The Fast Food Thread

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The Ancient_sl

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I think I'm the only person in the world that hates Buffalo Wild Wings.
I don't hate them, they are just not particularly impressive. If you've got an actual stand-alone wing place nearby that isn't attached to a chinese restaurant, they are probably going to be better than BWW.

Also their heat scale is embarrassing.
 

spronk

FPS noob
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i eat chicken thighs/drumsticks 3-5 times a week, local grocery store sells em at under $1/lb most days so I buy like 5 lbs, marinade them for 12-48 hours in a ziploc bag with liquid butter, garlic, some spices and either fry or bake em for 20-30 mins with a coating of franks hot sauce (or sriracha) at the end and its spicy chicken heaven for 2-3 days with one cook. mix in some slaw or kimchi and its hard to eat any takeout chicken after that. Costco/Sam's club also sells massive containers of Frank's hot sauce, I go through an entire thing every 2 months.
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
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Also their heat scale is embarrassing.
What do you mean by that? That's one thing I actually like about BW-3. Their sauces advertised as hot are actually hot. Or are you one of those blowhards who like the fake chemical hot shit?
 

Xevy

Log Wizard
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What do you mean by that? That's one thing I actually like about BW-3. Their sauces advertised as hot are actually hot. Or are you one of those blowhards who like the fake chemical hot shit?
Can we not do this for another 5 pages?

My friends call the garlic parm boneless wings from BW3 "owl vomit" after that which they most represent. They do taste good, though.
 

The Ancient_sl

shitlord
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What do you mean by that? That's one thing I actually like about BW-3. Their sauces advertised as hot are actually hot. Or are you one of those blowhards who like the fake chemical hot shit?
I think we've had this discussion before, but where I live they are definitely not hot. It might be that they differ by region.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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I do want to try that KFC chicken you guys are posting. I've only had KFC once in my entire life.

What should I get with it to complete the experience? I already know the mashed potatoes and gravy are god-tier. Plus, I need to eat gravy to commemorate the fallen.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
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I think BW3 is pretty decent. They overcook their wings a touch for me but their sauces are pretty lights out IMO. Biggest issue is the price. The wings feel about $1.50 - $2 too expensive.
 

spronk

FPS noob
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I do want to try that KFC chicken you guys are posting. I've only had KFC once in my entire life.

What should I get with it to complete the experience? I already know the mashed potatoes and gravy are god-tier. Plus, I need to eat gravy to commemorate the fallen.
one biscuit is good to soak up the chili grease sauce from the chicken, but apparently biscuits are made differently in every region. but yeah mashed potatoes and gravy are god tier at KFC

 

McCheese

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Best side item at KFC is the potato wedges. If you don't get them you will forever regret your horrible decision.
 

Tenks

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I can't get that chicken because pickles are gross and even if I take them off the gross juice has absorbed into the chicken

Also I don't actually know where a KFC is near me