The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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You have to understand when I found your profile and compared it against what you were eating it made no sense

But I went even deeper man... I even found your instagram (or other photo website) account and saw you in russia or whatever and we assume that was the girlfriend you escaped from.

I went deep man.. almost too deep..

Aww, I can't stay mad at you! Come here, big guy

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Slaythe

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Man. It brought a big smile to my face to see McCheese as the last reply when I clicked on Product Reviews.

This isn't some troll, right? It's really McCheese?
 

Xevy

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I don't mean to be a doubting Thomas, but I do not think this is the McCheese we all admired. Something about McCheese's posts here are too human and jovial. On the old forum he was very matter-of-fact about things. Like "I only eat 3000 quality calories in pizza rolls." and "all pizza is the same." Not this "hey guys I'm glad to be back I missed you too!" lovey dovey bullshit.

IP CHECK FASTER, PLEASE!
 

McCheese

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So far no one has posted any retarded shit like how their school-girl-sized tum tum gets oh so stuffed eating half a Chipotle burrito or whatever, so I have no reason not to be jovial.
 
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Fifey

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Maybe McCheese just woke up from his diabetic coma and has a fresh look on life.

I had 3 been and potato burritos and a 7 layer burrito from Taco Bell today, my tum tum felt fine.
 

McCheese

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Anyone been to Jason's Deli? There are a few around my area but I just finally went to one for the first time recently. I was expecting something like Jimmy John's, but it was actually way, way nicer. I'd say it's actually closer to Panera Bread.

Anyway, THEY HAVE FREE ICE CREAM. Like, literally, they tell you when they bring the food, "Hey, you guys know about our free ice cream, right?" And sure enough, there is a soft serve machine and cones sitting out that anyone can enjoy. I haven't eaten so much soft serve in as long as I can remember.
 
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Itlan

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I think I'm going to try to eat 100 mcnuggets.

For shits and giggles obviously. Not because I enjoy them.
 

Chysamere

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I could have eaten 100 nuggets with the Fruit Curry dipping sauce they had recently. That bliss was all too short.
 

Chanur

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Anyone been to Jason's Deli? There are a few around my area but I just finally went to one for the first time recently. I was expecting something like Jimmy John's, but it was actually way, way nicer. I'd say it's actually closer to Panera Bread.

Anyway, THEY HAVE FREE ICE CREAM. Like, literally, they tell you when they bring the food, "Hey, you guys know about our free ice cream, right?" And sure enough, there is a soft serve machine and cones sitting out that anyone can enjoy. I haven't eaten so much soft serve in as long as I can remember.

Usually the office orders from there every time I am in Houston. It is probably my favorite "chain" sandwich place. Its great.
 

McCheese

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For sandwiches Potbelly is superior if only because of their hot peppers.
 
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trex

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People rave about Pot Belly but I've never been impressed.

Jason's Deli is amazing. I live for their baked potato and their club. No one in the world has a better club than them. Broccoli cheese soup is also delicious.
I didn't know it was a chain