The Fast Food Thread

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Are you guys seriously complaining about a chain with over a 1000 restaurants isn't as good are your one of a kind mom and pop burger shop? And therefore the chain isn't any good?

Don't trigger me bro. I will bring the fury of a million suns down upon you.
 

a_skeleton_03

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Don't trigger me bro. I will bring the fury of a million suns down upon you.
It isn't that just people have different tastes. I like most chain restaurant fast food, I just don't love Five Guys is all.

I still eat it from time to time I just don't love it.
 

McCheese

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For dinner had 3 bags of Lay's flavors that I've never had before:

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Really good. My favorite of the 3. Kind of a sweet taste to them, and of course kettle cooked = awesome.

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Also pretty good. Kind of had the taste of Velveeta I think.

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These tasted the most like their name (i.e., they tasted like queso dip). Pretty good, but the flavor was really strong so I had trouble finishing the bag and had to take a break with the other two flavors. I think it could do with less cheese flavor.
 
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Hekotat

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The salsa one is really good, it reminded me of the old salsa combos they used to have that they stopped making. The queso ones were not so great.
 

Ossoi

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Are you guys seriously complaining about a chain with over a 1000 restaurants isn't as good are your one of a kind mom and pop burger shop? And therefore the chain isn't any good?

Don't trigger me bro. I will bring the fury of a million suns down upon you.

Maybe it's because there are only a few 5 Guys in the UK but it is hyped as hell and not worth the hype, or the money
 

BrutulTM

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5 guys is very tasty, but also overpriced. I tried out the new one in Billings over the weekend and found it to be quite satisfactory.

Cookie dough is the worst flavor that anything can be flavored.

I gotta be honest I never got the obsession with cookie dough myself

When Noodle immediately agrees with anything you say about food, you have to take a hard look at yourself.
 

Noodleface

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Let's face the facts

Mccheese is fit as shit on his Facebook pic

Claims he eats 3 bags of chips for dinner

Does it add up?
 
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Tenks

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I know this is when I was younger so a different metabolism and all that but I'd eat bags of chips for meals all the time. I'd also eat just bags of sour patch kids for meals. I weighed like 120 during the chip binge phase and maybe 140 during the sour patch phase.
 

joz123

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Tried the breakfast burger from Carls Jr. Will not get again. Had no flavor at all and the "cook" didn't even know how to make it rofl
 

McCheese

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Let's face the facts

Mccheese is fit as shit on his Facebook pic

Claims he eats 3 bags of chips for dinner

Does it add up?

Lol at "fit as shit". I'm fat. If you think I'm "fit as shit" then you must be absolutely rotund.

Anyway, there's this little thing called exercise that helps balance out chips and junk.

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Xevy

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Crazy fact: some people don't absorb calories like other people and literally just shit most stuff out. Not magic, they just have poor GI systems and most of what goes in comes out. Exercise and that does help, but if sub 200lb people are putting down 3000 calories a day and not gaining weight they're either running 8 miles, working out for 2+ hours with weights, or they're just shitting like a horse.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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You say poor GI systems, I say superior metabolism. Get rekt fatties.
 
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Tenks

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I'll take shitting out a taco whole rather than dying of heart disease and unable to climb stairs
 
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BrutulTM

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Yeah, 200 years ago or 2000 years ago having an efficient body was a big advantage. In the current age of unlimited calories, it's a problem.
 

McCheese

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Having a big body
Crazy fact: some people don't absorb calories like other people and literally just shit most stuff out. Not magic, they just have poor GI systems and most of what goes in comes out. Exercise and that does help, but if sub 200lb people are putting down 3000 calories a day and not gaining weight they're either running 8 miles, working out for 2+ hours with weights, or they're just shitting like a horse.

Citation needed on the "literally just shit most stuff out" part. I mean, Im sure it happens but it has to be exceptionally rare.

*Edit* Unless you're talking about Taco Bell.
 
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