The Fast Food Thread

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Crone

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Soygen_sl said:
Wait...Chipotle has a secret menu?
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Quasarito
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Chipotle has a little more than just the Quasarito. Whenever I order people stare at me in line because it takes 2 tortilla's just to roll my fucking burrito.

Hint: You can add diced tomato & fresh onion onto your burrito as well as just grilled onions if you choose instead of the nasty fajita peppers. For some reason they don't put the fresh onion & tomato out on the food line for everyone to see. They do have the salsa which obvious has both but it's not the same and you can just add that shit on there too for an even bigger burrito.
 
Crone

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I've read that most of the "secret" menu items for Chipotle are a pain in the ass, because things like quasarito require they go back to the front of the line to make, and so during a busy time, when everyone is just flowing through the line, you are THAT guy.
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Joeboo

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My Chipotle most definitely does not have grilled onions, as I stated earlier in this thread I stood behind a guy in line who wanted griled onions(but not fajita veggies with the green peppers too) and the Chipotle worker had to stand there picking onions out of the fajita mixture one by one with the tongs for like 5 minutes until the dude was satisfied that he had enough onions. Fuck. That.
 
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joeboo_sl said:
My Chipotle most definitely does not have grilled onions, as I stated earlier in this thread I stood behind a guy in line who wanted griled onions(but not fajita veggies with the green peppers too) and the Chipotle worker had to stand there picking onions out of the fajita mixture one by one with the tongs for like 5 minutes until the dude was satisfied that he had enough onions. Fuck. That.
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Yeah they are supposed to do that for grilled onions. Deal.
 
Falstaff

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Chipotle will flat out refuse to make you a Quesarito if it's busy. I've seen it happen plenty of times lately.
 
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Shoestring fries are fucking awful. How the fuck is it possible to screw up french fries, one of the simplest yet most delicious foods on earth? Shoestring fries. I get angry when I see them on menus. Fortunately they are pretty rare.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Shoestring fries are fucking awful. How the fuck is it possible to screw up french fries, one of the simplest yet most delicious foods on earth? Shoestring fries. I get angry when I see them on menus. Fortunately they are pretty rare.
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I'm with you.

I eat shoestring fries with a fork. Is this acceptable?
 
Tarrant

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All shoestring fies are is crispy things that are greasy. They are gross. Give me a good steak fry any day. I'll destroy Red Robins frys.
 
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When I am eating shoestring fries all I can think about is how I'd rather be eating a can of French's Fried Onions.
 
Noodleface

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How can a fast food place fuck up fries.. almost like if they came out with some fag name like satisfries or something
 
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Red Robin fries are fucking terrible. In fact all steak fries are fucking bad to be honest. McDonald's style is the best obviously but I'd take steak and shake fries over red Robin any day.
 
McCheese

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The low quality of Red Robin fries are counter-balanced by the fact that they are endless. In most cases I'd rather have unlimited mediocre food than a small amount of quality food. This is also why I like Cici's.
 
Crone

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Noodleface_sl said:
I hate Red Robin. My family is in love with that place and I just don't see it.
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Their burgers are pretty good I think, and I'm savvy and ask for the fries out early, so I can eat them as an appetizer, and get a fresh batch with my burger.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
The low quality of Red Robin fries are counter-balanced by the fact that they are endless. In most cases I'd rather have unlimited mediocre food than a small amount of quality food. This is also why I like Cici's.
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I have friends with this mindset and I just don't understand it. The amount of joy I get out of an amazing pizza compared to say $5 poverty pizza at little caesars is just too big to bother with quantity over quality.
 
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