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Soygen

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Leftover spaghetti and meat sauce. Not very exciting normally, but after 6 weeks of 20 grams of carbs a day, it's like heaven.
 
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McCheese

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I love leftover cold Italian food. I enjoy going to OG or Maggiano's and getting one of those "buy one get one to take home" deals. I just eat the take home one cold...cold lasagna, cold ziti, cold spaghetti and meatballs. You can easily deconstruct the dishes
 
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a_skeleton_02

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I love leftover cold Italian food. I enjoy going to OG or Maggiano's and getting one of those "buy one get one to take home" deals. I just eat the take home one cold...cold lasagna, cold ziti, cold spaghetti and meatballs. You can easily deconstruct the dishes

Cold Italian food is the best. My mother was a chef and is very italian so she is constantly dropping off leftovers that I'll just eat out of the container sometimes it's so good.
 
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Soygen

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Word. I'm always down for cold pasta, pizza, calzone, etc.
 
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Alex

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Not sure about cold lasagna, but definitely down with the others. In college there was this pizza place where the pizza was actually better cold. We used to order one or two on Friday night, put it in the fridge immediately, and scarf it down cold for breakfast.
 

McCheese

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Lasagna is awesome cold because you can easily pull it apart and eat it layer by layer. I love removing the top sauce/cheese mix, then pulling off the first noodle slowly and wrapping it around my fork. Then sliding the fork across the next layer to scoop up all the delicious meat and cheese mix, then repeating the delicious noodle fork loop, etc. Soooo good. Give it a try sometime. You'll never want hot lasagna again.
 

Soygen

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I love removing the top sauce/cheese mix, then pulling off the first noodle slowly and wrapping it around my fork. Then sliding the fork across the next layer to scoop up all the delicious meat and cheese mix, then repeating the delicious noodle fork loop, etc. Soooo good. .

I read this with this music in my head:

 
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pharmakos

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Lasagna is awesome cold because you can easily pull it apart and eat it layer by layer. I love removing the top sauce/cheese mix, then pulling off the first noodle slowly and wrapping it around my fork. Then sliding the fork across the next layer to scoop up all the delicious meat and cheese mix, then repeating the delicious noodle fork loop, etc. Soooo good. Give it a try sometime. You'll never want hot lasagna again.

"dude, did you just spank your lasagna with your fork?"
 

Xevy

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McDonald's rolling out some new 'artisan' Chicken sandwiches. Some look like the standard "fancy cheese and non-icberg lettuce" and a couple of them look like delicious slop (onion straws, bacon, bbq sauce, cheese) piled on top. I didn't order any because I'm a coward. I haven't seen any commercials yet, but I'm sure we will.

Edit: A HA!

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Oldbased

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When in Daytona years back we went to Popeyes for the first time. While in the drive thru a homeless man walked up at the ordering speaker and put his fingers in his mouth. By the time we pulled around employees were rushing out the back door chasing him away. Thought wow poor guy. Anyways we take the food back to the hotel room and on the balcony started to eat, or at least attempt to. The chicken was a fried breading served on bone. Seems the chicken was missing or very minor. Well damn. At least we have biscuits! Grab one. What the hell is this hardened puck? Screw it, toss it to the seagulls flying close by. Nearly killed it.

The end of my great one time Popeyes story.

Krystals though I love. I especially love them when I haven't been able to crap for a day. The only issue is the gut pains before liftoff.
 

Crone

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I don't see their siracha sauce on there that they had before but instead brought back the BBQ one that no one likes? Fuck you Ronald.
 

Chukzombi

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the BK Steakhouse King is the best BK burger i ever had. its not cheap though. small combo was 10 bucks.
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Ritley

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McDonald's rolling out some new 'artisan' Chicken sandwiches. Some look like the standard "fancy cheese and non-icberg lettuce" and a couple of them look like delicious slop (onion straws, bacon, bbq sauce, cheese) piled on top. I didn't order any because I'm a coward. I haven't seen any commercials yet, but I'm sure we will.

Edit: A HA!

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Fuck the trend of using faggy greens on burgers. The texture and taste is shit.
 

Ritley

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When in Daytona years back we went to Popeyes for the first time. While in the drive thru a homeless man walked up at the ordering speaker and put his fingers in his mouth. By the time we pulled around employees were rushing out the back door chasing him away. Thought wow poor guy. Anyways we take the food back to the hotel room and on the balcony started to eat, or at least attempt to. The chicken was a fried breading served on bone. Seems the chicken was missing or very minor. Well damn. At least we have biscuits! Grab one. What the hell is this hardened puck? Screw it, toss it to the seagulls flying close by. Nearly killed it.

The end of my great one time Popeyes story.

Krystals though I love. I especially love them when I haven't been able to crap for a day. The only issue is the gut pains before liftoff.
I used to live close to a Popeyes that wasn't at all ghetto, and it was pretty good. Spicy chicken po boy with their seasoned fries and a biscuit was what I got most of the time unless there was a special that interested m.