.
Firehouse is fucking amazing. Get the Italian and get some of the Gator Sauce (if they have it)
 

Grumpus

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I have been eating at a new pita place called Extreme Pita, might be a Canadian thing, I have only seen a couple.

This place is awesome, they mix everything in a bowl first in this little bag then cover it over and shake all the ingredients together so everything is saucy and everything is even temperature. Instead of 1 bite of cold sauce less veggies then one bite of hot meat or whatever drenched in sauce.

They will even take anything you want and stick it on the grill on the pita to make a flatbread pizza pita deal. Smoothies are awesome to.

When you order something it actually looks like the picture!

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Falstaff

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Potbelly is probably my favorite fast sandwich place. I haven't tried Firehouse yet but I know there is one near-ish to me.
 

Tarrant

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Potbelly is probably my favorite fast sandwich place. I haven't tried Firehouse yet but I know there is one near-ish to me.
The only sub I've ever got from there is The Wreck because damn it, why get something that's not as awesome as that thing?