The Fast Food Thread

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Lost Virtue

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Had Qdoba for lunch the other day, got food poisoning...

Qdoba now officially 0/10. Sucks how one bad incident can change one of your go-to quick food places to likely never being able to set food in there again since the smell alone will likely make you get sick.

Guess Chipotle it is for now on. Or atleast until I get sick from E. Coli, but Qdoba is having Typhoid issues now, so seems neither is safe.
 
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Conefed

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I'm disappointed with the grand mac. I thought it needed more meat and it has it, but they also made the bun bigger so the meat/bread ratio seemed about the same. I think a regular big Mac with 1/4 lb patties would have been better.

The red beans and rice at Popeyes are the shit.
I disagree here. I like the thinner patties at McDonald's. For me, the quarter pounders and all their variants are dry and worse. The thin ones also feel uniquely McD.
I also think the bigger bun is also a part of the goodness.
 

Ritley

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I disagree here. I like the thinner patties at McDonald's. For me, the quarter pounders and all their variants are dry and worse. The thin ones also feel uniquely McD.
I also think the bigger bun is also a part of the goodness.
Lord McChese is displeased with your utter nonsense
 

Noodleface

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Had Qdoba for lunch the other day, got food poisoning...

Qdoba now officially 0/10. Sucks how one bad incident can change one of your go-to quick food places to likely never being able to set food in there again since the smell alone will likely make you get sick.

Guess Chipotle it is for now on. Or atleast until I get sick from E. Coli, but Qdoba is having Typhoid issues now, so seems neither is safe.
Yeah my recent food poisoning bout was from my favorite restaurant. Can't even think of the place without feeling nauseous.
 

Jysin

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I disagree here. I like the thinner patties at McDonald's. For me, the quarter pounders and all their variants are dry and worse. The thin ones also feel uniquely McD.
I also think the bigger bun is also a part of the goodness.

Lord McChese is displeased with your utter nonsense

I tend to agree with Conefed Conefed . Those bigger patties are always dry as f.
 
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McCheese

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Preferring less meat in a hamburger is the eighth deadly sin. What's wrong with you people.
 
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Soygen

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Seriously. Have we already forgotten "Where's the beef?!"
 
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Ritley

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And Lo, Lord McChese descended from his pizza roll throne and said unto us "What's wrong with you people?".

And those with wrong unto their tastes felt remorse.
 
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Noodleface

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The only time I wish burgers were thinner is when noobs make them for a cookout and don't do it correctly so they're burger balls
 
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Conefed

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Preferring less meat in a hamburger is the eighth deadly sin. What's wrong with you people.
Do not read in!
I eat small burgers like they're sliders. To which you all should nod and appreciate, if not agree.
McD is LQ. The thicker, the more obvious. But if the ratio is right, quantity holds.
Grand Mac benefits in this way - but is large enough that quantity is not needed.
 

Kiroy

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Double double animal style best burger in world.

Perfect ratio of everything.
 
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Fight

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Cornfed,

You can eat a McDonald's hamburger like a slider? In one bite? I want to see this.
 

Regime

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Once you get used to the heat you will want it on everything. The smell is hotter than the taste for me.
Once you get used to the heat you will want it on everything. The smell is hotter than the taste for me.


I've done the ghost pepper contest at Cabo Wabo or whatever Mexican Resturant in Planet Hollywood but never thought to buy them off Amazon. The heat is so intense it's like an amazing high. I'm sprinkling it on everything now. My go to El Yucateco EXXXTRA hot and Dave's insanity has been shelved.

Im going to sprinkle some on a Supreme Pizza roll tonight.
 
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Noodleface

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I've done the ghost pepper contest at Cabo Wabo or whatever Mexican Resturant in Planet Hollywood but never thought to buy them off Amazon. The heat is so intense it's like an amazing high. I'm sprinkling it on everything now. My go to El Yucateco EXXXTRA hot and Dave's insanity has been shelved.

Im going to sprinkle some on a Supreme Pizza roll tonight.
Awesome. I feel like we changed your life
 

Kiroy

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Prepare your anus, literally.

This is why I had to cut back on spicy food, even though I love it. I fucking love it but in my mid/late 20's some shit happened to my gut bacteria or something and now it's three times as spicy going out than coming in. Sometimes I say fuck it and rock some crazy hot sauce or something, but I pay for it big time. Fucking hurts.
 
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