The Fast Food Thread

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Tenks

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It wasn't shrimp n' grits?
Possibly but being Ohio bred I'm not too familiar with southern food. Like I said it was basically seafood gumbo but on grits. So it had andouille sausage, onions, shrimp and some seafood broth poured into cheddar grits.
 

Royal

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Possibly but being Ohio bred I'm not too familiar with southern food. Like I said it was basically seafood gumbo but on grits. So it had andouille sausage, onions, shrimp and some seafood broth poured into cheddar grits.
Yeah that's shrimp n' grits.
 

Xevy

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Had the extra long sriracha cheeseburger from Burger King. If you like BK burgers it's pretty good for 2 for $5. The original long rodeo burger or whatever sucked because they didn't have enough toppings. These have onion (I think), lettuce, cheese, and sriracha sauce on them. Pretty not bad. 8/10
 

chaos

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Pumpkin Pie Concrete from Freddy's = god tier (tastes like a piece of pumpkin pie with crunchy crust pieces in it)

Pumpkin Pie Blizzard from DQ = shit tier (and I generally love blizzards, this one's just bad)

Pumpkin Pie Shake from Arbys = Regime's toilet 2 days after Fallout 4 launches tier (it tastes like a vanilla shake with some powdered pumpkin seasoning added)
Thank you brother. Yeah I am familiar with Freddy's concrete and DQ's fucking horrific pumpkin pie blizzard. I was hoping the shake would be good but alas. Freddy's concrete is, of course, god tier as advertised. A slice of pumpkin pie IN the ice cream? Yes, please.

But a shake is something different, and a pumpkin pie shake sounds great. Fucking Arbys. Get your shit together.
 

Royal

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But a shake is something different, and a pumpkin pie shake sounds great. Fucking Arbys. Get your shit together.
Sounds like something you could make at home if you have one of those old school blenders. Small slice of pumpkin pie, ice cream, a little milk or maybe some pumpkin spice coffee creamer since that still around right now. Whiz-whirl-slurp.
 

pharmakos

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how long do you guys think a person can each day eat a Totino's Four Cheese Party Pizza with extra mozzarella and provolone before cardiac problems set in?
 

Vaclav

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how long do you guys think a person can each day eat a Totino's Four Cheese Party Pizza with extra mozzarella and provolone before cardiac problems set in?
You're still young and active, right? Probably a while if so. I'd suggest a better indulgence though if you're going through the "risk" though.
 

Regime

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Peppermint milkshake from chick fil a is legit.


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Joeboo

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Sounds like something you could make at home if you have one of those old school blenders. Small slice of pumpkin pie, ice cream, a little milk or maybe some pumpkin spice coffee creamer since that still around right now. Whiz-whirl-slurp.
Thats exactly what the Arbys shake tasted like...a normal shake with artificial pumpkin spice creamer mixed in. I guess maybe thats ok for a milkshake, I mean you can't really make a milkshake too chunky by putting an actual piece of pie in it. What makes the Freddys concrete so great though is the differing textures of the ice cream, pie, and crust all mixed together. You get the smooth, you get the crunchy, etc.

I feel like milkshakes should probably stick to fruit flavors for the most part, things that blend smoothly. You start making milkshakes based on pies, or candy bars and that shit gets weird.
 

Royal

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Yeah I prefer my ice cream with differing textures in it. Like B&J's Peach Cobbler Ice Cream. Ice cream, whole chunks of peaches, and cookies for the crust:

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And Willie fuckin' Nelson grinning back at you, more than likely stoned outta his gourd.

edit: And you can enjoy differing textures in your shakes to. That's why God made these:

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