Haha man your stories always deliver. If you're gonna be fucking dirty hookers you might as well hang out at shady clubs and dance parties and bang hot young chicks who wants weed and pills lol.
The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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I dated a girl in college who was an American raised Syrian, dark hair dark skin, amazing bright green eyes, one of the most smoking bodies ever. A friend of mine was dating a chick from Palestine who was even hotter. Makes me think that there is a ton of hot tail under Burkas. (makes sense, if you own an exotic car, you always throw a cover on it). Middle Eastern women dont age well at all, I saw that chick last year she is maybe 36-38, fat and haggard and no kids for an excuse. Her sister held up a little better, but not much.
You could always pick one up while you're there and store it away for a special occasion sometime down the line, wins some big points for "thinking ahead." Assuming it's not too specifically fitted, you could always use it on a future girl if, for some reason, you never give it to this one.
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Middle East chicks are a mixed bag, like anywhere else. Lebanese and Syrian chicks aren't too bad but once you get into Iran, Yemen, Oman, Saudi, etc...it's one in a thousand if even that honestly. I mean if they'd just pluck their fucking unibrows we might be on to something. It also takes them a -long- time of speaking English to be tolerable to listen to. Not the broken English, that's fine. It's their tone and nasally, whiny voices. Every time I visit my wifes classroom for a Q&A session with her students I want to facestab them.
100 generations of inbreeding will do that to you though I suppose. A couple girls were shocked when they found out my wife and I were not related prior to our marriage.
100 generations of inbreeding will do that to you though I suppose. A couple girls were shocked when they found out my wife and I were not related prior to our marriage.
Would be a full two dozen if there was more cash laying around on the table
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What happens if you wear shades - does your dick go limb watching Caucasians have coitus then? What if it's pilot shades? What if you wear shades with just one glass in? I think shades might be the answer here.
Every couple months I'll mix it up and look at some black porn, but the guy has to be white or I can't watch.
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on the other side of the town, i'd feel embarrassed for the guy who is fucking when watching asian porn.
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True or not, this is still an amazing story. Well done.
Are you Michael Fassbender?
By the way, Camerous told stories about girls licking each other in his car on a cruise around the neighborhood. He had some outlandish shit. Antarius' stories sound exactly like what you'd see in a craigslist-hooker-gone-wrong story or when drugs/booze/white trash are involved. Yet enough detail and surprises that you'd have to be a great story teller to actually make it up. Considering quite a lot of people accused me of making shit up when I was in Korea, it's apparent that that's just what people do. So I'm gonna go ahead and assume Antarius is telling the truth. Plus, when people make shit up, they generally do it to impress others and make themselves look cool. Call me crazy, but fucking a tranny who's balls keep slapping him in the leg would generally not fall under that category.
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Also -- some embellishment isn't quite the same as just making shit up. Embellishment of a decent story in order to create a good story is a hard thing to do, and a good skill to know. It's giving the listener a reacharound. That's just white.
I assume Ant's stories are somewhat embellished and probably true, if not 100% factually accurate.
I assume Ant's stories are somewhat embellished and probably true, if not 100% factually accurate.
I wish, I'd need to lose like 40 lbs minimum. Pretty sure he's quite a bit taller than me too.
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Suddenly you make a lot more sense. Holy fuck man I so want to believe your stories are true. Even if not, far better version of Camerous than Cam himself. Since that "MMO girls and our stories about them" thread he started being forever lost in swamp donkey kingdom, I guess we should be thankful you are here to rebuild his legacy of lol.
So what your saying is Fedor is trying to make us think it's ok to be attracted to traps before we hit the spoiler tag so that someday we learn that they are attractive and pull an Antarius? Is that what happened Antarius, was your tranny hooker experience post Fedor trap desensitizing?
I believe summer of 2011 was before Fedor started posting his tranny pics, so I guess the problem was I wasn't desensitized enough.
MOST of the time, hooking up with a prostitute has actually worked out well for me... meet up with a chick, pay money, have sex... go home. But that's not an exciting story, and so I don't relate the stories of the times that it has worked out well...
The problem is when I tend to find girls that are interested in me, they tend to have huge amounts of issues of their own. I'd say, in general, the whores have been much more drama free and higher quality (better looking) than the girls that I'm not paying. I have the money, I might as well use it. And lately I've preferred the real thing over just paying money over the internet (I paid something like 70,000 over the past 3 years between myfreecams and youpornmate. Yes, I still constantly try to meet girls in "regular" ways, but you're right, I'm 100% certain that part of it is me: If I was a better person and could attract women that weren't complete garbage, I'd probably be happier.