The Fast Food Thread

chaos

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Joeboo, never has anyone been so wrong in their lives. Chik fil a wipes the floor with that shitheap that Wendy's sells. I SAID IT FUCK WENDYS

Chick Fil A pisses me off. I don't care at all what their political or religious position is. I seriously don't want the restaurant at which I eat to have a political religious position at all. Make good food. Shut the fuck up about everything else.

Oh, you can't possibly shut the fuck up about religious issues, and you're a fast food restaurant? Then get used to being shit on by people who have strong religious and political positions.

Seriously stupid for a restaurant to make a stand on an issue that is not food related.
Yeah the whole gay marriage thing with Dan Cathy was kind of lame, but they walked it back and said they wouldn't do it anymore. Good enough for me. I have never had a bad experience there or had anyone actually say anything political to me. That is crazy.

I go there because really it is the only marginally healthy fast food I can get for me or for my kids, and it is actual chicken unlike the horrifying (yet delicious) stuff they sell at the other major fast food places.
 

Soygen

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False, chaos. While I like the Chik-fil-a sandwiches, the Wendy's chicken sandwich is top notch for fast food.
 

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My disgust for Wendy's and their limp dick soggy fries is well known, but even I admit that their spicy chicken sandwich is heaven on earth (in your mouth). Chaos is horribly, horribly wrong on this one.
 

chaos

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I think, like anything else at Wendys, it is probably HIGHLY dependent on the individual location. The one by my house is terrible. The chicken sandwiches are soggy and gross, the burgers and just gelatinous formations of grease, bone, and fear. The soda machines are perpetually out of syrup, but the motherfuckers give it to you anyway. THEY GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

But I have been to a quality Wendy's and even then their chicken sandwich falls short of the simple perfection of the Chik-fil-a sandwich. It's good, but not as good.
 

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Chick-Fil-A is consistently the most pleasurable fast food experience I can possibly have. They may hate gays, blacks, jews, or Obama, but they are the damned nicest and most accommodating group of 15 year old WASPs in food service.
 

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lurkingdirk this is the place for you when you come to Chicago:LEGHORN CHICKEN

The sandwiches are really good but you definitely get served a side of their beliefs with your sandwich.

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"We abhor corporate bullshit"...until we're bigger and more successful.
 

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Wendy's spicy chicken is ok if you tell them you dont mind waiting for it fresh. Just got to make sure once you get it that its not overcooked.

Tomatoes do not belong on it, nor on any sandwich or burger.
 

Gravel

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I lived in the bible belt for a decade and went to several different Chick Fil A's all the damn time and never once saw or heard anything that wasn't related to food. I don't know where the hell you went that they got all political on you.

chaos' post about Wendy's was dead on for me. I've been to so many of them where the soda machines were out of syrup. I don't know what it is about Wendy's, but it's the only fast food place where that seems to happen.
 

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Yeah, there's only one ChikFilA near me and I've never been preached to there. They're very polite.
 

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I was only preached to at Wendy's once when my brother drove me there while I was hammered and asked for a cold beer. The lady was super pissed over it for some reason and lectured me that they don't serve beer.
 

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I was only preached to at Wendy's once when my brother drove me there while I was hammered and asked for a cold beer. The lady was super pissed over it for some reason and lectured me that they don't serve beer.
Doesn't McDonalds in Japan or Germany serve alcohol? WTF Murika, lemme get that McBeer.

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Drunk arguments with the drive through people at Krystals back in college were hilarious. They would straight rob you if you weren't careful what you ordered. $7.99 for a sack full of Krystals? No problem. Add cheese and bacon, that'll be $25.00 please. WHAT THE FUCK! Just give me some chili cheese pups.
 

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Every fast food place should serve beer. One of the things I enjoyed most while living overseas was going to mall food courts and having every single shitty fast food counter have 3 or 4 beer taps.
 

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Drunk arguments with the drive through people at Krystals back in college were hilarious. They would straight rob you if you weren't careful what you ordered. $7.99 for a sack full of Krystals? No problem. Add cheese and bacon, that'll be $25.00 please. WHAT THE FUCK! Just give me some chili cheese pups.
I worked at a concert venue selling Boardwalk Fries when I was in high school, and we loved when drunks would come buy fries. We didn't even have to try to scam them, they'd just throw down 20 dollars bills and wander off, forgetting their change.
 

OU Ariakas

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Chick-Fil-A is consistently the most pleasurable fast food experience I can possibly have. They may hate gays, blacks, jews, or Obama, but they are the damned nicest and most accommodating group of 15 year old WASPs in food service.
The only memorable time I've had at a drive-thru window was at a Chick-Fil-A. They were out of waffle fries and the next batch had about 2 minutes left until they were ready. After apologizing and explaning the problem the cute girl at the window told me lame jokes until they handed her my order. I told her that it was the best drive through wait I've ever endured. She answered "my pleasure." That fucking place.
 

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I can consistently get free fries from mcdonalds when I'm drunk at 2 am. The women love when you flirt with them and make it funny. I imagine they are so bored otherwise.