The Fast Food Thread

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Lanx

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They are, however, a fucking ripoff. Just buy a normal bag and a couple bars of chocolate and make your own. They have like 10 chips in a $4 bag
just alternate between eating your fav chocolate bar and strips of bacon, really it's good.

Where do you live, McCheese? I know of the ultimate buffet, from which legends can be born.
91 bucks w/ a 2hour max
The Nordic, Charlestown RI
 

Joeboo

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Is Olive Garden still a bunch of bastards, charging you an extra $2per bowlthat you add meat to? If so, you tripled the price of your neverending pasta bowl with all that added chicken & sausage

Also, that's ridiculous. That's really no better than the top-end buffets in Vegas, like the Bellagio, and they charge what, like $40 for dinner? Of course, I think they only have crab legs, not lobster, but thats a big price difference just for adding lobster
 

Joeboo

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I don't think they have hard and fast limits, but I think a few casinos now print on their receipt something to the effect of "thank you for limiting your dining experience to 2 hours", but I doubt it's strictly enforced. They probably don't say anything unless it's getting ridiculous, like staying from Breakfast to the start of dinner time.

Bellagio also has $12.99 unlimited alcohol (beer, wine, margaritas, bloody marys)

awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
 

Intrinsic

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I don't think they have hard and fast limits, but I think a few casinos now print on their receipt something to the effect of "thank you for limiting your dining experience to 2 hours", but I doubt it's strictly enforced. They probably don't say anything unless it's getting ridiculous, like staying from Breakfast to the start of dinner time.

Bellagio also has $12.99 unlimited alcohol (beer, wine, margaritas, bloody marys)

awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
Back like 15 years ago the Rio had a bomb ass buffet. We spent somewhere around 3 hours there one trip and God knows how much we actually ate and shit out.
 

joz123

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Rio's Carnival buffet is horrible now. Even with a local's discount of half off it still isn't worth it. Overpriced and the food is shit. Also the Spice Market buffet at Planet Hollywood is crap too, not to mention the horrendous parking they have.
 

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Where do you live, McCheese? I know of the ultimate buffet, from which legends can be born.

There used to be a buffet like that at a place called Custee's in CT. Don't think it's there anymore though, was near Mohegan Sun.
 

Regime

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Just spent $110 on junk food for my fallout 4 binge.

A few things I am taking with me outta the vault...


RiTz and sharp Chedda Ez cheese
Keeblers new Jif peanut butter cookies
Doritos
Fritos
Bean Dip
Hummus and naan bread
Tostinos Pizza rolls
Case of dew
Pacific Cooler Capri Sun
Case of beer
Bottle of Metamucil
Seapak 1b frozen shrimp
Digiornos supreme stuffed crust
Planters digestive health mix
Case of dew kickstart
Honey BBQ wings with ranch
State Fair corn dogs
Rotel dip and tortila chips
Xmas cookies with sprinkles
Little Debbie Xmas trees
Takis
And much more
 

BrutulTM

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I bought some Totinos pizza rolls just because of this thread a while back and they were just awful. Corn dogs, on the other hand, are good. The once in the freezer case are decent but Alton Brown has a recipe for homemade ones that are fan-fucking-tastic.
 

Tenks

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Ya know.... I've never had a corn dog.
Freshly deep fried corn dogs are the business. The stand next to mine at King's Island had that shit. The little just bite sized corn dogs. Get that shit right out of the frier. Good shit. Dip it in some nacho cheese if you're feeling crazy.
 

Alex

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Just spent $110 on junk food for my fallout 4 binge.

A few things I am taking with me outta the vault...


RiTz and sharp Chedda Ez cheese
Keeblers new Jif peanut butter cookies
Doritos
Fritos
Bean Dip
Hummus and naan bread
Tostinos Pizza rolls
Case of dew
Pacific Cooler Capri Sun
Case of beer
Bottle of Metamucil
Seapak 1b frozen shrimp
Digiornos supreme stuffed crust
Planters digestive health mix
Case of dew kickstart
Honey BBQ wings with ranch
State Fair corn dogs
Rotel dip and tortila chips
Xmas cookies with sprinkles
Little Debbie Xmas trees
Takis
And much more
Damn I need to get on this train. I'm off on Wednesday and I'm pretty much going to be playing all day.
 

Serpens

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Just spent $110 on junk food for my fallout 4 binge.

A few things I am taking with me outta the vault...


RiTz and sharp Chedda Ez cheese
Keeblers new Jif peanut butter cookies
Doritos
Fritos
Bean Dip
Hummus and naan bread
Tostinos Pizza rolls
Case of dew
Pacific Cooler Capri Sun
Case of beer
Bottle of Metamucil
Seapak 1b frozen shrimp
Digiornos supreme stuffed crust
Planters digestive health mix
Case of dew kickstart
Honey BBQ wings with ranch
State Fair corn dogs
Rotel dip and tortila chips
Xmas cookies with sprinkles
Little Debbie Xmas trees
Takis
And much more
Judging by that list, you're probably going to need to triple up on the Metamucil.