The Fast Food Thread

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OU Ariakas

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Incorrect, Braum's has the best fries or maybe Chicken Express.
Braum's crinkle cut fries are great, I grew up eating them. About ten years ago they tried the old "new and improved" fry promotion and replaced the old fries with McD and BK-esque fries. Those fries lasted about 2 months before they were quietly replaced with the crinkle cut fries. I hope they learned their fucking lesson.
 

Hekotat

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Driving around yesterday I discovered that the Arby's across the the highway had been replaced with a Popeye's... My diet is now fucked.
 

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Their biscuits are surprisingly decent for a fast food place as well.
 

Hekotat

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I always get the large Red Beans n Rice with a 4 pack of biscuits with anything I order. Also, if you're not requesting Cajun Sparkle and adding it to your items you are missing out.
 

Crone

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Figured this thread was appropriate. Throwing a get together for my sons first birthday party and wanted to order sub sandwich for everyone. Who makes the best subs?

Subway? Grocery store? Cousins?
 

Abefroman

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Figured this thread was appropriate. Throwing a get together for my sons first birthday party and wanted to order sub sandwich for everyone. Who makes the best subs?

Subway? Grocery store? Cousins?
I can say with utmost certainty that the answer will be anything but subway. Check for local deli's in your area. They almost always do catering.
 

Crone

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I can say with utmost certainty that the answer will be anything but subway. Check for local deli's in your area. They almost always do catering.
Good point. To Yelp I go to find local deli's.
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Itlan

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Figured this thread was appropriate. Throwing a get together for my sons first birthday party and wanted to order sub sandwich for everyone. Who makes the best subs?

Subway? Grocery store? Cousins?
Definitely a grocery store, especially since they put it on those fat ass breads.

Delis always a good choice as well, especially if you know the place (one of the best delis in Jersey is right up the block from me).
 

Slaythe

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What they look like is some asshole wasn't happy with how much he spent on his culinary institute training and decided to make pretentious pizzas.

Random shit just piled in the middle for looks? Fuck you!
This is a big thing up here in Minneapolis. We probably have 15 different 'gourmet' pizza joints. As a whole, I think the fad is over done, but I really fucking love this place:

Pizzeria Lola - Wood Fired Artisan Pizza - Southwest Minneapolis/Edina, Minnesota

Even if reading "Wood Fired Artisan Pizza" makes me want to shoot someone.
 

Falstaff

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Hoagie rings from your local grocery store/deli.

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WAY too much bread. I can appreciate something like this for a party but if I was an asshole and wanted to complain about the food at a kid's birthday party, it would be the bread to everything ratio on that sub.
 

Eomer

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I dunno, looks like a lot of meat in there too. But isn't the whole point of a hoagie that there's a shitload of bread?
 

Soygen

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Yeah, the amount of meat looks pretty good. I love me some bread and carbs, so I don't usually bitch about too much bread.
 

McCheese

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I went to Subway yesterday for lunch and ordered my typical turkey footlong with no cheese. The wonderful Indian girl there loves me because I'm awesome and nice and she started layering on some extra turkey for me. I saw the dick manager lurking behind her. At the end of the assembly line she handed me off to the cashier dude and said it was just regular (i.e., not double meat). Before he could ring it up as a regular footlong the manager swooped down and said in his thick Arabic accent "DOUBLE MEAT! IT DOUBLE MEAT!!"

Fuck you, dude. I'm a loyal customer (one of the few that Subway has) and you can't give me an occasional bonus? Fuck. You. No more Subway. Today I'm going to the Panda Express next door because the Burmese chick there gives me her employee discount because I taught her how to say a bunch of awesome idioms in English.