The Fast Food Thread

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Grimmlokk

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I went in to a McDonalds the other day and ordered a "Bowl of Mush", which is something my brother used to make out of refried beans and jelly beans. These motherfuckers acted like they had no idea what the fuck I was talking about! I killed 4 people and am currently holed up in a dumpster behind a Starbucks using their wifi. Hoping I can go in and get a nice tall cup of "Smeezledrip" like mom used to make.
 

Big Phoenix

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Don't forget Mexicans and people carrying guns in public. Also a lot of Mormons.
Nah, we have permitless concealed carry so no need to carry guns out in the open. Though I do see an abnormal amount of people open carry at the walmart next to me I always go to.
 

Soygen

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I can't find a single place that makes good Smeezledrip in south Florida.
 

Erronius

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Fuck, I can't believe you fuckers that make smeezledrip with jellybeans. How can you guys not know that good smeezledrip is made with refried beans with soggy chicharones mixed in? Everyone here makes it that way, the rest of you don't know how to make proper smeezledrip.
 

Crone

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Fuck, I can't believe you fuckers that make smeezledrip with jellybeans. How can you guys not know that good smeezledrip is made with refried beans with soggy chicharones mixed in? Everyone here makes it that way, the rest of you don't know how to make proper smeezledrip.
Where was Smeezledrip originally made? Do you live right near there? If so, I'd say you are doing it right, and everyone else is fucking wrong. They should get with the program about how Smeezledrip is made.
 

Erronius

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Where was Smeezledrip originally made? Do you live right near there? If so, I'd say you are doing it right, and everyone else is fucking wrong. They should get with the program about how Smeezledrip is made.
I don't know for sure, but I'd probably try doing some research first before assuming that whatever shithole I lived in was the font of all Smeezledrip and the way that the locals made it was "THE" way to do so...because not doing so would really make me sound like a retard...
 

Crone

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Congratulations, you've managed to call Arizona a shit hole, and call me a retard all because I was surprised the rest of the country were not aware of a cheese crisp, or called it a cheese crisp.

Happy Friday, you clearly win the internet.

Now we can all get back to talking about Taco Bell chili cheese burritos, because we all can agree on those, right? mmmm chili cheese...
 

Soygen

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You two should get together and have a nice Bowl of Mush, with some steaming-hot Smeezledrip on the side. We're all friends here, right?!

To be fair, though, Arizona is a shit hole.
 

Joeboo

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Went to Subway for lunch, saw that they now have something called a Fritos Enchilada Melt sandwich. I was both intrigued and frightened at the same time. Anyone try that yet?
 

joz123

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Went to Subway for lunch, saw that they now have something called a Fritos Enchilada Melt sandwich. I was both intrigued and frightened at the same time. Anyone try that yet?
I tend not to order food that looks like shit. Especially if it's from Subway.
 

BrutulTM

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Fuck Subway. I'd rather eat a day old sub from a gas station. Same quality and half the price.
 

mkopec

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mkopec

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Fuck Subway. I'd rather eat a day old sub from a gas station. Same quality and half the price.
I love how they show this fat, meaty, succulent sub on the commercials, but what you end up getting is not....

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All restaurants and fast food o this, but somehow subway takes the cake. I especially like the steak and cheese one. You actually have to look to find the meat.
 

Gravy

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Not a Subway fan myself. All their 'meat' seems to taste the same to me. Except the meatball, of course, which when pressed, is what I order from there.