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Soygen

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Sounds like someone wishes they got the taqueritto with wham-bam-thank-you-maam sauce. You gotta' ask for it with sign language.
 
Noodleface

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I used to work at Burger King like 15 years ago and we had this thing called a Rodeo Burger. I guess it existed on the menu at one point, but then it dropped. We would still make it if people asked. Now it's back on I think. It was just weird. Like... why don't you just put it back on the menu if you can still order it through the terminal and it pops up in the back as "Rodeo Burger." The best part was we had a BBQ sauce bottle back there and literally the only fucking item on the menu that used it was the rodeo burger.
 
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Dunno if Elevation burger has been mentioned but they are pretty good too. I put them on par with 5 Guys.
 
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Noodleface_sl said:
I used to work at Burger King like 15 years ago and we had this thing called a Rodeo Burger. I guess it existed on the menu at one point, but then it dropped. We would still make it if people asked. Now it's back on I think. It was just weird. Like... why don't you just put it back on the menu if you can still order it through the terminal and it pops up in the back as "Rodeo Burger." The best part was we had a BBQ sauce bottle back there and literally the only fucking item on the menu that used it was the rodeo burger.
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Was that the burger with BBQ sauce and onion rings on it? That thing was awesome.
 
Noodleface

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It had BBQ sauce, it might've had an onion ring but it was so long ago I can't really remember. It probably did.
 
Hekotat

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joz123_sl said:
Just ate at Johnny Rockets and holy shit their fries are fucking terrible. Zero taste so I had to drown them in tobasco to get any flavor.
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My go to fry dip is Heinz 57, I don't know what it is about that shit but it makes fries taste so fucking good. I highly recommend it.
 
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Real men eat their fries with malt vinegar. Leave the ketchup to the kids and the mayo to the Eurofags.
 
Xevy

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I've been seeing Taco Bell commercials for their loaded grillers and they're pitching their 2-5pm $1 drinks. The commercial makes it seem like they're only $1 between those hours now? Say it ain't so! Taco Bell done Crunchwrapped us again!
 
Kirun

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Crone_sl said:
Burger King probably did it, and I think Carls Jr has done something like that as well at some point.
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Double-Western Bacon Cheeseburger and it's fucking fantastic. The "6$ burger" version is a farce, however. Stick with the original.
 
Chysamere

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Meat Pizza

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Bourbon Chicken Pizza

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Peri Peri pizza

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Steak and Seafood Pizza

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Pepperoni Pizza

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Pork belly, Scallops and Chorizo

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Hard to go wrong with Pizza Capers
 
Soygen

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Some of them do. If the scallops are actually cooked on the pizza, I don't see how they wouldn't be overcooked. Bleh.
 
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I know you're joking but seriously, they look like little caesars cheese pizzas with extra shit piled on top
 
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