The Fast Food Thread

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Conefed

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Revisiting the Hardee's Beercheese Burger:
It's just too messy to properly enjoy. It slips around and instead of taking advantage of the textures and eating at your own pace, you're eating to balance and counter balance each previous bite. Some with all bread, some with all burger. There was bacon in there? shit if I know.
5.5/10
 

Lanx

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Someone send me a pizza!!!

I had Chobani yogurt at 8 am, some cooked Quinoa and a tablespoon of peanut butter around 3...It is almost 6. I am about to pass the fuck out from hunger.
Working late. :(
When i used to live in VA and visit family back in NY, i'd travel back to VA w/ 3 pies, even though it's a 6 hour drive.

The key is to get a pizza stone (or a baking stone), get the rectangular one, it's stupid to get the round one and put it on a rectangular rack, you could just live it in your oven, it doesn't have to go anywhere, of course you can also buy UNGLAZED ceramic tiles for 1/4 the price from tile places.

Even now in Jersey, i still put my already bought pizza into my oven with stone, why? sometimes it's just not cooked enough, i'll give it a quick inspection and if it looks a bit soggy, or the crust just isn't well formed, i'll pop it in the oven for a few mins and yea, my oven is already heated, b/c everytime i order pizza, i turn on my oven, just in case.

Pizza is serious bizness yo
 
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Noodleface

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Has cheese - check

Has sauce - check

Has pretentious cock gobbling faggots shilling it all day every day - ULTRA CHECK
 
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Soygen

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I don't think Chicago pizza is pretentiously shilled. I feel more like this guy shills it:

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Soygen

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In Trump's America, that's the only cheese you'll be able to buy!
 

Abefroman

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Fucking Pizza elitists. Make sure you faggots raise your pinky finger in the air next time you grab that slice of pizza that you left in the kitchen over night at room temperature and eat it cold as you pretend your a fucking Top Chef judge.
 
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Soygen

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^Kill yourself!

I'm going to open a high-end pizza place called Elitza.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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^Kill yourself!

I'm going to open a high-end pizza place called Elitza.
Make sure you make it as hipster as possible. Nothing like making a pizza that costs $2 and selling it to skinny jean flanel wearing dad credit card wielding hipster for $30.
 
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Lanx

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Fucking Pizza elitists. Make sure you faggots raise your pinky finger in the air next time you grab that slice of pizza that you left in the kitchen over night at room temperature and eat it cold as you pretend your a fucking Top Chef judge.
Very easy to do on the east coast, can't even do that in bum fuck Italy, literally had pizza 18x out of the 21 days i was there, only 1 good restaurant
Da Baffetto - Centro Storico - Rome, Roma, Italy
Make sure you make it as hipster as possible. Nothing like making a pizza that costs $2 and selling it to skinny jean flanel wearing dad credit card wielding hipster for $30.
I would say $3 and that's for really good mozzarella, sauce and dough is pennies, rest is just labor and storage.