The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

@ Phazael - umm...no comment
@ Barraco Bisi - what is sickboy method ?
@ Big Phoenix - die sooner and not of dick cancer like you had hoped for
@ araysay - what is EQ ?
@ aaron - YOLO

I get people wanting to poke fun at Johnny; it's a unique situation different from what many of us will admit to, so an easy target. I suppose I understand the people wanting to show concern for his wife and kids. What I don't get the fuckers that in a round about way are white-knighting a bunch of hookers. I guess I just don't care who Johnny whores around with, and why, mostly because he's at least honest unlike half the fuckers I know whose desperate acts to get laid end up costing them a lot more money and hurting many more people along the way than fucking around with a steady whore.

For example, I've seen denial spread more STDs in 'respectable' communities than someone like Johnny who knows exactly what's he's doing so isn't going to be in denial and spread the herpes between an entire band or dorm or office.

I mean, Johnny's hooker realizing her relationships with her boyfriend was based on getting high and now they're having issues because he has to stay clean? That's good shit right there! And probably some of the more victimless lullz on these forums.

crossover from F.O.H......and really just stumbled upon that

EQ.....everquest...okay...yeah i am not a big computer gamer...i do have 2-xbox360 and 1-xbox one
and i probably play as much or more then my sons do...

WORK - WHORE - DINNER - FAMILY - GAMING - WIFE - SLEEP

REPEAT....

boths sons go to college prep schools, the eldest is applying to M.I.T. , Drexel and Embrey Riddle....
so they will be fine....

Big Phoenix_sl said:

He already gave his wife gonorrhea once.

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yes ...but only once

Johnny49_sl said:

crossover from F.O.H......and really just stumbled upon that

EQ.....everquest...okay...yeah i am not a big computer gamer...i do have 2-xbox360 and 1-xbox one
and i probably play as much or more then my sons do...

WORK - WHORE - DINNER - FAMILY - GAMING - WIFE - SLEEP

REPEAT....

boths sons go to college prep schools, the eldest is applying to M.I.T. , Drexel and Embrey Riddle....
so they will be fine....

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Hey I used to live next to Embrey Riddle, actually went to Daytona State for a year or two, which is across the street. Have him send me a PM here and I can probably hook him up with some prostitots if he wants to follow in daddy's footsteps.

But no really, I wouldn't go to Embrey unless he's really set on some rocket science or aviation shit, the school is MEH and the area is literally the fucking worst. The only reason I say those two is because it's very easy to get an internship at NASA and one of the best flight instructor programs is right there in Edgewater.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

He already gave his wife gonorrhea once.

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Get your pitch forks, boys, because for some reason this is the most morally questionable thing to have ever been revealed on these forums....?

I guess I just don't get it. Enjoy the crazy stories, poke fun, shrug... but taking a moral high ground in this thread? On this forum? Really?

Sutekh_sl said:

Hey I used to live next to Embrey Riddle, actually went to Daytona State for a year or two, which is across the street. Have him send me a PM here and I can probably hook him up with some prostitots if he wants to follow in daddy's footsteps.

But no really, I wouldn't go to Embrey unless he's really set on some rocket science or aviation shit, the school is MEH and the area is literally the fucking worst. The only reason I say those two is because it's very easy to get an internship at NASA and one of the best flight instructor programs is right there in Edgewater.

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thank you for the heads up.....we will be visiting Embrey in august, having already visited M.I.T. , anything else will be a disappointment, my hope is that he lands at drexel, which keeps him closer to home, but if is accepted at MIT, which he has a strong chance too, i certainly wont deny him that opportunity

Tyrion never gave Sansa gonorhea

Respect to J49 for doing his thing and the honesty with which he goes about it.

Keep doing you, big buddy.

TheBeagle_sl said:

Tyrion never gave Sansa gonorhea

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he killed her

Wut?

TheBeagle_sl said:

Wut?

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sorry he kill his whore not sansa...my bad

anyway picked up capri after work, had to stop and get a condom ( ran out ) so we went to a corner store in camden, needless to say i was the only white guy in the store, so i asked the guy for a condom and after paying he hands me a "magnum" i looked at it and said "obviously i am in the wrong
neighborhood", at which time the clerk reach under the counter and handed me a "Lifestyles" instead...i told him "thats better"

Johnny49_sl said:

thank you for the heads up.....we will be visiting Embrey in august, having already visited M.I.T. , anything else will be a disappointment, my hope is that he lands at drexel, which keeps him closer to home, but if is accepted at MIT, which he has a strong chance too, i certainly wont deny him that opportunity

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Yeah no problem man, just stay away from Daytona Beach THE CITY, you're good if you want to head out to the beach but do not go north of Seabreeze Blvd and really if you're going to the beach just go to the Ponce Inlet, that's where all the locals go to avoid tourists and surf. Just uhh, stay out of the water if you can since that area has literally the highest amount of shark bitesIN THE WORLDno fatalities, just bites. If you're white you will be mugged/killed. Port Orange is like 3 miles south of Daytona and is a really nice area/town. Another 3 miles south of that is New Smyrna which is basically the crack/meth capitol of central Florida. Also the track's pretty damn awesome too even if you don't like Nascar that shit's still awesome to go see. But the local food places are good, Norwoods is nice but kind of crowded. The Garlic is decent. But really the best place is a little tiny house called "The Patio" shit's awesome.

Sutekh_sl said:

Yeah no problem man, just stay away from Daytona Beach THE CITY, you're good if you want to head out to the beach but do not go north of Seabreeze Blvd and really if you're going to the beach just go to the Ponce Inlet, that's where all the locals go to avoid tourists and surf. Just uhh, stay out of the water if you can since that area has literally the highest amount of shark bitesIN THE WORLDno fatalities, just bites. If you're white you will be mugged/killed. Port Orange is like 3 miles south of Daytona and is a really nice area/town. Another 3 miles south of that is New Smyrna which is basically the crack/meth capitol of central Florida. Also the track's pretty damn awesome too even if you don't like Nascar that shit's still awesome to go see. But the local food places are good, Norwoods is nice but kind of crowded. The Garlic is decent. But really the best place is a little tiny house called "The Patio" shit's awesome.

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That breaks my heart so bad. Starting when I was about 10 years old family took yearly vacations to Daytona for 2 weeks at a time( starting in the early 80's ). I was never at Daytona though from 96 until 2002 and I noticed massive changes then. Then I went back in 2004, 2005, 2007 and 2008. The last several trips I saw more fights,police, issues than I had the previous 16 trips over 3 decades combined. Hell in the 80s I could sit out on the beach as a kid making sand castles at 3am in the morning and not feel in danger. The last trip I was on in 2008, we took a walk on the beach at like 10pm and every person out there looked scared to death( with reason ). We walked up north past where the sunshine pier used to be, may still be, and ran into a group of guys acting like thugs in the dark. We hightailed it back to the resort and never walked at night again the rest of the trip.

Edit for a few things about food.
I remember when Down the Hatch was locally owned and the food was holy shit amazing. Sometime between the 96 and 2002 I guess someone else bought it out, and it became crap, but Harbor was pretty crap too the last few visits but the one place I literally ate takeout every night was Deck Down Under. Holly hell the fish and shrimp was awesome.
Used to be a catfish place on the river near the beach that was insanely good home type cooking as well.

I highly recommend NOT eating any seafood in Florida at this point. The water is infected with synthetic bacteria :*(

edit: That goes for pretty much the entire Gulf Coast.