The Fast Food Thread

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lurkingdirk

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I like to add other activities while eating. Sometimes watching TV, sometimes while driving, sometimes when I go to SeaWorld and take off my pants.
 

pharmakos

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just tried the steak+potato boss wrap from taco bell. subbed in baja sauce -- errr, spicy ranch -- instead of the chipotle sauce. was not nearly as good as the steak supreme boss wrap. the steak supreme was worth the $5 i thought, but this one definitely was not.
 

Fifey

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Who the fuck doesn't like eating? You're a weird dude Tenks.
Seriously. Sometimes when I'm really busy on the weekends, I'll forget to eat and start to get shaky but that just leads to a feast of Mccheesian proportions.

Had TB for lunch today, I feel like their cinnamon twists now are complete shit. Before they would be drenched in cinnamon but now it's at most a light dusting.
 

pharmakos

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i used to work at taco bell, and can definitely say that the quality of cinnamon twists has a LOT to do with who is preparing them. they don't seem like they'd be difficult to make, but they kind of are. each cinnamon twist starts out the size of a spiral macaroni noodle before it is deep fried. after deep frying them, they go into a large plastic bag, the cinnamon/sugar dust is poured in, and the bag is shaken to get the coating everywhere. technique here is key -- can't overfill the bag or be lazy in your shaking methods.
 

Fifey

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Can you please come to Portland and instruct the downtown TB and possibly the lloyd center one, I will pay for your expenses.
 

pharmakos

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my schedule is open Thursday - Sunday. book me a round trip ticket out of Flint Bishop Airport and i'll do it.
 

Crone

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Can you please come to Portland and instruct the downtown TB and possibly the lloyd center one, I will pay for your expenses.
Come on up across the river and solve all your problems. God-tier quality and speed at the Bell in the 'couv!
 

Xevy

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Arby's Jalapeno Brisket sandwich is amazing. Another home run from Arby's.
I'm going to have to disagree. The sandwich itself wasn't bad, but not amazing to me. The overwhelming "jalapeno" smell actually made me nauseous. Not sure why, I enjoy jalapenos.
 

Hekotat

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Bros, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior QuikTrip Breakfast Pizza?
 

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I miss QT so much. It was funny to see all the stoners there at 1 am though lmao.
 

Tenks

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Imagine how strong a recommendation is for something to eat from someone who finds it annoying to eat in general
 

Intrinsic

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Visiting the in laws in Dallas this weekend and we hit up the Maple Leaf Diner. Had some poutine and got a bunch of nanaimo bars. My wife tried to make me poutine once back while we were dating in school, didn't go well. This was pretty good, just a variation on cheese fries as far as I'm concerned. Nanaimo bars are pretty good too with the exception of the coconut. Have some butter tarts as well but I'm stuffed.
 

Hekotat

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The best Poutine I've had is at Jack Mac's Swill and Grill off Preston and GWB, if your'e still in Dallas check it out.

They use duck fat in their brown gravy, it's a fucking god send.