The Fast Food Thread

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Chanur

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I'd ask your local representative. I bet they know all the best pootang places.
 
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I have never tried it maybe I should. McCheese you know of any good poontang places around DC?
There's a couple Elephant and Castle locations in DC. I'll usually get poutine from there when I'm in Seattle for PAX. I'm usually not disappointed by the food, but the service is lacking. Although I give them the benefit of the doubt since they're pretty slammed with nerds.
 

Intrinsic

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The best Poutine I've had is at Jack Mac's Swill and Grill off Preston and GWB, if your'e still in Dallas check it out.

They use duck fat in their brown gravy, it's a fucking god send.
I told the wife's mom this and she said, 'oh that sounds like posh poutine, not real poutine.' Hah, Canadians are fun. I'll still try to go tomorrow on the way out of town.
 

lurkingdirk

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The best poutine in the world is at this greasy, hole in the wall shop that was near where I used to live in Quebec. It's called 'La Patate Doree' (the golden potato). I think part of why they are so good is that they still use lard to deep fry. Damn. Now I want some.

If you're ever in the Ottawa area and want really good local poutine, check them out.

La Patate Doree - 157, rue Eddy, Gatineau, QC
 

Royal

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I think part of why they are so good is that they still use lard to deep fry.
So many places that once had great food have declined in the push to make fast food healthier. I saw some coconut oil for sale while shopping a while back and it made me remember how great movie theater popcorn used to be. The stuff was better than anything you could make at home because they popped it in coconut oil. Then back in the 80's 20/20 ran a story about how it was so incredibly bad for you and within a couple of years all of the theaters had transitioned over to air popped. Even when they put out the self-serve butter spigots so you could drown it in as much of that as you wanted it still wasn't anywhere near as good but still just as bad for you as the old stuff was.
 

Xevy

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So many places that once had great food have declined in the push to make fast food healthier. I saw some coconut oil for sale while shopping a while back and it made me remember how great movie theater popcorn used to be. The stuff was better than anything you could make at home because they popped it in coconut oil. Then back in the 80's 20/20 ran a story about how it was so incredibly bad for you and within a couple of years all of the theaters had transitioned over to air popped. Even when they put out the self-serve butter spigots so you could drown it in as much of that as you wanted it still wasn't anywhere near as good but still just as bad for you as the old stuff was.
Coconut oil gets you GAINS BRO
 

Falstaff

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I thought frying everything in duck fat was the rage? To be honest fries don't taste that much different between that and whatever other oil places normally use. But I never did like a double blind taste test or anything.
 

Hekotat

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The only duck fat fries I ever had (That wasn't the poutine version I mentioned above) were leaps and bounds better than any other fry I've ever had.

I didn't even realize it would alter the flavor of things like that, I felt like a savage for never trying anything duck fat related before.


EDIT: Intrinsic, I hope you get to go. All their food is extremely high quality. I recommend the Chicken Pannini, Pork Chops, Hummus, Poutine or the burger with the cheese enchilada's on it. They also have daily specials which you shouldn't overlook. You shouldn't miss going if you have the chance.
 

Sludig

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Duck is certainly amazing, but I kinda wonder how almost as good chicken fat may be compared to those other oils. I miss my old ( literally in his 60s) who's cook with bacon grease and make all kinds of s American and creole.
 

Gnomedolf

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I didn't know this existed. Anyone tried them?
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Ritley

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I didn't know this existed. Anyone tried them?
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I've had those before, pretty good. If you like sweet and salty then you will like them.

They are, however, a fucking ripoff. Just buy a normal bag and a couple bars of chocolate and make your own. They have like 10 chips in a $4 bag
 

Sludig

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Going to try the boss wrap. Should I have it Corbin out go straight to adding back cheese since I love beefy 5 layers most
 

McCheese

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I don't want this to get overlooked. My life would be pretty damn near complete if I got a fully documented McCheese epic eating story.
Well, I came up a bit short. I ended up eating 6 total bowls (the initial one + 5 refills) and a handful of bread sticks and salad. I ended the evening comfortably full. I could have forced another bowl--for 7 total--but I was feeling pretty good and I didn't want to get to the point where the pasta sweats started. My competition had quit after his second bowl, so I didn't really have any motivation to push myself much further. I think it's important to note that I had candy for breakfast and some bouillabaisse for lunch, so I didn't go into this with an empty stomach. Here's what I ate (also pictured below):

Bowl 1: tri-colored penne, 5 cheese marinara sauce, fried chicken breast
Bowl 2: tri-colored penne, pesto alfredo sauce, fried chicken breast
Bowl 3: tri-colored penne, 5 cheese marinara sauce, fried chicken breast
Bowl 4: cavatappi, meat sauce, 2 sausages
Bowl 5: tri-colored penne, garlic asiago alfredo sauce, 2 meatballs
Bowl 6: rigatoni, 5 cheese marinara sauce, fried chicken breast

I started getting kind of hungry again on the drive home, so I'm sitting here munching on more candy (Hershey's cookie n' cream tombstones) as I write this.

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Mist

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Where do you live, McCheese? I know of the ultimate buffet, from which legends can be born.

 

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Sat at the Baachanal buffet in Caesars last week for 3 hours. Buffet binging rules.