The Fast Food Thread
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Noodleface
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Still haven't had a chance to hit KFC. I've been working too late and trying to eat better.
I might try to hit them up tonight.
Am I a bad person if I wake up my kid, strap him in the car seat, drive to KFC, and then bring him home and put him back down?
I might try to hit them up tonight.
Am I a bad person if I wake up my kid, strap him in the car seat, drive to KFC, and then bring him home and put him back down?
chthonic-anemos
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pharmakos
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No. Sometimes you have to do what you have to do in order to get greasy chicken. Does your kid transfer well? That would be the deal breaker.
Noodleface
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He transfers fine but sometimes once he wakes up it is game over for me, that's what I'm worried about.
Maybe I'll sneak out of work early and grab it.
Maybe I'll sneak out of work early and grab it.
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Chanur
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I ate at a Jersey Mikes yesterday for the first time on the way home from the airport. I had the California Cheese Steak on Wheat. It is basically a shredded chicken similar to cheese steak meat with lettuce tomato and mayo. Not the best sandwich I have ever had but sure shits all over Subway. Wish it wasn't two hours away.
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How old is this kid? It's not like he's going to die if you slip out for 15 minutes while he's sleeping right?
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Do you know how many times I've had that conversation with myself?
"Man, I wish I had X."
"It's just 15 minutes away at the store."
"Yeah, but kids."
"They're asleep. If you were here or were not here, they wouldn't know the difference."
"Yeah, but what if one wakes up, or has a bad dream, or if the house catches fire, or..."
"Be responsible, or get X."
Fuck.
Noodleface
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Zzen
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Noodleface
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You don't have a kid so I'll cut you some slack here, but there is no way in my mind I could justify leaving an infant alone in my house. I'm sorry but I just can't fathom doing it.
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I'm not saying that and I would never leave my (hypothetical)kid alone and unattended at that age.
I'm saying I find it utterly ridiculous that you can't find this small bit of time at some point you're not watching the kid. Granted, the entire situation doesn't sound very important. Getting KFC, I mean.
I'm saying I find it utterly ridiculous that you can't find this small bit of time at some point you're not watching the kid. Granted, the entire situation doesn't sound very important. Getting KFC, I mean.
Noodleface
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KFC is super important. I've waited my whole life for this.
The problem is I get home around 7:00 and the wife leaves for work - kid falls asleep around 7:30. So either I take him to KFC in his pajamas and possibly ruin the entire night or I bring him while he's asleep and possibly ruin the entire night.
radditsu
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Dude my youngest kids are turning 4 and 2 and i STILL don't want to slip out for a burger after they are asleep
Joeboo
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Yep, in my mind the first time I would leave my 2 year old at home alone I'd get into a car wreck and become incapacitated and taken to the hospital while my home catches on fire and the kid can't get out the front or back doors. That's my exact mental reasoning anytime I even halfway think about it.