The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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So in wake of trying to be an actual poster on these brand new forums since I lurked FoH for almost 10 years and have read the TGWBYHT from the beginning of its creation, I've decided it's time to contribute one of my own personal stories to this great thread. Just a warning, this is going to be long as fuck.
A little over a year ago was in serious long-term relationship. We were together for nearly 4 years, which was the longest I've ever had by far, and lived together for about 3 years. We had our ups and downs like any relationships, but eventually things began to turn really shitty. We start fighting over complete nonsense literally all the time. It's like we fight just for the sake of fighting. I remember I would wake up and the first thought that would come to my mind would be "I wonder what bullshit we're going to argue about today". I mean I'm talking about complete bullshit arguments. For instance one time my ex went grocery shopping and when she gets home to unload groceries she drops the milk and it explodes. This is my fault of course, because I should of been there helping... while I'm outside in the backyard mowing the lawn. Yeah.
So eventually things get so bad we both decide it's time for a break. She goes to live with her best friend, who we'll call Jane. Which makes sense because I sure as fuck am not leaving the house that I've owned since before we got together.
Jane and her have been best friends since they met in middle school (by the way I was 27 during this time and she was 23 to give everyone a timeline). She was just going to stay with Jane temporally until she could find her own place. During this time we didn't even really talk to each other except for the occasional text of "How's it going / how you been?" etc. This goes on for about 2 months, until she calls me out of the blue one day and says she can't stand living there anymore, Jane is driving her crazy, if she doesn't leave soon she's worried it's going to ruin their friendship blah fucking blah. I basically say something like "Well you aren't coming back here because we haven't worked on shit yet". She cries for a bit but I stick to my guns and she says she'll figure it out.
About a week later she calls me and tells me she has found a place and wants me to go check it out with her. It was a small little rental house but in a good neighborhood and surprisingly quite cheap. Seems perfect really.. except she doesn't have all the necessary funds to get it. She says that Jane has been charging her out the ass for living there, which later I found out is complete bullshit and she only had to help pay for groceries. But like a schmuck of course, I decide to to help her and pay the deposit and half of the first months rent.
So now she's got her own place, we start talking a bit more, and things actually start going good for once. It's almost like when we first got together. We aren't fighting over dumb shit, going out and actually having fun. She's staying the night at my place, I'm staying the night at her place etc and for the first time in year we both actually seem happy (and I say a year because the relationship wasn't always shit, it was great for a long time).
Fast forward about a month and a half, maybe 2, and I decide one day I'm going to her house before she gets home from school and basically do a surprise lunch. Little did I know I was going to be the one in for surprise. I get there and unlock the door (yeah she had given me a key to her house), go inside and lo and behold there is some dude in shorts and tee-shirt in her kitchen washing her dishes. I stand there completely bewildered. Apparently the guy didn't even hear me come in cause he's just standing there washing dishes away happily. Finally, once it soaks in, I just simply say "What the fuck?" and he turns around and looks like he's about to shit himself.
We both just stand there for a few seconds staring at each other. I have no clue who this fucking guy is, never seen him before in my life. And then, after what felt like an eternity, I realize he's pretty much staring at me the exact same way. This guy doesn't have a god damn clue who I am either. Turns out they had been seeing each other for almost 3 months. So even though I want to be, I just can't bring myself to be pissed at this guy. How is it this guys fault that my gf is apparently a lying dirty whore? All I say when I leave is "good luck dude, you'll need it".
Of course I call my whore of gf soon as I leave and like the lying dumb bitch she is she tries to deny it saying stupid shit like "he's just a friend, he just got evicted and had no place to go" blah blah. Eventually she finally comes out with it and says "I don't know what to say, I just haven't been happy lately". Gee I don't know, how about the fucking truth? At least I wouldn't be wasting my time then. So I get home, throw all her shit that she has at my house in the dumpster and let her know where she can find it. I tell her I'm leaving for a few hours and this her only chance to get it, because once I'm back she better never come near my house again. When I get back and check it's gone. Fitting that a cum dumpster would dig through the dumpster to get their shit I suppose lol.
So now I gotta get to the bottom of this and decide to call Jane up and ask her if she knew anything about all this. She says yes, though she didn't know it'd been going on that long, and that she didn't want to be the one to tell me because she didn't want to hurt me, blah blah. She says she'd rather talk about it in person though. So I head over and we start talking and it turns out just 2 days ago the guy she and the guy she had been dating for a little over a year just broke up. The subject quickly turns about me finding out my gf is a whore to listening to her cry about her problems now. This goes on for about 10 minutes before I decide I don't really give a shit enough to listen to her nonsense, so I text a buddy and tell him to call me so I can get the fuck out of there. Like 30 seconds after I send the text I get a call from my friend (insert Training Day Denzel "Mah Wakandan" pic here) and I get the hell out of there.
After taking a few days to myself and chilling out, I decided it was time to start my revenge. I refuse to go down as some weeping, broken-hearted, forehead kissing vagina. I start making the effort to talk to Miss Jane more and more and of course it's all too easy since her bf broke up with her and all the shit that happened with me. Almost like stealing candy from baby. After a few days I don't even have try to anymore, Jane is now texting / calling me all the time. Unfortunately during this time I don't really have time to talk or see her that much because I'm to busy at work. It doesn't matter though. The wheels have been put into motion and the pieces are falling into place all by themselves.
Then one night around 9:00 pm I'm in bed, watching tv, and I get a txt from Jane of course. We talk back and forth for about an hour and a half and then she says the golden words: "Hey since you're still up why don't you just come over?" Bingo. I decide to tease just a little bit though and reply with basically "nah, gotta be up real early for work, maybe some other time". To which she immediately replies with "Come on please! Just for awhile! And if you fall asleep here don't worry I'll wake you up with coffee and breakfast and everything!" So of course I drive on over.
We sat on her couch, watched tv, and talked for about an hour until she laid down and rested her head on my lap. And when I looked down, I saw a look I am quite familiar with. That of course was the "fuck me" eyes. After making out for about 5 minutes, we slowly headed off to her room around 1'ish in the morning. What followed then was some of the most wild and intense crazy sex I've ever had. Eventually I noticed light coming from outside and realized the sun was coming up and we were still going at it. Naturally I didn't make it to work that morning
. I think we woke up around 3 pm that day and both of us we're surprised by the amounts of scratches and bruises we had on our bodies. After talking a bit that day it turns out both of us had been wanting to bang for a long time lol.
Of course the ex did find out about it, and well.. her jimmies were quite rustled to say the least. I laughed at her, and eventually had to block her number because of the sheer amount of texts she was sending going off on me. I haven't talked to her or seen her since (thank god). Needless to say her and Jane were no longer friends after that.
I kept things going with Jane for awhile, but then I realized even though had known her the entire time when I was with the ex, I never really *knew* her. The longer things went on and the more I got to know her, the more I realized she was almost as crazy as my ex, so I just slowly stopped talking to her. I heard from a mutal friend that she ended up moving to Florida recently and checking her facebook, it looks like they were right.
And of course it'd be wrong to make a post this big and not have any pics, so here is Jane. Sorry no nudes, the couple I did have are on the old phone which is lost in who the hell knows where (was a piece of shit anyways). No pics of the ex, don't have any of them anymore and don't care to try and find any and if I saw her face it'd probably just make me want to hunt her down and dick slap her. Jane is hotter anyways!
tldr: found out ex-gf was a lying dirty whore so I banged her best friend.
A little over a year ago was in serious long-term relationship. We were together for nearly 4 years, which was the longest I've ever had by far, and lived together for about 3 years. We had our ups and downs like any relationships, but eventually things began to turn really shitty. We start fighting over complete nonsense literally all the time. It's like we fight just for the sake of fighting. I remember I would wake up and the first thought that would come to my mind would be "I wonder what bullshit we're going to argue about today". I mean I'm talking about complete bullshit arguments. For instance one time my ex went grocery shopping and when she gets home to unload groceries she drops the milk and it explodes. This is my fault of course, because I should of been there helping... while I'm outside in the backyard mowing the lawn. Yeah.
So eventually things get so bad we both decide it's time for a break. She goes to live with her best friend, who we'll call Jane. Which makes sense because I sure as fuck am not leaving the house that I've owned since before we got together.
Jane and her have been best friends since they met in middle school (by the way I was 27 during this time and she was 23 to give everyone a timeline). She was just going to stay with Jane temporally until she could find her own place. During this time we didn't even really talk to each other except for the occasional text of "How's it going / how you been?" etc. This goes on for about 2 months, until she calls me out of the blue one day and says she can't stand living there anymore, Jane is driving her crazy, if she doesn't leave soon she's worried it's going to ruin their friendship blah fucking blah. I basically say something like "Well you aren't coming back here because we haven't worked on shit yet". She cries for a bit but I stick to my guns and she says she'll figure it out.
About a week later she calls me and tells me she has found a place and wants me to go check it out with her. It was a small little rental house but in a good neighborhood and surprisingly quite cheap. Seems perfect really.. except she doesn't have all the necessary funds to get it. She says that Jane has been charging her out the ass for living there, which later I found out is complete bullshit and she only had to help pay for groceries. But like a schmuck of course, I decide to to help her and pay the deposit and half of the first months rent.
So now she's got her own place, we start talking a bit more, and things actually start going good for once. It's almost like when we first got together. We aren't fighting over dumb shit, going out and actually having fun. She's staying the night at my place, I'm staying the night at her place etc and for the first time in year we both actually seem happy (and I say a year because the relationship wasn't always shit, it was great for a long time).
Fast forward about a month and a half, maybe 2, and I decide one day I'm going to her house before she gets home from school and basically do a surprise lunch. Little did I know I was going to be the one in for surprise. I get there and unlock the door (yeah she had given me a key to her house), go inside and lo and behold there is some dude in shorts and tee-shirt in her kitchen washing her dishes. I stand there completely bewildered. Apparently the guy didn't even hear me come in cause he's just standing there washing dishes away happily. Finally, once it soaks in, I just simply say "What the fuck?" and he turns around and looks like he's about to shit himself.
We both just stand there for a few seconds staring at each other. I have no clue who this fucking guy is, never seen him before in my life. And then, after what felt like an eternity, I realize he's pretty much staring at me the exact same way. This guy doesn't have a god damn clue who I am either. Turns out they had been seeing each other for almost 3 months. So even though I want to be, I just can't bring myself to be pissed at this guy. How is it this guys fault that my gf is apparently a lying dirty whore? All I say when I leave is "good luck dude, you'll need it".
Of course I call my whore of gf soon as I leave and like the lying dumb bitch she is she tries to deny it saying stupid shit like "he's just a friend, he just got evicted and had no place to go" blah blah. Eventually she finally comes out with it and says "I don't know what to say, I just haven't been happy lately". Gee I don't know, how about the fucking truth? At least I wouldn't be wasting my time then. So I get home, throw all her shit that she has at my house in the dumpster and let her know where she can find it. I tell her I'm leaving for a few hours and this her only chance to get it, because once I'm back she better never come near my house again. When I get back and check it's gone. Fitting that a cum dumpster would dig through the dumpster to get their shit I suppose lol.
So now I gotta get to the bottom of this and decide to call Jane up and ask her if she knew anything about all this. She says yes, though she didn't know it'd been going on that long, and that she didn't want to be the one to tell me because she didn't want to hurt me, blah blah. She says she'd rather talk about it in person though. So I head over and we start talking and it turns out just 2 days ago the guy she and the guy she had been dating for a little over a year just broke up. The subject quickly turns about me finding out my gf is a whore to listening to her cry about her problems now. This goes on for about 10 minutes before I decide I don't really give a shit enough to listen to her nonsense, so I text a buddy and tell him to call me so I can get the fuck out of there. Like 30 seconds after I send the text I get a call from my friend (insert Training Day Denzel "Mah Wakandan" pic here) and I get the hell out of there.
After taking a few days to myself and chilling out, I decided it was time to start my revenge. I refuse to go down as some weeping, broken-hearted, forehead kissing vagina. I start making the effort to talk to Miss Jane more and more and of course it's all too easy since her bf broke up with her and all the shit that happened with me. Almost like stealing candy from baby. After a few days I don't even have try to anymore, Jane is now texting / calling me all the time. Unfortunately during this time I don't really have time to talk or see her that much because I'm to busy at work. It doesn't matter though. The wheels have been put into motion and the pieces are falling into place all by themselves.
Then one night around 9:00 pm I'm in bed, watching tv, and I get a txt from Jane of course. We talk back and forth for about an hour and a half and then she says the golden words: "Hey since you're still up why don't you just come over?" Bingo. I decide to tease just a little bit though and reply with basically "nah, gotta be up real early for work, maybe some other time". To which she immediately replies with "Come on please! Just for awhile! And if you fall asleep here don't worry I'll wake you up with coffee and breakfast and everything!" So of course I drive on over.
We sat on her couch, watched tv, and talked for about an hour until she laid down and rested her head on my lap. And when I looked down, I saw a look I am quite familiar with. That of course was the "fuck me" eyes. After making out for about 5 minutes, we slowly headed off to her room around 1'ish in the morning. What followed then was some of the most wild and intense crazy sex I've ever had. Eventually I noticed light coming from outside and realized the sun was coming up and we were still going at it. Naturally I didn't make it to work that morning
Of course the ex did find out about it, and well.. her jimmies were quite rustled to say the least. I laughed at her, and eventually had to block her number because of the sheer amount of texts she was sending going off on me. I haven't talked to her or seen her since (thank god). Needless to say her and Jane were no longer friends after that.
I kept things going with Jane for awhile, but then I realized even though had known her the entire time when I was with the ex, I never really *knew* her. The longer things went on and the more I got to know her, the more I realized she was almost as crazy as my ex, so I just slowly stopped talking to her. I heard from a mutal friend that she ended up moving to Florida recently and checking her facebook, it looks like they were right.
And of course it'd be wrong to make a post this big and not have any pics, so here is Jane. Sorry no nudes, the couple I did have are on the old phone which is lost in who the hell knows where (was a piece of shit anyways). No pics of the ex, don't have any of them anymore and don't care to try and find any and if I saw her face it'd probably just make me want to hunt her down and dick slap her. Jane is hotter anyways!
tldr: found out ex-gf was a lying dirty whore so I banged her best friend.
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Well done Johnny. Now who is gonna hire this girl and make her write "better in bed than Johnny" on her tits? Your Internet fame awaits
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Kris
Hey johnny I guess you have seen the posts stating Kris is on backpage.
I am the one that am posting her there.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I used your pics of her in the adds too they are good quality and nice shots.
Thing about Kris lately and I am not sure if you have noticed is her level of service is dropping off and I keep telling her she needs to clean up before her dates. But when I see her even when she says she just showered her hair is still oily and lets just say she doesn't smell as fresh between the legs as she used to.
She and John are smoking crack now which I think is worse than dope because it leaves you wanting to get your next hit and not so worried of how you get the money to do it. I speak from experience.
One of the last dates I had I was picking her up for a run home and John was standing in front of my car yelling at her to give him the money while Kris was crying in my car. The date took extra long because she showered and we took the pictures for backpage. When we got back John was waiting and was yelling like a lunatic at her in my car. I feel bad for her as John is like a leech on her and spends 2/3 of what she earns. Now with the crack the money flies out of her purse.
I asked her and she said John has hit her in the past. I feel bad for her.
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Hey johnny I guess you have seen the posts stating Kris is on backpage.
I am the one that am posting her there.
I didn't really want to but she was pushing me for the last three dates I had with her.
I used your pics of her in the adds too they are good quality and nice shots.
Thing about Kris lately and I am not sure if you have noticed is her level of service is dropping off and I keep telling her she needs to clean up before her dates. But when I see her even when she says she just showered her hair is still oily and lets just say she doesn't smell as fresh between the legs as she used to.
She and John are smoking crack now which I think is worse than dope because it leaves you wanting to get your next hit and not so worried of how you get the money to do it. I speak from experience.
One of the last dates I had I was picking her up for a run home and John was standing in front of my car yelling at her to give him the money while Kris was crying in my car. The date took extra long because she showered and we took the pictures for backpage. When we got back John was waiting and was yelling like a lunatic at her in my car. I feel bad for her as John is like a leech on her and spends 2/3 of what she earns. Now with the crack the money flies out of her purse.
I asked her and she said John has hit her in the past. I feel bad for her.
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Kristen!!!
DUDE! Did you call or text threatening John?
DON'T do that you just got me in trouble with Kris.
I only sent you that message because I think you like I actually care about Kris.
I only ask when I am with her for her to not smoke that crap. In a father like manner.
The crack is what is making John act irrational but it is their choice
But it was not to get you to confront him!
Plz do not do that. She will get an attitude about us both.
then this
DUDE! Did you call or text threatening John?
DON'T do that you just got me in trouble with Kris.
I only sent you that message because I think you like I actually care about Kris.
I only ask when I am with her for her to not smoke that crap. In a father like manner.
The crack is what is making John act irrational but it is their choice
But it was not to get you to confront him!
Plz do not do that. She will get an attitude about us both.
then this
I bet she lets someone put rerolled on the boobs. Someone living close to Camden need to get on that.
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