The Fast Food Thread

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pharmakos

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They told me it would be 70 cents extra per griller for shredded cheese so I went without. They put enough chipotle sauce that they were not dry but you might want to ask for a little extra just to make sure.
that's really dumb. the Taco Bell i used to work at, we would sub shredded cheese for free. the head store manager always wanted us to charge people for trivial shit like that, but i don't think he understood the mentality of the typical person who is hacking the Taco Bell menu. we got enough sales on my shifts anyway that he never gave me crap for it. guarantee if i was doing mondays instead of fridays he would have bitched more, though.
 

Alex

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But then again, I've never, ever, eaten anything from a national fast food chain that I would actually consider "hot"
I don't know if it's still around or if you have them in your area, but the Carl's Jr El Diablo is legit spicy. Thing is stacked with jalapenos. It's probably one of the best fast food items I've ever had.
 

Xevy

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I don't know if it's still around or if you have them in your area, but the Carl's Jr El Diablo is legit spicy. Thing is stacked with jalapenos. It's probably one of the best fast food items I've ever had.
I can confirm. I got one and ate it in the car and they only gave me 1 napkin. The forehead sweat was overwhelming.
 

pharmakos

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wanted to try the new Taco Bell Daredevil grillers, but after reading here that the Habanero and Ghost Pepper ones were sort of lacking in heat i decided to just buy 2x Chipotle ones so i could maximize my flavor in general.

verdict: delicious. absolutely worth $0.99.
 

chaos

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I don't enjoy fucking titties. Just not my thing, bros. Maybe I just haven't had the right titties.
 

Harshaw

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I don't know if it's still around or if you have them in your area, but the Carl's Jr El Diablo is legit spicy. Thing is stacked with jalapenos. It's probably one of the best fast food items I've ever had.
The hottest fast food item i can think of was the Habanero Quarter Pounder that McD's had for awhile.
 

Noodleface

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I don't enjoy fucking titties. Just not my thing, bros. Maybe I just haven't had the right titties.
When I first started dating my wife we tried it, she had pretty small titties (and she's 5'0" - 100 pounds) - only on the low end for B cup size. It was awkward, weird, we were drunk.. pretty much awful.

Now she's got big ol' fuckin pregnancy titties and it's glorious. They're nearly a D.
 

Khane

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Just had the ghost pepper and habanero grillers. Ghost pepper had plenty of heat. Wasn't ghost pepper hot but had some kick. I'm pretty sure they are just putting the volcano sauce in them and calling it ghost pepper. Either way very tasty
 

Borzak

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16 hour road trip yesterday. I think I'm done with fast food for the next month lol. At least in the middle of it I got to squeeze in a decent meal.
 

Noodleface

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Borzak laughs at our peasant meals while he has egyptian women fanning him and dangling grapes above his obscenely large body in a lounge chair
 

Ritley

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So when did this thread become about titty fucking? I mean not bad as far as derailments go, but still rather random
 

Soygen

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Titty fucking is the double-cheeseburger of bedroom activities.
 

Soygen

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C'mon, man. Clearly that depends on the size of the titties.