The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Famm

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That's another thing. I'd personally much rather cum in her wearing a condom than pull out to finish. I didn't get that far to finish myself off with my hand, damnit!!!
 

Big Phoenix

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That's another thing. I'd personally much rather cum in her wearing a condom than pull out to finish. I didn't get that far to finish myself off with my hand, damnit!!!
Just get your girl into swallowing while deep throating.
 

Dabamf_sl

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I'm confused...it takes self control to pull out? It's easy. It's really god damn easy. I've never failed, almost failed, or even came close to thinking about almost failing at pulling out. I did it all the time in Korea. And yea, once you come, you better be taking a piss or 3 to flush out the tubes before you bang again.

P.S. Pulling out > finishing inside w/ condom
 

opiate82

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Buddy I play softball with thought the pull-out method was valid contraception. He now has twins with a bat-shit insane baby momma.

No method is 100%, if you don't want kids don't fuck. Seems pretty simple.
 

Big Phoenix

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Buddy I play softball with thought the pull-out method was valid contraception. He now has twins with a bat-shit insane baby momma.

No method is 100%, if you don't want kids don't fuck. Seems pretty simple.
He also probably didnt pull out.
 

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I look forward to all of the new fathers in the next few years.

Also, for Dumar. I'd still like to see some proof or something that shows me how we're all sick in regards to our current views on love. While admittedly I have not read every book/article you've linked, perhaps you could summarize one for me that says something besides just that we're all wrong, and gives some hard numbers. And then gives some ideas of how we would actually achieve that ideal sometime in the next millennium or two. All I've seen so far is "We're all wrong" but no reason why besides a few people saying so.
 

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Buddy I play softball with thought the pull-out method was valid contraception. He now has twins with a bat-shit insane baby momma.

No method is 100%, if you don't want kids don't fuck. Seems pretty simple.
Has he had a paternity test?

It's pretty amazing the number kids being raised by fathers that aren't really their own.

Just because they look like his doesn't mean they're his either... Maybe the girl just has a certain "type" of guy that she likes to fuck too. If she lets you fuck her without a condom while she's not on birth control, she'll let other guys do it also (especially since you describe her as batshit crazy). Sorry, but getting an IUD or taking the pill is a million times easier/better than having to wear condoms when you're not worried about STDs

a 1999 study by the American Association of Blood Banks discovered that in 30 percent of 280,000 blood tests performed to determine paternity, the man tested was not actually the biological father of his children.
I'm not saying that my explanation is more likely than Big Phoenix's explanation... just saying .... 30% that's more than 0%
 

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Famm_sl said:
"I don't know, what do you feel like eating" is death to say to a woman. Any of you who have been in long term relationships and said this can probably remember multiple times when such simple shit turned into a giant fight and you chalked it up to female unreasonableness. She might still complain in that situation or be grumpy when you choose something and stick with it, but you're better off just being decisive and wrong than indecisive. You can always spin it and blow it off as a wash. And if she's still a turbo bitch she's worthless, long term relationship or not.
I'd have to say that's one of my favorite things about my special lady friend. When that conversation happens, she actually makes decisions! What a novel concept! Sometimes I might have to throw up some options for her to choose from, but most times she'll actually decide on her own where to go (I generally don't give a fuck). It's fucking liberating to have someone tell me where I am going to buy them dinner. Which I admit is odd.

The weekend trip to the out of town wedding went swimmingly. The "L" word came out and all is well. Disgustingly so, in fact.

Hoss_sl said:
Never loan money to a friend (or lovers or family). It's way too likely that you'll wind up losing both the friend and the money. If you offer help, just give her the money. Tell her it counts as her birthday/anniversary/christmas gift for the next 5 years if it makes her feel better. If you're not willing to just give the money, then you can't afford to loan it to her.

Oh and if you ignore my advice and do a promissory note, get some help with it. Find out how much interest you're allowed to charge in your state so it's not usery, or loan sharking. If you actually expect to be paid back, I recommend charging some interest because otherwise your loan will always be that persons last priority.
Yeah, the money issue came up over the weekend as well. She had flown to the wedding a day earlier than me, while I had booked the hotel, flights and car rental on Visa points. With flights the points book them directly, however with the hotel and car the points basically just reimburse us for the cash on the next month's statement and we pay the hotel or rental service directly. So I'd sent her a transfer for the money needed a month earlier, and she could put them on her card. Of course it didn't really occur to me that the hotel and car for 4 days were damn near her credit limit on her card (expensive resort town and I needed a SUV to haul my bike around in). So she had moved some money around and thought everything was all tickety-boo, but then my bud who introduced us and who she rents a condo off of cashed a rent check early or something, it bounced, and he let her know (he wasn't pissed or anything, he knows about her money situation). So I got back from mountain biking on Saturday and that all came flying out. Only the second or third time I've seen her cry.

Long story short, I said that I could help her out if she wanted me to, she said that I already do (I'd paid for the whole weekend even though it was her friend's wedding, and I've picked up the tab for most of the camping/hiking stuff we need for the West Coast Trail next week, etc etc.) and she didn't want me to help out any more, she is embarrassed that she's in this situation at 25, etc etc. So I just tried to make her feel better and left it at that for the time being. However when we checked out of the hotel I put it on my card and told her we'd figure things out later, so at this point she's up by about a grand.

As far as a promissory note, interest and all that bullshit goes if anything that's for her sake more than mine. Or at least that was my thinking. I figured she might feel better about it if she felt like it was a loan that she would eventually repay, as opposed to me just handing her a fistful of pity charity or whatever. So the issue remains outstanding at this point. Once we get back from the West Coast Trail in a few weeks she'll have to figure out what she is going to do about a car, as hopefully by then her insurance company will have paid her out. Fucking thing still hasn't turned up anywhere, almost two months later, which is shocking. Who chops up a 2005 Cavalier?
 

Famm

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The weekend trip to the out of town wedding went swimmingly. The "L" word came out and all is well. Disgustingly so, in fact.
Come on man, you have to give us more detail than that after we all had our little opinions on the situation.
 

Srathor

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Yay Canada!

And I concur you must let us sully your love life with our voyeuristic right to know what happened!
 

Eomer

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Come on man, you have to give us more detail than that after we all had our little opinions on the situation.
She got hammered at the wedding ceremony, I was mostly sober as I was driving back to the hotel, she started sucking my dick before we had even left the parking lot, I drove through downtown Kelowna with her head in my lap ("I don't care, we don't know anyone here!" except for you know all your friends and family driving on the same road to the same hotel), got my pants pack up for only as long as it took to get to the room, she sexually assaulted me for an hour or two, and at some point the conversation took that turn and all was well in the world. I brought it up, she immediately reciprocated and it was obvious she was pleased as punch and/or relieved.
 

taebin

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I brought it up, she immediately reciprocated and it was obvious she was pleased as punch and/or relieved.
Hahahahaha....

Eomer: God I love it when you give me head.
Her: You love me?!?!? I LOVE YOU TOO SWEETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Famm

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Well we can't all be freewheeling Canadian syrup empire heirs living a great white northern playboy lifestyle in the global cultural epicenter of Edmonton.