The Fast Food Thread

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chaos

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
See, I believe this, too. I'm not saying it's more greasy, it's all cooked in grease. My personal physical reaction to it is what I'm referencing. I don't know why, but my body hates KFC. Perhaps it's an aversion to one of the 11 herbs or spices.
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I hate the original recipe, just doesn't do it for me. Extra crispy is ok but it's really just a shittier version of Popeye's. I tried the grilled once, fast food shouldn't sell things that I can do myself in probably less time than it takes to go out and buy their product especially not if I can do them better.
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
I have had KFC many times. Every time, without exception, I feel like total garbage an hour later. I have not had it for more than a decade now, though.
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3 hours after eating 5 pieces of nashville chicken my asshole was on fire, but it was a short episode of The Purge: anal edition
 
Lanx

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Went to NY for concert, had Churches' chicken, haven't had it in almost 20 years. Not good, everything KFC would have been better.
 
chaos

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I like Church's better than KFC in general. But they leave the weird back piece on their breasts, wtf why.
 
Noodleface

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It's kind of weird because the reviews are all for the sugar-free variant but that bag clearly lists sugar as an ingredient
 
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Tried the Nashville Chicken. It wasn't bad. The Flavor was decent and the spice flavor tasted good. There is zero heat so if you don't like hot foods it's worth checking out. I'd give it a 6/10 worth a try but nothing ground breaking like a Baconator.
 
Royal

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I haven't had one in a long time but KFC's chicken pot pies used to be fantastic. Their mashed potatoes were always shit though. Wedges all the way.
 
Khane

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I did it bros. I have ascended. I polished off a 90 count bag of totino's for lunch.
 
McCheese

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Khane_sl said:
I did it bros. I have ascended. I polished off a 90 count bag of totino's for lunch.
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Noodleface

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I think the most I've done is 50 in one sitting, I felt disgusted with myself.

Although.. I have polished 8 hotdogs off at once and eaten more food after, so I'm not really one to talk
 
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