The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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28,433
44,761
That's about 3300 calories. You're in for a rough dump tomorrow, I think.
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
6,918
4,315
What kind of pizza rolls? While I love me a 90-count bag, I think I enjoy more buying two bags of 40 or several boxes of 15 of differing varieties and baking them all on a cookie sheet together. That way when I'm eating them I never know what filling I'm going to get until I bite into them.

If you really want to make it exciting, you can buy mostly regular ones and then mix in a bag/box of jalapeno popper flavor. That way each time you pop a roll into your mouth, you have that slight chance that it's going to be spicy.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,342
14,006
3150 to be exact!

That will be all I eat today. But maybe I should go get some Konsyl or whatever the hell that fiber supplement Kuriin is always talking about is.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
20,342
14,006
What kind of pizza rolls? While I love me a 90-count bag, I think I enjoy more buying two bags of 40 or several boxes of 15 of differing varieties and baking them all on a cookie sheet together. That way when I'm eating them I never know what filling I'm going to get until I bite into them.

If you really want to make it exciting, you can buy mostly regular ones and then mix in a bag/box of jalapeno popper flavor. That way each time you pop a roll into your mouth, you have that slight chance that it's going to be spicy.
I'm 100 years too early to challenge you. They were just pepperoni, the whole lot of em.
 

Joeboo

Molten Core Raider
8,157
140
Holy fucking christ

Subways Reuben sandwich is horrifically bad.

Like, so bad I cant even eat it.

Took 1 bite and threw it in the trash

I don't know how you f*ck up a sandwich that bad. The pastrami tasted like a sweaty gym sock

I should have known
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
Mistake #1 was going to Subway. Mistake #2 was trying to get an actual deli sandwich at Subway.
 

Joeboo

Molten Core Raider
8,157
140
I generally stick to the Subway Club or Meatball. This is what I get for deviating away from that. Sandwich god is punishing me. Goddamn that thing was brutally bad.
 

radditsu

Silver Knight of the Realm
4,676
826
I generally stick to the Subway Club or Meatball. This is what I get for deviating away from that. Sandwich god is punishing me. Goddamn that thing was brutally bad.
I just shotgun down the chicken breast. I usually just go for the toasty wheat bread and banana peppers.
 

Tenks

Bronze Knight of the Realm
14,163
607
Banana peppers is a top-tier Subway add-on because they make the entire thing taste of banana peppers. Which is better than whatever junk they're putting on the actual sub.
 

Siliconemelons

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
11,875
17,838
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I find it odd that I am agreeing with Khane more now than I used to, well played good sir. I usually destroy 1....or...2.. of those totinos party pizzas esp the ones with the cube peperoni!