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The Fast Food Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Vaclav
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I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.
Tarrant
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Fifey
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The only thing KFC ever had that was good were the chicken wraps and potato wedges like McCheese said. Everything else just hurt your stomach and tasted like greasy shit.
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I have carried the moniker "noodleface" for longer than I can even remember - I'm italian.
I did make a hero in COH called BurgerMan and he was as morbidly obese and short as the game allowed
I'll eat it when I have to but not really. I eat chicken at home so much that rarely am I in the mood to eat chicken when I'm eating out.
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We had KFC last night (their chicken fangers are pretty great) and we had 2 of every sauce they had. Their "finger lickin' good" sauce and their honey mustard were definitely tops. We ordered potato wedges, but they gave us mashed potatoes and gravy instead. I'd be pissed as I agree wedges are the best side (though there's that 1/3 of the batch that isn't seasoned correctly), but it was 0 degrees so some hot gravy felt good in my tummy (no gay).
I also dunked a tender and biscuit into the mashed potato's gravy and made my own little KFC bowl. It was great.
I also dunked a tender and biscuit into the mashed potato's gravy and made my own little KFC bowl. It was great.
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Noodleface
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I'll hit up KFC. Not sure if tonight or tomorrow night and report back
New chicken tenders + wedges + potatoes + gravy
It will be my second KFC trip of all time. I can walk to it from my house.
New chicken tenders + wedges + potatoes + gravy
It will be my second KFC trip of all time. I can walk to it from my house.
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See, I believe this, too. I'm not saying it's more greasy, it's all cooked in grease. My personal physical reaction to it is what I'm referencing. I don't know why, but my body hates KFC. Perhaps it's an aversion to one of the 11 herbs or spices.