I went to Subway yesterday for lunch and ordered my typical turkey footlong with no cheese. The wonderful Indian girl there loves me because I'm awesome and nice and she started layering on some extra turkey for me. I saw the dick manager lurking behind her. At the end of the assembly line she handed me off to the cashier dude and said it was just regular (i.e., not double meat). Before he could ring it up as a regular footlong the manager swooped down and said in his thick Arabic accent "DOUBLE MEAT! IT DOUBLE MEAT!!"
Fuck you, dude. I'm a loyal customer (one of the few that Subway has) and you can't give me an occasional bonus? Fuck. You. No more Subway. Today I'm going to the Panda Express next door because the Burmese chick there gives me her employee discount because I taught her how to say a bunch of awesome idioms in English.