The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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Hoss

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He might be implying that you specified he DIE of dick cancer. Dying of cancer is actually 100% fatal.
 
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Ashin

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How has someone not directed Johnny to the Ravvenn thread yet...

Edit: Johnny you'll get PAID to *make love* to a hooker with drug issues (confirmed) and you get the ultimate girlfriend experience (been rated 9/10 in that). Interested?
 
Famm

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He's been in there but not recently. Thing is, he's used to these street urchins who will spend all day with him for a dime bag of smack, a half pack of menthol cigarettes and a McDonald's happy meal, so its a bit outside of his usual price range.
 
Johnny53

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Famm_sl said:
He's been in there but not recently. Thing is, he's used to these street urchins who will spend all day with him for a dime bag of smack, a half pack of menthol cigarettes and a McDonald's happy meal, so its a bit outside of his usual price range.
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ouch.....i just bought her a happy meal on thursday and taco bell on friday, i average about $30-40 per day on her....
 
iannis

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Oh my god. The handholding and kissing. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

NOOOOOOOOO. STOOOOOOOP.

It seems like you could find something young and dumb to fulfill that need that wasn't addicted to smack. You obviously put a lot of time and money and shit, even emotion and thought into this entire fucked up process.

You can do better.
 
Famm

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Iannis_sl said:
It seems like you could find something young and dumb to fulfill that need that wasn't addicted to smack. You obviously put a lot of time and money and shit, even emotion and thought into this entire fucked up process.

You can do better.
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Hookers aren't going to show up at his doorstep while he's at work to announce she's in love with your husband.
 
Big Phoenix

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Iannis_sl said:
Oh my god. The handholding and kissing. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

NOOOOOOOOO. STOOOOOOOP.

It seems like you could find something young and dumb to fulfill that need that wasn't addicted to smack. You obviously put a lot of time and money and shit, even emotion and thought into this entire fucked up process.

You can do better.
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He is a literal white knight, he thinks hes helping these women.
 
Sutekh

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Iannis_sl said:
Oh my god. The handholding and kissing. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

NOOOOOOOOO. STOOOOOOOP.

It seems like you could find something young and dumb to fulfill that need that wasn't addicted to smack. You obviously put a lot of time and money and shit, even emotion and thought into this entire fucked up process.

You can do better.
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You should realize from the Ravvenn thread that one of the things whores do is the "girlfriend experience" that's clearly what J49 is in to.
 
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Yea it should be obvious to anyone who follows this thread that j49 is in it for the emotional closeness at least as much as for the sex.
 
Johnny53

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real hooker drama.....so i texted get her to tell that i was done, which lead to a flurry of return texts, she wants to talk in person, after explaining how i felt, she opened up, that her and martin are constantly fighting and she is not happy, that their relationship was built on them getting high together, and due to his legal issues he can't fail a drug test, she is realizing that without drugs, their relationship sucks, so we have an understanding, everyday she must take the bus to camden to get her methadone treatment, and then i pick her up and bring her home, then depending on what i want blowjob or sex, she will accommodate.....
 
Phazael

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The part where you are seeking emotional fulfillment from these smack whores and using their addiction to leash them on the cheap is what is truly evil. I hope you don't have any kids with your wife, because when this all blows up in your face, they are probably fucked for life.
 
Aaron

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Do you ever sit back and think "is it really worth it?" If you do, what answer do you come up with?
 
Hatorade

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Johnny appreciate the candid responses, you should get on some ones pod cast, like Doug Stanhope and just trade hooker stories.
 
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