Falstaff
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Need a pic of all this shit on your computer desk with Fallout 4 in the background for maximum binge status.
The Fast Food Thread
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Regime
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no kidding. Mixing the Ice Cream Sandwiches with pizza was a risky move.
My pipboy collection has yet to arrive but here are some of the goods. The black bean burger is for the vegans.
Lanx
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Please tell me you use a
Amazon.com : Pizzacraft PC0102 20 x 13.5 Rectangular Cordierite Baking/Pizza Stone : Patio, Lawn Garden
to heat up that Digiorno
Amazon.com : Pizzacraft PC0102 20 x 13.5 Rectangular Cordierite Baking/Pizza Stone : Patio, Lawn Garden
to heat up that Digiorno
pharmakos
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i always cringe when i see people get those. there are way better Morning Star products than those things. the Grillers Prime fake burger patty paired with a Garden Veggie patty, two slices of sharp cheddar cheese, and some BBQ sauce -- you won't even give a fuck that you're eating vegetarian. so dank.
(i was vegetarian for like 3 years btw. i'm back to being a carnivore now, but i still partake in a lot of the better tasting vegan/vegetarian products.)
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McCheese
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That's the way to do it. You're a man's man, and I'm not ashamed to say I got a little hard when I saw your food pictures above.
pharmakos
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the Boca "ground crumbles" (ground beef substitute) is great if you cook it in olive oil on medium heat. can't crank the heat of your frying pan with those, or it gets charred too easy.
the Morningstar facon (fake bacon) is pretty good, even microwaved. the texture is different than real bacon, but the flavor is top notch. any time i cook the stuff and someone comes over the smell makes them think i'm cooking real bacon.
Morningstar Garden Veggie patties are pretty good and versatile. 2 servings of veggies and 2 servings of protein per patty. needs to be paired with the right thing tho
Morningstar Grillers Prime or Boca Cheese"burger" are the best fake burger patties.
Smart... um... i forget the brand name. Smart something. makes some really dank fake Italian Sausage links. awesome in pasta.
there are no good vegetarian hot dog substitutes, don't even bother.
oh, and Seitan isn't quite the same category since its not super processed like all that^ shit, but it is also really good if you cook with it right. can get it to taste and feel just like carne asada if you're good. i'm not that good with it yet, but i have some friends that have done some amazing things with the stuff.
(Seitan is an asian product that kinda fills the same niche as tofu, but its made out of wheat gluten instead of soybeans)
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my absolute favorite creation i ever made when i was hardcore into the processed vegetarian shit was a a BBQ "chicken" and "bacon" (feels so silly with the quotes lol) burrito.
1 burrito sized tortilla
4 Morningstar "Chik'n" Nuggets
3 strips of Morningstar facon
1 Morningstar Garden Veggie patty
some Sargento Authentic Mexican Cheese
Jack Daniel's brand BBQ sauce
cooked in the microwave for 3 minutes (flip half wayish through if you're feeling ambitious). then take a tortilla from the fridge and sprinkle a sizable pinch of Sargento Authentic Mexican cheese on it, stick that in the microwave for 30 seconds. while that's nuking, take the nuggets and the patty and break them up into chunks with a fork or knife. take the cheesy tortilla out of the microwave, lay the strips of facon on it flat, throw the chik'n/veggie chunks on top of them, and top with more cheese. nuke for another 30 seconds to make sure everything is fully cooked and to get the cheese more melty. top with Jack Daniel's brand BBQ sauce. wrap into a burrito, and enjoy. incredibly dank, i've had many hardcore carinvores try a bite and ask for their own.
1 burrito sized tortilla
4 Morningstar "Chik'n" Nuggets
3 strips of Morningstar facon
1 Morningstar Garden Veggie patty
some Sargento Authentic Mexican Cheese
Jack Daniel's brand BBQ sauce
cooked in the microwave for 3 minutes (flip half wayish through if you're feeling ambitious). then take a tortilla from the fridge and sprinkle a sizable pinch of Sargento Authentic Mexican cheese on it, stick that in the microwave for 30 seconds. while that's nuking, take the nuggets and the patty and break them up into chunks with a fork or knife. take the cheesy tortilla out of the microwave, lay the strips of facon on it flat, throw the chik'n/veggie chunks on top of them, and top with more cheese. nuke for another 30 seconds to make sure everything is fully cooked and to get the cheese more melty. top with Jack Daniel's brand BBQ sauce. wrap into a burrito, and enjoy. incredibly dank, i've had many hardcore carinvores try a bite and ask for their own.
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Pumpkin Pie Concrete from Freddy's = god tier (tastes like a piece of pumpkin pie with crunchy crust pieces in it)
Pumpkin Pie Blizzard from DQ = shit tier (and I generally love blizzards, this one's just bad)
Pumpkin Pie Shake from Arbys = Regime's toilet 2 days after Fallout 4 launches tier (it tastes like a vanilla shake with some powdered pumpkin seasoning added)
Crone
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Mostly home made cheesy garlic bread.
Use whatever bread you like for the base. French bread loaf from the store. Biscuik recipe for pizza dough works pretty well. Whatever.
Bake the bread if necessary, and then spread the mix on and then back in the oven on broil to get that bubbly browned look.
For the mix I use a half cup of butter, 1 box of cream cheese, a couple handfuls of mozzarella, about a quarter cup of Parmesan, and a tablespoon or two of chopped garlic. Just mix it all up in the mixer and its good to go.
Amazing.
Use whatever bread you like for the base. French bread loaf from the store. Biscuik recipe for pizza dough works pretty well. Whatever.
Bake the bread if necessary, and then spread the mix on and then back in the oven on broil to get that bubbly browned look.
For the mix I use a half cup of butter, 1 box of cream cheese, a couple handfuls of mozzarella, about a quarter cup of Parmesan, and a tablespoon or two of chopped garlic. Just mix it all up in the mixer and its good to go.
Amazing.
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Xevy
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I had it and it was good. It had actual pieces of pumpkin pie pieces in it. Not saying I'd marry it, but throwing it away is a fucking miscarriage as it is perfectly good ice cream. You sir, are a cretin.