The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

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othree

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good question cabbitcabbit.

And as others have point it out, the vast majority of men engage in a form of prostitution every single day without even realizing it. At least with real prostitutes you're getting exactly what you pay for, and none of the bullshit nagging or loaded questions that come along with the not so obvious form of prostitution known as relationships.
 

Hoss

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Sounds like J49 is getting nagged. Didn't he say that he tried to break it off with one of them and she blew up his phone and then he still met her?

Heroine pussy whipped?
 

iannis

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If you assume that all sex is some form of prostitution then yes you will naturally conclude that all sex is some form of prostitution.

This is like local morning radio talk show level stuff here.

I paid the electricity bill and you're sucking my dick! Haha! WHORE.
 

iannis

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Sometimes you can give your girlfriend a bucket of quarters to blow you and then she'll do it and it's not prostitution.

She loves me for me guys.
 

cabbitcabbit

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If your relationship is based on buying her dinner and gifts under the promise of sex then your relationship is not a good one.
 

Sutekh

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Yeah it must REALLY suck to be so fucking beta that you've got to PAY for sex from your spouse. Can't imagine being that much of a manlet.
 

popsicledeath

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It's not like you go to the bank to cash your work check and then pay your spouse 100 bucks so she'll sleep with you. It's more that if you didn't have that check and 'provide' for her she's wouldn't be with your broke ass. And you'd then probably have to make the more blatant transactions, like hookers, or bar sluts.
 

Trollicious_sl

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Bingo. Men generally make more money than women (we work more or in more money making careers). It is how the world works. Cavemen did it by providing a warm cave and fire, we do it with dinner and drinks... and house and A/C.

Think about it like this. If you didn't get your wife/gf anything on Valentines day, is she fucking you that night (or week)? Nope.
 

Sutekh

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What kind of basic ass bitches are you hanging around with that would leave you if you didn't "provide" for them or not fuck you because you didn't get them a present on a superficial holiday? Jesus christ people.
 

Alex

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A lot of girls place a lot of weight on Valentine's Day. That's a legit point.
 

Trollicious_sl

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Sut are you married or dating someone? Have you ever? I have made more money than all but 1 of my girlfriends (she had a trust fund. Dear god do I miss that. She paid for EVERYTHING. Her choice.) and have paid for more of the things. Dinners, movies, etc. Proportionately we might have paid the same when you factor in the income difference but in a dollars vs dollars reality I paid for a shitload more. I imagine most of you people here do as well.
 

Void

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Sut are you married or dating someone? Have you ever? I have made more money than all but 1 of my girlfriends (she had a trust fund. Dear god do I miss that. She paid for EVERYTHING. Her choice.) and have paid for more of the things. Dinners, movies, etc. Proportionately we might have paid the same when you factor in the income difference but in a dollars vs dollars reality I paid for a shitload more. I imagine most of you people here do as well.
I'm not sure how you could have 100 posts without reading at least some of Sutekh's posts about his girlfriend (that he lives with) and his views on relationships. Unless maybe you only stick to, say, the Sports section. Sutekh might be a little black and white with some of his opinions/posts, and there are always the trivial posts that we all make, but overall he is one of the more rational posters when it comes to relationship advice. Not saying he's always right, but you could do a lot worse than to consider what he says.
 

Trollicious_sl

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The opening statements were more rhetorical in nature of that post. That said, the only persons relationship status I fully know on this forum is johnny49. Pure comedy gold.

Just because someone can give decent relationship advice doesn't mean they aren't paying for sex directly or indirectly. Some people are really good at rationalizing their own actions or commenting on the actions of others.
 

Palum

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The opening statements were more rhetorical in nature of that post. That said, the only persons relationship status I fully know on this forum is johnny49. Pure comedy gold.

Just because someone can give decent relationship advice doesn't mean they aren't paying for sex directly or indirectly. Some people are really good at rationalizing their own actions or commenting on the actions of others.
It's more subtle than dollars for sex but basically you'd have to be pretty naive to think that means (ie $$) is not a fundamental aspect of attraction that women look for. I know Sutekh isn't that naive. It's not about 'leaving' or whatever, but doing anything costs money whether it's simple flowers or a card or spending time and all of that purely 'emotional' garbage does have some $$ attached to it. In an idyllic world, everyone would call Tuco (it was Tuco right? I don't remember) an idiot for even buying a Moissanite ring because it's entirely impractical to spend money on vanity or tradition, right? Whether you are in a shitty relationship where the chick is only interested in fucking after you buy her a $80/plate dinner or just a normal one where your chick gets horny after a night out, things are being paid for directly or indirectly.

Ain't nothing free, I mean shit... the time I invest doing stuff with my GF to appease her need for attention I could be using to take on contract work for boat money or something. Even if we're sharing 'necessary' expenses as equally as possible, she likes paying for 'bills' and for me to 'entertain' her (IE, pay for movies/dinner/etc.). Even if the groceries = money for a night out we spend in one week, she still enjoys being treated. You could make the argument it's all bullshit, but you'd be pretty hard pressed to find a woman who doesn't expect to be treated occasionally lest they feel you don't care for them. Society and expectations and all that. I'm sure Mist would have a field day with this.
 

Srathor

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Hey that is a great way to prove your woman loves you. Quit your job, make her pay for everything. If she still fucks you and stays with you it is Twu Wuv!

Well that or you broke her spirit early....
 

Antarius

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I got my girlfriend nothing for Valentines day.

Still had sex. Maybe the pregnancy 2 1/2 months later was payback?