The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
I'm too lazy to get big, but I've been told I look angry even though I don't feel angry. When another guy threatened to assault me yesterday I told him to give it his best shot but he ran away instead so mavbe that will work again.
popsicledeath
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She's at best confused, at worst cray-cray. Either way, you're in the shit now. Best way to get out of it is to make her bored of you.
Famm
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Good idea. Numbers, I think you should buy a ring and propose to this girl.
I don't think proposing is a good idea Famm, but I think I can handle being boring as that is my natural state.
All I have to say is thank god someone has something interesting going on. This thread was on its deathbed
popsicledeath
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Johnny53
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Kristen - home with mom, off drugs....living clean ( gave me gonorrhea )
Jamie - home with boyfriend at his sisters, off drugs....living clean ( gave me gonorrhea )
Capri - see her every day to help her out, she went home to her moms last night, but called me to tell me shes back in drug-ville and wants to meet up tonite...
Szeth
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We can;t wish that on him, if only for his ignorant wife who he will no doubt pass it onto without remorse.
Eomer
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It's the natural progression of this community. Now instead of talking about girls who broke our hearts here, we're all over in the marriage and the power of divorce thread talking about how a women took all of our shit. Personally I look forward to the "Nurses Who Seductively Changed My Colostomy Bag" Thread.
Big Phoenix
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Youre on deck.
As for Numbers, personally in this day and age I would invite her over and have a conversation discussing the entire situation and record it. Have some good solid evidence that it was consensual and not forced in anyway for the 50/50 chance of the shitstorm that may hit your life due to this crazy bitch.
Famm
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Or is that thread more popular because its in the zone of increased moderation?
Hoss
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I thought you got to tell them what their name was. Johnny, name the next one sinnamon.
Best advice ever. I would +net you if I weren't so lazy.
Eomer
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I don't think so. People were generally pretty good about not being dicks in this particular thread in the past. And I was mostly joking about the "progression" from this one to that one. The reality is that it's all pretty much the same shit being discussed, it just so happened the marriage/divorce one got some momentum for awhile there.
The other guy who threatened me went to security and complained about me. Security called my house when I wasn't home. This should be funny.
Edit: Inspector was making fun of the guy who complained saying he was a retard.
Edit: Inspector was making fun of the guy who complained saying he was a retard.
