The Fast Food Thread

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Fifey

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There is a food cart downtown that has 4 dollar banh mis and every single time I eat there, I shit hot fire. They are so good though, ate there an hour ago and have no regrets.
 

Chysamere

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They finally got around to opening a Carl Jnrs in Japan last month, and it's only about 20 minutes walk from my house.

What's good there? I'm eager to try it because "The company apparently also wants to ensure Japanese consumers get the authentic Carl's Jr. experience, stating they won't be changing their recipes for the region."

Which is quite rare here. So, what should I order, my fellow fast food connoisseurs?
 

Crone

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Chipotle is fucking garbage. I do not want my burrito at room fucking temperature. It's so much worse then a mexican joint with bertos in the name.
Lol! bertos, or as my family calls it, the 'tos restaurants. Just moved away from Phoenix, but we had Filibertos, which was the biggest, then knock offs of Losbetos, Robertos, Eirebertos, etc. Now I'm up in the Northwest, and they don't exist. It's bullshit!
 

Serpens

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They finally got around to opening a Carl Jnrs in Japan last month, and it's only about 20 minutes walk from my house.

What's good there? I'm eager to try it because "The company apparently also wants to ensure Japanese consumers get the authentic Carl?s Jr. experience, stating they won?t be changing their recipes for the region."

Which is quite rare here. So, what should I order, my fellow fast food connoisseurs?
For breakfast, steak and egg burrito.
 

Fifey

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Lol! bertos, or as my family calls it, the 'tos restaurants. Just moved away from Phoenix, but we had Filibertos, which was the biggest, then knock offs of Losbetos, Robertos, Eirebertos, etc. Now I'm up in the Northwest, and they don't exist. It's bullshit!
Hit up Javiers on Lombard/Williams for the closest bertos experience you can get for Portland.
 

Crone

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Hit up Javiers on Lombard/Williams for the closest bertos experience you can get for Portland.
Well I should clarify that for the Portland area they had muchas gracias which was pretty damn close. Up here in the Seattle area now and I haven't found anything yet.
 

Araxen

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They finally got around to opening a Carl Jnrs in Japan last month, and it's only about 20 minutes walk from my house.

What's good there? I'm eager to try it because "The company apparently also wants to ensure Japanese consumers get the authentic Carl's Jr. experience, stating they won't be changing their recipes for the region."

Which is quite rare here. So, what should I order, my fellow fast food connoisseurs?
Their best stuff is on their breakfast menu. Biscuit sandwiches especially.
 

Royal

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They finally got around to opening a Carl Jnrs in Japan last month, and it's only about 20 minutes walk from my house.

What's good there? I'm eager to try it because "The company apparently also wants to ensure Japanese consumers get the authentic Carl's Jr. experience, stating they won't be changing their recipes for the region."

Which is quite rare here. So, what should I order, my fellow fast food connoisseurs?
The 1/2 pound super bacon thickburger is pretty good for a drive-thru caliber fast food place.

If they have the same breakfast menu as Hardee's then try the steak and gravy biscuit.
 

BrutulTM

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Lol! bertos, or as my family calls it, the 'tos restaurants. Just moved away from Phoenix, but we had Filibertos, which was the biggest, then knock offs of Losbetos, Robertos, Eirebertos, etc. Now I'm up in the Northwest, and they don't exist. It's bullshit!
Filibertos et al is the only, and I mean only, thing I miss about Phoenix. I guarantee if I ever go back to Phoenix for some reason, Filibertos will be my first stop.
 

Kiroy

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Their best stuff is on their breakfast menu. Biscuit sandwiches especially.
Carls Jr sausage egg and cheese biscuit use to be my favorite breakfast item (and so damn cheap) but they did something to it lately, at least at my local one here in the west. The egg recipe changed (odd fluffy egg whitey consistency) and the sausage patty seems smaller.
 

Abefroman

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Just had the angriest whopper and it's really good and legit spicy for people who still have taste buds. I will report back on what color it turns my poop.
 

Vaclav

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Just had the angriest whopper and it's really good and legit spicy for people who still have taste buds. I will report back on what color it turns my poop.
If Abe never shows back up to report this, will he have McCheesed himself?
 

Xevy

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Just had the angriest whopper and it's really good and legit spicy for people who still have taste buds. I will report back on what color it turns my poop.
Angry whopper has always been an amazing item. Great sauce/fixins combo. I don't know that I need the red hot sauce BS bun, but maybe I won't hate it.

Seriously though, Angry Whopper is the McRib we deserve.