The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

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I would never pay for Subway, but if I was at some function and they gave it away, I guess I'd eat it. There are way better subs. Publix(a grocery store here in Florida) makes subs 1,000 times better for around the same price.
 

Eomer

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Unfortunately here in Western Canada there is just about zero alternative to Subway, if you want a sandwich. There's a few Quizno's here and there, but otherwise Subway has completely taken over the fast food scene here. They're fucking everywhere. Even tiny little towns of 200 people in the middle of fucking nowhere, there's a Subway beside the gas station.

Personally I don't mind Subway, but the only thing I ever get is the roasted chicken. God knows what sort of food product that shit truly is, it's probably similar to chicken mcnuggets, but I don't mind the taste or texture of it.
 

McCheese

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The amount of meat and veggies you get on your subway subs varies dramatically since they're all franchised. There are more than a dozen in my area, but I only ever go to one because they load the fuck out of the sub.
 

Ichu

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Unfortunately here in Western Canada there is just about zero alternative to Subway, if you want a sandwich. There's a few Quizno's here and there, but otherwise Subway has completely taken over the fast food scene here. They're fucking everywhere. Even tiny little towns of 200 people in the middle of fucking nowhere, there's a Subway beside the gas station.

Personally I don't mind Subway, but the only thing I ever get is the roasted chicken. God knows what sort of food product that shit truly is, it's probably similar to chicken mcnuggets, but I don't mind the taste or texture of it.
Is Press'd no good?
 

Soygen

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The amount of meat and veggies you get on your subway subs varies dramatically since they're all franchised. There are more than a dozen in my area, but I only ever go to one because they load the fuck out of the sub.
Here they are almost universally owned by Indians or Pakistanis. These people have a real problem with "extra olives". Fuck, y'all. I'm going to Publix.
 

Erronius

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Congratulations, you've managed to call Arizona a shit hole, and call me a retard all because I was surprised the rest of the country were not aware of a cheese crisp, or called it a cheese crisp.
Yes, that was my intention. I'm glad you managed to pick up on that
 

Grimmlokk

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I've never been more proud.

Also that Frito enchilada thing at Subway looks like the bomb. I must eat one. I love fritos on everything at Taco Bell, I assume even Subway can't truly fuck it up too badly.

Also CRUNCHA MUNCHA CRUNCHAMUNCHA!
 

kudos

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Subway is the worst fucking place ever. I'd rather eat Burger King for the rest of my life than have to go to Subway again.
 

joz123

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Taken from their own website...

The Cold Cut Combo is stacked with turkey-based meats - ham, salami and bologna.
If you ever wondered why the meats don't taste like they should, this is why.
 

Erronius

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What if they had a deal for a 6" sub and a cup of smeezledrip* for $4?










*offer not valid in Arizona because Arizona doesn't know WTF smeezledrip is, they've got something called greaslesmurts
 

Gravel

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Subway is the worst fucking place ever. I'd rather eat Burger King for the rest of my life than have to go to Subway again.
Subway and Applebee's...ugh.

I used to know this truck driver, and he would talk about how anytime you go into a gas station with a Subway attached, you're hit with that Subway smell. I started to notice it after that conversation, and now just the smell of Subway makes me sick. The food is terrible, I don't know why anyone would willingly eat there.
 

Vaclav

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Went to Subway for lunch, saw that they now have something called a Fritos Enchilada Melt sandwich. I was both intrigued and frightened at the same time. Anyone try that yet?
Subway as a rule sucks, but tried it and it wasn't terrible - I'm a sucker for anything with Fritos in it (don't really like them by themselves though) however.

Looks like Grimmlok and I are long lost cousins or something.
 

Grumpus

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I love how they show this fat, meaty, succulent sub on the commercials, but what you end up getting is not....

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All restaurants and fast food o this, but somehow subway takes the cake. I especially like the steak and cheese one. You actually have to look to find the meat.
Heres a tip, if you don't want a big soggy mess don't get every topping and get a moderate amount of sauce. Shocking.

Also it's the same thing with any other chain, they are not all run equally. The Subways around me are all pretty good. I usually get meatball or steak and cheese. The killer at Subway is how much lettuce they put on if you let them. Just ask for 1/3 the normal lettuce or no lettuce and every sub is way better.
 

Grumpus

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Also

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Buffalo Blue Cheese Teen Burger is on right now at A&W. The Buffalo part is Franks Buffalo sauce. Its pretty damn good. The burger and you can get sweet potato fries and a mug of Rootbeer is really hard to beat for fast food.
 

Gravy

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I like A&W, I wish there were some close by. Do they still have the baby burger, momma burger, and daddy burgers with corresponding rootbeers?

It's pretty hard to beat a frosty mug of rootbeer when you're in the mood.
 

Grumpus

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Do they still have the baby burger, momma burger, and daddy burgers with corresponding rootbeers?
They sure do. They also have this little mini's now which are awesome if you haven't tried them. Also this show raw onions, all the ones I have had have caramelized onions.

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