The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

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This is the eat like a fat heathen thread, but I make every effort to not look like a fat heathen.
 
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McCheese

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Fat heathen is more a character trait than a physical description. Even the sexiest woman or the beefiest guy can be a fat heathen if she/he eat properly.
 
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Alex

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Itlan said:
Connecticut?

Lol bruh.
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I was on business in Connecticut once and went to Coalhouse. I thought it was pretty damn good. I may have been fooled by the beer selection though into thinking it's better than it was.
 
Noodleface

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My son (18 months) is in love with papa Gino's so I've had to eat that a bit. Pizza is terrible but their cheese sticks are the best I've ever had.
 
Soygen

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McCheese said:
Fat heathen is more a character trait than a physical description. Even the sexiest woman or the beefiest guy can be a fat heathen if she/he eat properly.
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McCheese

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Noodleface said:
My son (18 months) is in love with papa Gino's so I've had to eat that a bit. Pizza is terrible but their cheese sticks are the best I've ever had.
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Don't make excuses for eating junk food. Just embrace it. There's nothing wrong with it.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Someone send me a pizza!!!

I had Chobani yogurt at 8 am, some cooked Quinoa and a tablespoon of peanut butter around 3...It is almost 6. I am about to pass the fuck out from hunger.
Working late. :(
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Mrs. Gravy said:
Someone send me a pizza!!!

I had Chobani yogurt at 8 am, some cooked Quinoa and a tablespoon of peanut butter around 3...It is almost 6. I am about to pass the fuck out from hunger.
Working late. :(
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Your entire day of eating is like my post-breakfast snack at my desk.
 
Xevy

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I need to know which sauce is the hottest and best and which pizza is the best to put it on. Can we use our groupthink for at least 7 pages to hammer out an answer?

Also, why are some Wendy's not as good as other Wendy's?!?!?!??!
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Xevy said:
I need to know which sauce is the hottest and best and which pizza is the best to put it on. Can we use our groupthink for at least 7 pages to hammer out an answer?

Also, why are some Wendy's not as good as other Wendy's?!?!?!??!
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Pizza and hot sauce from Wendy's. Any Wendy's will do, they are all the same
 
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Chanur

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My brothers I bring with me sad tidings in our already tough time of crisis.

Inventor of the Big Mac dies, aged 98

The man who invented the McDonald's Big Mac burger has died, aged 98.

In 1967, Michael "Jim" Delligatti came up with the formula of having two lots of everything - beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and special sauce - in one burger.

He was one of the company's first franchisees, running stores in the US in the 1950s.

McDonald's has described him as a "legendary" person, who "made a lasting impression on our brand".
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Mario Speedwagon

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Big Macs are fucking garbage. Basically paying a premium for them to stick an extra piece of shitty bread into a McDouble and then drop some lettuce and sauce on it. If they made one with quarter pounder patties instead of their shit dollar patties it might be ok.
 
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