The Fast Food Thread

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McCheese

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Egg McMuffins are absolute dogshit. Bacon egg and cheese biscuits or Sausage egg and cheese biscuits are the only worthwhile breakfast sandwiches from McD's. The lack of biscuit sandwiches on McD's all day breakfast menu means they can go fuck themselves.
 
Harshaw

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McCheese said:
Egg McMuffins are absolute dogshit. Bacon egg and cheese biscuits or Sausage egg and cheese biscuits are the only worthwhile breakfast sandwiches from McD's. The lack of biscuit sandwiches on McD's all day breakfast menu means they can go fuck themselves.
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They are supposed to be adding biscuit sandwiches all day. If they haven't already.
 
kudos

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I'll be destroyed for this but McDonalds has a better tasting southern chicken than Chick-Fil-A. They are just smaller which sucks ass.
 
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McCheese said:
Anyone been to Jason's Deli? There are a few around my area but I just finally went to one for the first time recently. I was expecting something like Jimmy John's, but it was actually way, way nicer. I'd say it's actually closer to Panera Bread.

Anyway, THEY HAVE FREE ICE CREAM. Like, literally, they tell you when they bring the food, "Hey, you guys know about our free ice cream, right?" And sure enough, there is a soft serve machine and cones sitting out that anyone can enjoy. I haven't eaten so much soft serve in as long as I can remember.
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Jason's meatball sub is really good. They have good broccoli cheddar soup too.
 
Alex

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McCheese said:
Egg McMuffins are absolute dogshit. Bacon egg and cheese biscuits or Sausage egg and cheese biscuits are the only worthwhile breakfast sandwiches from McD's. The lack of biscuit sandwiches on McD's all day breakfast menu means they can go fuck themselves.
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Sausage Egg Cheese is definitely the best McD's breakfast item.
 
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pharmakos

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McDonalds breakfast protip: have them add "breakfast sauce" to your biscuit sandwiches. It's the sauce they usually just put on their bagels, basically McHollandaise sauce. Particularly goes well with the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.
 
joz123

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Think I just got the dumbest cashier ever at a McDonald's. I ordered 2 McDoubles and a Sausage McMuffin. He first rang up 2 double quarter pounders and a sausage mcmuffin with egg. I tell him the whole order is wrong, changes it to 2 mcdoubles and an egg mcmuffin. I let him know I never even said the word egg, he changes the egg mcmuffin to sausage burrito. I tell him he is still wrong, he tells me to stop changing the order then. I shake my head and call him a moron and walked out, got Raising Cane's instead where they actually understand what people are ordering.
 
Juvarisx

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kudos said:
I'll be destroyed for this but McDonalds has a better tasting southern chicken than Chick-Fil-A. They are just smaller which sucks ass.
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Fight

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Welcome back from the food composter McCheese.

This thread needs more pics. Shout out to McDonald's classic lemonade. Most places, it is usually just artificial flavored sugar water. McDonald's tastes like the real thing.

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Falstaff

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joz123 said:
Think I just got the dumbest cashier ever at a McDonald's. I ordered 2 McDoubles and a Sausage McMuffin. He first rang up 2 double quarter pounders and a sausage mcmuffin with egg. I tell him the whole order is wrong, changes it to 2 mcdoubles and an egg mcmuffin. I let him know I never even said the word egg, he changes the egg mcmuffin to sausage burrito. I tell him he is still wrong, he tells me to stop changing the order then. I shake my head and call him a moron and walked out, got Raising Cane's instead where they actually understand what people are ordering.
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Wait a second, you can order a sausage mcmuffin with just sausage and cheese? So like a cheeseburger on an English muffin?
 
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Crone

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Falstaff said:
Wait a second, you can order a sausage mcmuffin with just sausage and cheese? So like a cheeseburger on an English muffin?
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Oh hell yes you can. I used to order them all the time and it's great. The egg is kinda gross sometimes, so getting just the english muffin, cheese, and sausage is great!
 
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Harshaw

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Crone said:
Oh hell yes you can. I used to order them all the time and it's great. The egg is kinda gross sometimes, so getting just the english muffin, cheese, and sausage is great!
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I have always known that as just a sausage mcmuffin. Hell they are on the dollar menu here.
 
joz123

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No dollar menu anymore out here, they renamed it value menu and now even that is completely gone.
 
Harshaw

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Fight said:
Welcome back from the food composter McCheese.

This thread needs more pics. Shout out to McDonald's classic lemonade. Most places, it is usually just artificial flavored sugar water. McDonald's tastes like the real thing.

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Wendy's also does real lemonade and Honest T's now here.
 
Ryanz

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McDonalds gets orders wrong like 1 out of 3 times because most of them don't even speak English.
 
Crone

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Harshaw said:
I have always known that as just a sausage mcmuffin. Hell they are on the dollar menu here.
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True, but it's often times fucked up and they try and give you a sausage egg mcmuffin, and so I have to specify!
 
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McCheese

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I really really really hate these newfangled TV screen menus that are popping up in newly built/newly remodeled fast food joints. The other day I was standing in McD's looking up at the menu board, and halfway through reading it the whole fucking thing changed to some stupid animation of a smoothie mixing and pouring or some shit. I CAN'T DECIDE ON MY ORDER IF YOU KEEP CHANGING THE MENU BOARD!
 
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