The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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Phazael
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Chances are good that a 24 year old girl visiting a male friend WAS banging him, but yeah you pretty much went nuclear immediately. This not only means you will never bang her, but any female remotely associated with her is probably off limits now, too.
Big Phoenix
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Leadsalad
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kegkilla
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Big Phoenix
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Is there a special brand of retarded that posts on that site?
Still a virgin after 5 months of marriage? What the fuck?
Oblio
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I had heard or read somewhere that the top three reasons for divorce are as follows (ranked in order)
1. Money
2. Kids
3. Infidelity
I get the money thing because if money is tight people are stressed and fight more.
I really get the kids reason, I have a 3 and a 4 year old. Until last month we lived in Las Vegas away from all of our family never had help and date nights were hard to come by. As odd as it sounds my wife and I would fight more because we missed each other and were frustrated with our lack of us time. I know kids are a blessing but 18 months apart and all boy, they can be really taxing at times.
The third one I cannot relate to because my wife has never cheated on me, but I honestly think I could forgive her and she would forgive me. Not looking to test that but I think our relationship is strong enough to work through the emotions of one sexual encounter. If she said I fucked another guy, ok I can deal. If she said I am in love with another guy, well that might be a problem. If she is in love with another guy then I have already lost her, sex is just sex.
Kirun
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Women view it entirely differently. Sex is essentially, entirely a physical function for men, and we view it as such. For women, it tends to be mostly emotional. Thus, sex for women is rarely "just sex". Even though they like to delude themselves/others that they want it just as often, and can do it with without attachment as easily as men, they really can't. If your wife is fucking another man, in 99% of the cases, she's doing so because she has lost desire for you. Once she has done that, it's essentially impossible to get it back. When something like that happens, you'll typically end up having to negotiate a bunch of things - "You'll never do it again, right? I want to monitor your phone for 3 years! Sure, you can always read my e-mail!" etc.. As I pointed out earlier, negotiated desire only ever leads to obligated compliance.
Anyone have some tried and tested tinder openers? I literally have 0 things to say to a complete stranger other than "I liked your picture because you might be fun to have sex with." Its not even that I've tried shit and failed. I'll think "I should message this chick" and literally 0 of anything comes to my mind, and I close the app saying nothing
When I was online dating I would pick one thing on their profile that I thought we had in common, mention that and then throw out a line like "I would like to get to know you better, here are some random questions" and then ask really random shit that has no substance. I found those 1-5 questions got me more responses then anything else. It also helped me weed out the shit head girls since you have to have a sense of humor to ask and respond to random questions.
Oblio
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I have been with my wife for 16 years (dating +married), so I have played the wingman for my buddies for a long time. I always start up the conversation with "My buddy and I are wondering if you girls are as fun to talk to as you are to look at?"
That line has never failed to start a conversation. I don't know if it's a really good line or if the girls are attracted to my confidence and don't give a fuck attitude. Basically it is the whole look hungry go hungry thing, I could give a shit because I am married and happy.
That line has never failed to start a conversation. I don't know if it's a really good line or if the girls are attracted to my confidence and don't give a fuck attitude. Basically it is the whole look hungry go hungry thing, I could give a shit because I am married and happy.
Haast
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Good line, obviously needs to be adapted to tinder, something like, "Would I have as much fun jerking off to you in person as I do jerking off to your pictures on my phone?"
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or something like that.
Oblio
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+1
When I replied I had no idea what "tinder" was, I assumed it was a smartphone typo.
How often did you get laid starting from this? I've been commenting on one thing and then asking them cat vs pelican. Im so lame. But surprisingly good response rate so far.