The Fast Food Thread

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Soygen

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Make sure you make it as hipster as possible. Nothing like making a pizza that costs $2 and selling it to skinny jean flanel wearing dad credit card wielding hipster for $30.
$30? Bruh, this isn't some shithole.
 

McCheese

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Make sure you make it as hipster as possible. Nothing like making a pizza that costs $2 and selling it to skinny jean flanel wearing dad credit card wielding hipster for $30.
You just described every mom and pop pizza place in existence. They order the same sysco shit, dress it up, and sell it for 500% mark up.
 
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Noodleface

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You just described every mom and pop pizza place in existence. They order the same sysco shit, dress it up, and sell it for 500% mark up.
Not really

I order from a normal mom and pops place but I ate in that pizza place Obama went to in Cambridge MA. Absolutely disgusting and burnt pizza and the bill was insane. You could tell it was a hipster place based on the interior looking like a top chef kitchen
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Atree with Noodle. Best mom and pop pizza places tend to be the one that you can also place a bet with a booky (pop) at
 

Royal

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Someone send me a pizza!!!

I had Chobani yogurt at 8 am, some cooked Quinoa and a tablespoon of peanut butter around 3...It is almost 6. I am about to pass the fuck out from hunger.
Working late. :(

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Jysin

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Big Macs are fucking garbage. Basically paying a premium for them to stick an extra piece of shitty bread into a McDouble and then drop some lettuce and sauce on it. If they made one with quarter pounder patties instead of their shit dollar patties it might be ok.

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Itlan

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I pay like $12 for a large pie. If I was charged $30 for a pie I'd literally just walk out.
 

Mrs. Gravy

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At the Sugar Fire - the pulled pork was good; but I have to say I was impressed with the sauce options - favorite was the Texas hot. I am a picky bitch about sauce. I may actually want to drink that. Will go back to try remaining meats.
 
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Chanur

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I don't know if its a particular style but I like the slightly vinegary BBQ sauces.
 
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Crone

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You just described every mom and pop pizza place in existence. They order the same sysco shit, dress it up, and sell it for 500% mark up.
Or they end up that way. Found a sandwich/wing place that delivered a while back and was bomb. Their boneless and bone-in wings were huge! Was really good stuff. Then one day we order and it all went to shit and was tiny and nasty. Obviously changed distribs to go cheap. Never ordered from them again and soon saw they were no longer there. Serves them right.
 

Araxen

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Pizza discussion with McCheese. History is always doomed to repeat itself. You can't win against him.

PS: Your local Pizza place should have miles better Pizza than the chain stores(Domino's, Pizza Hut, etc..) if you don't you really should consider moving because you are missing out. I'm lucky to have at least 4 great local places and I live in farm country Illinois.
 
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McCheese

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Hey now, I didn't start the discussion about pizza. If you go back for the last couple years in this thread, you'll see that I very rarely join in pizza discussions. After that first debacle when I realized you all have blinders on when it comes to mom and pop pizza places, I gave up and decided to let you believe they all taste differently.
 

Noodleface

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Hey now, I didn't start the discussion about pizza. If you go back for the last couple years in this thread, you'll see that I very rarely join in pizza discussions. After that first debacle when I realized you all have blinders on when it comes to mom and pop pizza places, I gave up and decided to let you believe they all taste differently.
Who's the super taster now bitch
 

McCheese

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Lol you still are? I think if I were a super taster I'd be hyper-sensitive to the taste of different pizzas, so I'd think all mom and pop pizzas tasted differently. If anything, I'm the opposite of a super taster. Whatever that is. An under-taster?
 

Noodleface

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I just can't fathom putting a cardboard domino's ketchup pizza next to a local chains pizza and saying they're the same. One places uses mostly fresh ingredients and the other probably freezes everything a month in advance.
 

McCheese

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I just can't fathom putting a cardboard domino's ketchup pizza next to a local chains pizza and saying they're the same. One places uses mostly fresh ingredients and the other probably freezes everything a month in advance.

Read my post again. I never said Domino's tastes like mom and pop pizza. I said that mom and pop places taste the same. There's a big difference between Pizza Hut and Dominos, and there is a big difference between those and mom and pop places. However, if you get three pizzas from three random mom and pop places, they'll taste pretty much identical (assuming same style, as obviously a deep dish is going to be different from a New York style).