The Fast Food Thread

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Fifey

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Make your own Black bean burgers, it's super simple. Just grab a couple cans of black beans and blend em with some water and then oatmeal, season it up with some onion/garlic/peppers amd mash em then bake in the oven.

The key to eating Vegetarian/vegan is to not try to make things taste like meat, make it taste like what it is and compliment that.

Also, Morningstar doesn't make any Vegan products.
 

Grimmlokk

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This thread is so fucking good right now. I want to fuck it. Then eat it. Then fuck it again.

Except for Farmakoz and his vegan shit. And whoever requested his vegan shit. They can both go drown in patchouli oil.
 

pharmakos

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Except for Farmakoz and his vegan shit. And whoever requested his vegan shit. They can both go drown in patchouli oil.
hey now, at least i smothered everything in cheese and cooked it exclusively in the microwave. i was a lazy vegetarian, not a hippie.
 

Hekotat

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I'm not leaving the house for a few days but someone go get a peppermint shake at Chick fila so I can live vicariously through you champion.
I'm on it bro!

Also, I noticed Bush's Asian BBQ baked beans and I want a full review.

P.S. I owe you a care package, figure out some Texas specific things you require (Tex-Mex corn, What a Burger spicy Ketchup, etc.) and I'll make it happen.
 

Royal

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I wasn't aware that there were people so full of self-loathing that they would ruin pizza rolls by microwaving them. Who does that?
 

BrutulTM

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I had it and it was good. It had actual pieces of pumpkin pie pieces in it. Not saying I'd marry it, but throwing it away is a fucking miscarriage as it is perfectly good ice cream. You sir, are a cretin.
Are you the one that recommended it last year? Because I bought one based on a recommendation here and it sucked. I didn't throw it away, but I did feel quite unhappy that I had wasted my bi-monthly blizzard allowance on that shit when I could have had a good one.
 

Chanur

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Seriously the oven is the only way to go.

These are my favorite pizza rolls. Their crust seems so much better in the oven than Totino's. They are also way cheaper for some reason.

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taebin

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Also, I noticed Bush's Asian BBQ baked beans and I want a full review.
Tried them last night. Pretty tasty flavor. Beans themselves had a strange texture I guess. Not the same squish as normal Bush's baked. 7/10, would probably do again.
 

Royal

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I didn't know Michelina's made pizza rolls. I used to buy their frozen spaghetti for cheap many years ago. It wasn't half bad after layering on the parm.
 

Regime

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Tried them last night. Pretty tasty flavor. Beans themselves had a strange texture I guess. Not the same squish as normal Bush's baked. 7/10, would probably do again.
Would they go good with BBQ honey wings?
 

Tenks

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I didn't know Michelina's made pizza rolls. I used to buy their frozen spaghetti for cheap many years ago. It wasn't half bad after layering on the parm.
Michelina's frozen fedichini alfredo is actually pretty good. Especially if you overnuke it so the edges get super crispy.
 

Tenks

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I had something really good last weekend. It was basically seafood gumbo but it was poured onto cheddar grits. It was damn good. I could probably make it at home pretty easy.